Take this, Wing Baron!

(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)

Frodo: What did you say about my mother?!

Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner?

These boots are made for kicking!
 

Frodo: Tell me what you saw!

Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock!

Frodo: ... ... Oh.

OR

Frodo: Give me my toy back!

Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

The mask of Z... um... Forro?
 

F for Frodo!

or

Frodo: Do you surrender?
Gollum: Never, but I may scream.
Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die!

How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it...

To play on D-Spawn -
 

Fro: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept.

Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat!

Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store.

After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward.

Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

Gollum's dentist was especially mean.

Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!"
Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!"
Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?"

Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword!

Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin!

OR

A tribute to Pulp Fiction

Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M***** f***er, say "What" one more time!

Frodo: *I* had the big blue eyes things down pat *first*!

Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo.

Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic?

Frodo: Die foul scum!
Gollum: You have pretty pink lips...
Frodo: Uhh....

Paging Dr. Frodo . . .
 

Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair!

Spidey/LotR
 

Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

Frodo: "Scalpal."
Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?"

OR

Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'! :D )

Calvin and Hobbes rip-off
 

Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"!

Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again.

Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture.

Message for you sir!
 

Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit.

OR

Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking.

LOL!

Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo!

OR:

Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo *from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...*): That can't be comfortable...

Because I can't think of a family friendly caption to the last one..
 

try this..

http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG


Miranda Otto
" I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!"

"you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....."

Eowyn pic:

When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore.

OR

Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s!

Théoden: What's going on?

Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants...

Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in.
:p

Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer.

Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received.

OR

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead.

Expanding on that...

Merry: You look just like my mother in law.

Miranda did not like being told her lines.

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.

EDIT: Yay! 300th post. Woo hoo!

(Frodo pic)

At the Bag End Barbershop Frodo finishes giving Gollum a haircut & shave.

Frodo: 'That will be five silver pennies, Mr S. Now, something for the weekend?....

Theoden: "Uh, Eowyn, your hair band is falling down."
Eowyn: :mad:

OR

Ashton Kutcher: "Okay, see we put this video camera that looks like a necklace around your neck, then you go in and tell PJ you quit! Got it?"
Miranda Otto: "Yep, go in; say 'I quit!'
Ashton: "Perfect. After he yells and screams for a while, we'll pop out and say 'You got Punk'd'!"
Miranda: :rolleyes: "You're really annoying, you know that? I'm only doing this to get more TV time."

OR

Eowyn: "Eomer, that wasn't funny."
Eomer: *rolling on the floor laughing; can't stop himself*
Eowyn: "You're so immature!"

Continuing on Davem's theme for the next pic:

Eowyn is not impressed as Gimli offers her something for the weekend.