Pippin: My bum has gone numb.
Gandalf: My condolences.

Gandalf: "Hi, ho! Hi, ho. Hi,ho, hi ho, it's to Minas Tirith we go, to Minas Tirith we go!"

Pippin: "Could you please stop that? You know what Tolkien thought of Disney, don't you?"

Gandalf: "At least it's better than the Crazy Frog song."

Gandalf: Ah see how the morning sun light catches the majesty of Minas Tirith? See the banners waving in the wind? Isn't glorious, Pippin?
Pippin: I still don't see why we couldn't go to Disney World instead.

Pippin: Do you think we should tell them about that asteroid that’s about to hit Minas Tirith?

OR

Pippin: why is it so quiet?
Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge.
Pippin: Oh! Do they have swimming baths at Minas Tirith?
Gandalf: :rolleyes:

Pippin: Every...thing...is so... WHITE! Gandalf, Shadowfax, that city over there! WHY?!

Okay, that was weird... :p

Pip: Holy smokes! On top of that tower...it's a giant ape from the Southlands!

Or...

He knew it was a long shot, but it had to be done. Denethor could not be persuaded by other means, so Gandalf knew, deep in his bones that he would have to keep his cloak on.

Or...

Pip: So...we're facing a deadly enemy, right?
Gandy: Yes indeed.
Pip: And our enemy threatens perpetual havoc if we don't surrender the Steward?
Gandy: I am afraid so, Peregrin Took.
Pip: Well tell me...what would be worse, letting this "Meela" have her way, or letting Gondor be continually ruled by a looney?
Gandy: Hmm...

Gandalf: "I told you this was a good spot to watch the lift-off!" (The Citadel looks like a big rocket with flames coming from the side.)

OR

Pippin: "Gandalf, the directions say to turn left here."
Gandalf: "But the city is in right over there, to the right!"
Pippin: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

For the other picture:
 

PJ: . . . So now, you'll steal the Ring from Gandalf, and . . .

Bernard: Wait. Gandalf has the Ring?

PJ: Yes.

Bernard: How?

PJ: None of your business.

Bernard: And I'll steal it from him?

PJ: Yes.

Bernard: Why?

PJ: Because you're an agent of Sauron.

Bernard: Me?

PJ: Yes!

Bernard: Why?

PJ: Because! . . . Then you kill the Witch-King and steal his flying birdie . . .

Bernard: Wait. I thought I was an agent of Sauron. Why would I kill the Witch-King?

PJ: Because he's really working for Denethor.

Bernard: Why?

PJ: BECAUSE!

Bernard: But what about Éowyn? Wasn't she supposed to kill the Witch-King?

PJ: No! By this time she and Aragorn had already ran off to the Undying Lands. Sheesh!

Bernard: But they're mortals!

PJ: So?!

Bernard: Never mind.

PJ: . . . So you fly off into Mordor and give the Ring to Bilbo.

Bernard: Bilbo?

PJ: Yes.

Bernard: Why to him?

PJ: Because he is really Sauron.

Bernard: Can anyone ask if Harry Potter needs a King of Rohan character?

For the new pic.
 

Shadowfax (thinking): This looks suspiciously like a model of Faramir's nose . . .

Pippin: "Are we there yet? I'm hungry. This horse smells wierd."

Seeing Gandalf asleep, Shadowfax finally gets a chance to throw the slave-driver of a wizard off the cliff.

By the time they got there, it was already too late - a huge mountain was already attacking the city, and split it in two. Endless strings of evacuees fled the carnage, the Wrath of the Mountains, visible only as tiny dots in the distance.

Another Holy Grail inspired caption
 

Gandalf: On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. It is a silly place.

Gandalf: Look over there!
Pippin: What? The city?
Gandalf: NO! You fool of a Took! A new picture
Pippin: You know that 'Fool of a Took' thing is really getting old
Gandalf: Is that so? Do you want me to be uncloaked again?
Pippin: Oh Eru, no! Please Gandalf, I'll be good! Just keep driving the horse!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/8370.jpg

Faramir tries to steal Bromir's sword.

OR

Faramir: Look, I can see a thousand hobbits all jumping off the wall!

Boromir: You see, this is why father likes me better.

Faramir: Who brought the embedded reporter along?

Boromir: I don't know. I just know I look totally awesome in this armor.

Faramir: Yea...so?

Boromir: I'm sexier than you. Admit it.

Faramir: Do you suppose these fangirls expect us to show the full monty?

Boromir: Better start practicing dance steps to "I'm too sexy for my armour".

Boromir is dismayed to be on active duty during the Gondor v Far Harad Ashes Series.

