As TORE starts a new theme in Crazy Captions...
 

...The Hobbits are aghast to learn that the troupe of breakdancing Orcs seemed intent on following them through Moria.

at the restaurant (pilfered from The Fellowship of the Cast documentary)
 

Gimli (offscreen): "We'll have nine lobster, fifteen shrimp, twelve red snapper, fifteen filet mignons, & some grilled mushrooms, some wild boar...

Pippin, Frodo, & Sam: "No, stop! We'll never be able to eat all this!"

Gimli: ...pheasants, & grouse, do you have partridge? Bring the partridge!"

Merry: "He better not be billing me for all this!"

(From A Bug's Life)
Merry: "Don't look at the light."
Pippin: "I can't help it... It's so beautiful!"

OR

This shot was taken just one story below the Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir picture. Notice how the Blue Light is much stronger because it's not going through the floor.

OR

Frodo(thinking): "I don't believe it! Merry does have eyes in the back of his head!"

OR

After being teleported by the blue glow to Barad-Dur, the hobbits discover Sauron's Automatic Ring Making Machine. Ohhh, the possibilities! :eek:

Rats in the pipes
 

Watching Aragorn and Boromir have a disco dance off was not a pretty sight!

[I've just worked out that I occupy roughly 5% of the Crazy Caption posts Followed closely by Eomer who occupies 4%]

Merry: The Cave Troll can't see you if you don't move...

Sam: But, that theory was disproved...

Pippin: Does this mean we won't be having afternoon tea and cake?

OR

Merry: These dramatic poses are sure to impress the ladies!

Frodo: Not with Legolas twirling his hair over there...

Merry: AI! AI! A Balrog!

Sam: No no you dotard, that cannot possibly be a Balrog for you see Balrog have wings and this demon of fire is lacking that key charateristic.

The four young hobbits, lads just out of the Shire for the first time, are mesmerised by life in the big city, the plethora of strip shows in particular.

The villagers take a step backward as the wolf begans to transform in the process of being hung.

Oh the horrors of an Orc nudist camp.

Having nothing better to do, Galadriel and Celeborn compete at who can keep a hobbit's attension and wonder for the longest...

Celeborn: Look! Look at me! My eyes glow!

Galadriel: Yes, that may be nice, but LOOK! MY WHOLE BODY GLOWS! Ooh! Amazing isn't it?!

Pippin: Wow... Check out Celeborns' eyes... They glow...

Frodo: I'm completely oblivious that Galadriel is turning into an atomic bomb behind me...


~ Aesthete

The hobbits are temporarlily turned from the TV by the ringing of the phone.

Pippin: "What was that?"
Merry: "It was the Telephone. There must be someone on the... on the... other end."
Frodo: Is choking on a peanut.
Sam: 'Maybe it's Rosie!'

Rats in the pipes
 

The Hobbits are forced into astonishment when they see that the Mouth of Sauron has gone and got braces!

OR

As the Hobbits found a souvenir shop in Moria, Pippin is horrified to discover that he has forgotten his wallet!

While walking through the Shire one night a small group of admiring hobbits lasses with flashlights happen on the four hobbits.

Merry: "Don't move a muscle, they might not see us!"

Merry: "Guys, the end of the tunnel isn't in sight: how come we can see again?"

Pippin: "Train!"

The Dead hand agrees!
 

The Hobbits found out why you shouldn't say "Mac Beth" in a theatre! :eek:

After tearing apart Legolas in Moria, the mob of Fangirls continue their rampage onto Frodo...

Nazgul: well well well, you seen to have stumbled right into our trap...turn around... :eek: ...YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!

Only Frodo and Merry were dismayed by the Sphynx's riddle.

Cross-references.
 

Sam: Hey, how come that guy can fly on a broomstick?

The hobbits are dismayed to find out, that contrary to popular belief, Gothmog is actually a Nazgul and not a Black-Numenorian.

Merry, Frodo, and Sam: Ahhh, who is that?

Pippin: It's only a new picture guys.

http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/isildur/erdrnuev3.jpg

Elendil: The power of the swartz is strong with you my son.

Of all the silly customs . . .
 

playing off of Boromir88's
 

Elendil: "Ah, I see your swartz is as big as mine!"

I can't see this one

Elves never make good sculptors - look how their rendition of the Argonath turned out.

Elendill: I know you are afraid, my son, but this is a dangerous and important mission, we will probably go to our deaths, but the fangirls must be destroyed!

OR

Isildur: My helmet is better than yours!

Elendill: Is not!

Isildur: Is!

I can't see it either. :(

This any better, Folks?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../erdrnuev3.jpg

Caption:

When you need a fly swatting, call the experts!

(Thank you much, Hookbill!)

Elendil: "What's that?! Look behind you!"
Isildur: "I'm not falling for that one."

OR

Elendil: "See, if you hold perfectly still, you blend in with the rocks!"

OR

Isildur: "Does this armor make me look fat?"

AND the obligatory...

Elendil: "You fool! This isn't Mount Doom; it's Mount Dolmed!"
Isildur: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

Rats in the Pipes.
 

No trouble good sirs! My duty and all that!

And speaking of obligatory...

Elendill: We must stop this Gandalf! The Uncloaking is getting out of hand!

That reminds me.........
 

`I know what you're thinking about,' said Tweedledum; `but it isn't so, nohow.'

`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'

More Spaceballs!
 

Isildur: I have realized by now that evil will always triumph cause good is dumb

~or~

Elendil: Your swartz is as big as mine, lets see how well you can handle it

Elendil: Okay, If we have any hope of winning that Royals for Models runway contest, we need to find our signature moves...

Isildur: How are we possibly going to do that?!

Elendil: Well, they say you need to act like you want something really bad, and you would give it your best to have anyway possible.

Isildur: Oh, okay. (thinks about the ring...)

Elendil: On the count of three...One, Two, Three -

Both wip into position

Isildur: The ring's mine, PUSH OFF!

Elendil: ... We're thinking about runways remember?

Isildur: Sorry, could you say that again, i'm confused...

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~ Aesthete

Isildur: Now the circle is complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Elendil: Only a master of eevvv...wait, what?! Why do I always have to be Obi-wan?!

Rats in the Popes?
 

Isildur and Elendill try and break the camera of that stalker by reflecting the light from their swords.

I can't resist the Pythonism...
 

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: What?

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: I have no quarell with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Isildur: Then you must die!

Elendil: I command you as King of Arnor and Gondor to stand aside.

Isildur: I move for no man.

Elendil: So be it!

And we all know the rest of the scene...

Going off wilwa's hilarious idea...
 

How to be King: Lesson #187...How to take a hit and still look Kingly.

Elendil: Okay, we'll go easy for your first time...
Isildur: But dad...I'm afraid...
Elendil: I'm not trying to kill you. Now remember, try and keep your hair from being disturbed...and some sweat is good, but not too much...make it look like you're working hard, but no sweating like a peasant... And let's here a nice good grunt like we've been practicing, I don't want to hear any 'oofs'...

Elendil can't take it anymore and turns his head away from the band of breakdancing orcs.

OR

Elendil: "*gasp* Isildur, did you bring the pipeweed?!"
Isildur: "*gasp* No! I thought you had it!"
*both faint*

Father-son moment . . .
 

Elendil: Remember, you need to chop the onions finely.

Isildur: Yes, father.