Unfortunately, the hobbits were so in awe of the Goblins' meatball eating prowess that they forgot to run away with the elves.

Fortunately, the goblins did not think the hobbits were hamburger meat.

Been so long since I last posted on this thread... :eek:

Unfortunately, the hobbits did think they were hamburger meat and started eating each other.

Fortunately, Gandalf chose this moment to ride up, knock the hobbits' heads together, and throw them onto Shadowfax's back before they could get up to any more hobbit foolishness.

Unfortunately, the hobbits fell off before Gandalf could show them the meaning of haste.

Fortunately, the hobbits were picked up by Eagles and
taken to Bilbo's Farewell Party.

Unfortunately, all the food had been eaten already by the time they came.

Fortunately (at least they believed so), there was still some "hamburger meat" left over.

Unfortunately the supposed hamburger beef was sold by the pound.

Fortunately for some passing orcs, it was being sold cheaply.

Unfortunately the Orcs had no usable currency.

Fortunately, the did have usable swords.

Unfortunately they accidentally hacked and rendered useless the supposed hamburger meat.

Fortunately, Boromir came along to save the day.

Unfortunately, he was attacked by rabid wargs on the way there.

Fortunately, Boromir bit the rabid wargs
and they went away crying.

Despite Boromir's shouting:
"There's no crying in Middle-earth battles!"

Unfortunately, the wargs did not get the A League Of Their Own reference.

Fortunately for the Wargs, Sharkey was passing by.

Unfortunately, he was on his way to a Grey Havens party and didn't stop.

Fortunately, he DID stop in Bree to rest and meet up with his old friend, Gandalf the Grey.

Unfortunately, the aforementioned wargs also stopped at Bree.

Fortunately, the wargs were happy to give
all the hobbits rides to the party after they
asked Sharkey: "Where wolf?"

Unfortunately, the hobbits did not have fun at the party.

Fortunately, there was an after-party at Bilbo's.

Unfortunately, they then went on a binge
and trashed The Prancing Pony.
(Hey, it was spring break).

Fortunately, they were able to sleep it off before the next party at Pippin's house.

Unfortunately, Pippin didn't know there were people in his house.

Fortunately, he never found out, because his house is huge.

Unfortunately, the house was so large no one
could find the wine cellar. :(

Fortunately, Pippin actually lived next to the Green Dragon, so they all went there instead.

Unfortunately, it had run out of drinks.

Fortunately Legolas was walking around.

Unfortunately, all that Captain Obvious did was...well, point out the obvious: there was no drinks left at the Green Dragon.

Fortunately, he threw a tenper tantrum and his
daddy had his butler send him some Dorwinion wine.

Unfortunately, Frodo was allergic, which he discovered upon drinking the wine...

Fortunately, everyone thought his antics were his trying to start Charades, so he didn't ruin the party.

Unfortunately, he did steal Bilbo's thunder as this party was in fact Bilbo's 111th birthday party and he was just about to "slip" away unnoticed.

Fortunately, everyone thought that Frodo was trying to tell them to look at Bilbo, so he did get his moment in the spotlight.

Unfortunately, Gandalf's fireworks got wet.

Fortunately, Gandalf had spares.