Faramir: Pssst, Boromir. The wire to your earpiece is showing.

Boromir: Shhh! I'm trying to get the Test Match score.

Faramir: *Sniff* I smell...NAZGUL!!!

Boromir: Ehk, could you knock that off? We're on camera for Eru's sake!


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~ Just Ka

Camera Man: "Nope, this one's no good either. Faramir's looking off to the side again."

Boromir: "That's the sixteenth wasted picture! We're going to have to evacuate all the girls just to get Faramir to focus on the camera for two seconds!"

Faramir: Boromir, look! There's an olipahunt headed right for us!

Boromir: I know.

Faramir: No really - what do you mean you know!?!

Boromir: I didn't like my death in the first film so I thought I'd make it a little more interesting in a flashback. You might want to run by the way.

Going off of Estel...

Boromir: Come on Faramir, look at the camera just once. I'd like a decent Christmas card for once.

Check out the scene at Gondor's hottest nightclub
 

Faramir: "Psst! Boromir! Check out those girls, they're totally eye-dancing with us!"

Boromir: "That guy over there, he......he stole my pint!"

Faramir: Who are you people?!
Boromir: Hey! This isn't Osgiliath!
or

Faramir: Don't look now, but I think the wombats are attacking again!

Nimmy :p

Apparently it wasn't a very unique idea to dress up as a Gondorian for the fancy dress party.

edit: Happy 700th post to me! ;)

Boromir: Aragorn smells! *looks away very quickly* Did he look? Did he hear it?
Faramir: No. Can we please stop this game? It's been two hours and Aragorn hasn't looked once.

Confirmation that Denethor played favourites....
 

Boromir feigns ignorance when Faramir speculates why Boromir gets the bespoke metal armour and he just gets a leather tunic and a shirt made from an old quilt...

Boromir: touch my sword again; Faramir, and I shall kill you.

OR

While Faramir is distracted by NAZGUL, Boromir looks on at something in the distance... What is that?... could it be? ... No... It can't be! ... Its Gandalf the grey... but there is something different... :rolleyes:

Faramir apprehensively glances around for those petty dwarves while Boromir wonders what happened to the reputation system.

Boromir is less than pleased at the dirty looks he receives after his brother persuades him it will be OK to turn up to a Gondor United match in last season's away shirt.

Minas Tirith pic:

Gandalf: %@#^! I *knew* should'nt have that right turn!

Boromir & Faramir:

This is what happens when someone with a camera calls your name & you look...

(the Disco King! ooh, idea..!)

Boro: WHO STOLE MY SQUID?! *cries*

Faramir: *whistles innocently*

same actor, different movie
 

Adding on to Eomer's idea:

Boromir: "But why should you care anyway? I thought you were a monk?"

Faramir: "Actually, I'm only a friar."

Faramir looks at Eowyn. Boromir looks at Arwen.

The expressions say it all.

Faramir: Come on brother. I don't like this place. Somehow everyone's turning into mindless zombies...
Boromir...
Boromir...

Faramir: "Who is that character over there? He looks vaguely familiar, like a character in a book I've read; but he's been changed to fit someone else's vision."

Boromir: "That's Dad."

Faramir: Hay Boromir! Look over there! Balloons! Can I have one? Please?

Boromir: Why do I have to die? Why can't he?

Boromir: I have a new plan to win this war, brother!

Faramir: What is it this time? Enough with the catapults...

Boromir: No, this time we use a satellite as a weapons platform!

Faramir: This isn't Goldeneye, and you aren't Alec Trevelyan...

Lord of the Rings/National Treasure
 

Boromir: "Look, we're wasting our time. How could the Ring wind up way out here?"

Random Gondorian Soldier: "Well, I'm no expert, but...it could be that the circumstances surrounding this "Ringbearer" caused him to leave all but one of his companions; endanger himself, then escape, then endanger, then escape; along the way picking up a semi-sane, vengeful creature for a guide that would lead the Ring...right around here."

Boromir: *blank stare*

Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Faramir: "What are you talking about? We aren't even using MapQuest!"
Boromir: "I know, but I hate it anyway!"
Farmair: :rolleyes:

OR

Faramir's angry. Why? Cuz Big Brother gets the cool armor, but all he gets to wear is pathetic leather!

Faramir: Boromir...Boromir don't look now, but look at our armor.
Boromir: ?? Do you want me to look, or don't you?
Faramir: Our 'One White Trees' don't match.

Or...

Faramir: Hey Boromir...XYZPDQ.

Faramir: "Don't look now but Denethor's turning into a werewolf."

Boromir: "Oh, great! Can my life get any crazier?"

Faramir: "Yes."