Should've gotten an insurance for the thing.
 

No one ever wanted to play football with Nine Fingers Frodo.

Now that Frodo had the Ring, everyone was trying to hunt him; even huge portals to other dimensions.

Lumpy trousers!
 

Frodo: Darn, those sagville Baggins have added four more stories to bag-end.

OR

Sam(off screen): Come on mr frodo, just another three steps to go!
Frodo: Three steps is more then two, I'll never make it!

Frodo: *inspecting the bug on his sleeve* Oh Mr. Caterpillar, you're my only friend.

Frodo was so disappointed that the bouncers were letting the Ents into the party but not him.

OR

After pushing Gollum down the stairs for an hour, Frodo began to get a little bored.

Gumpy gumpy gump.
 

Frodo: Everything I touch Dies
(the tree looks good enough to be dead...)

OR

Frodo wonders if he took the wrong way to get to mordor...

...and there he sat, an image of what could have been, unable to rise because he had forgotten his belt.

Frodo: I'm sorry, Gandalf; you'll have to put your cloak back on. I don't think anyone is interested.

Frodo: *sighs* I want my mommy. :(

Not letting the silly "quest to destroy the ring" sidetrack him from the truly important issueat hand, Frodo contemplates how he can ask Galadriel to the Shire formal social without sounding too stupid.

Hookbill's 300th Crazy Captions Post
 

Hookbill began his Crazy Captions career in the late 70s (that’s page 75 by the way) with something that go no one’s attention,

Since then he has rose to the ranks of Taniquetill and has received over 900 reputation points from Crazy captions alone.

So, in honour of Hookbill the Goomba’s 300th post on Crazy captions, here is a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../SamFrodoB.jpg

Sam: Are you sure you know where you are going? This doesn’t look like the Mordor Gandalf described.

Sam: "Why can't I be the leader... And how come no one else wanted to play?"

OR

Sam: "I think we took a wrong turn. This isn't even a path!"
Frodo: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" (Yes, I am going to repeat that one forever. :D)

OR

Peter Jackson(angry): "Cut, Cut, CUT!! Who stuck their arm into the camera's view! You've ruined the whole scene! We have to start over completely now!"

OR

(If you haven't seen 'A Day in the Life of a Hobbit' that's at the end of FotR, you probably won't get this one.)
Frodo and Sam are none to happy that PJ is making them wear their feet today, since they're walking through tall grass and all.
Sam: "That's 27 days!" *sigh*

a scary movie?
 

Sam: "Look Mr. Frodo, a scarecrow!"

Frodo: "Jeepers!"

Sam: "Creepers!"

Frodo: Look Sam, its a horde of Pink oliphants!

Sam: Peter, I think we need to stop using real weed in Elijah's pipe!

Frodo: Now did Gandalf say left after the Scarecrow or Right? It's such a tough choice...I don't know where to go. Sam...Sam...Sam..

Sam: This place is in serious need of a gardner.

Frodo & Sam (last name left out to protect identity) attempt to become the first pair of siamese twins to hike from the Shire to Mordor & back.

Sam: Where are we going to find a shrubbery?

Frodo: There's bound to one around here. Just look at it. It's finding the Herring that I'm worried about.

(Ahh more Monty I can't resist).

After Frodo dropped the Ring in the cornfield Sam & Frodo both learned that 'like finding a needle in a haystack' is a very applicable saying, though they weren't enjoying it at the moment.

Elijah's wig takes on a life of its own & attempts to escape.

The Good Son
 

''No, Sam, it can't be Mr. Highway's hand!!" :eek:

Frodo and Sam pause at the same moment as they realise what they have just stepped in.

OR

The hoobits realised that being superglued to each other was going to make this journey very difficult.

Sam: Don't look now Mr. Frodo, but I think that scarecrow on the left is after us!! :eek:

I no like scarecrows.... :p
Nimmy

Sam: Well Mr. Frodo this promises to be a rather easy trip, what with these handy walking sticks and all.

or

Sam: Now where did that Pippin Took run off to? Oh that's right it's not part of this version.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, is it just me or are those people with the video cameras stalking us?

For the previous Frodo pic:

Fro: Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep...Bombadil will...get.....me.....CAN'TSLEEPBOMBADILWILLGETME!

The new pic:

Sam: I feel like I've forgotten somethin'...
Fro: What is it, Saaaaaaahhm?
Sam: I dunno...some piece of advice Gandalf gave me I think...ah well. Must get back to me Gaffer, good luck on your journey Mr. Frodo.

Or...

Sam: Can't look back, Bombadil will get me...can't look back, Bombadil will get me. CAN'TLOOKBACKBOMBADILWILLGETME!

Or...

Sam has the strangest feeling...that if he looks over his shoulder, he has the feeling that someone is following them. Someone...Uncloaked.

Or...

The farther away from home he got, the sicker Sam felt.

Or...

Sam: We're going to Mordor? We won't survive!
Fro: Nonsense. You're just saying that because no-one ever has.

Not contented with merely directing, Peter Jackson appears in the film in the most mischievous manner he can contrive.

Sean: Elijah I don't know what they're talking about I can't see that car.

Sam tries to keep a straight face as he sees Frodo's foot poised to step into a pothole.

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I feel just like Dorothy. Look there's even a friendly Scarecrow!

Sam: Do you really think this detour will get those Rivendell walkers off our trail? That Karen Wynn Fonstad seems to have a pretty good idea of the path we're taking!

Sam: What we need are a few good taters.

Frodo: Loo, for the last time, I don't have any! Just because you keep saying that doesn’t mean I'll miraculously get some!

OR

Frodo: You do know that when we run out of lembas, I'm going to have to eat you, Sam

Sam: :eek:

In honour of Hookbill the Crazy Captioner:
 

Frodo: We better get away from that Hookbill fellow, before he gives us one of them Crazy Captions.

Frodo: Sam, do you think these walking sticks make us look fat?

Sam: Haha! My stick's bigger than your stick!

Defection.
 

Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here.

Frodo: I know, Sam. That's why we're going to Hogwarts.

Sam: "Where are we going again, Mr. Frodo?"

Frodo: "The Degobah System, Sam. We're seeking a great warrior, something you'd probably know nothing about."

Sam: "Mmm. Tell more to me of this great warrior speak you of."

Sam: Come on Mr.Frodo...whos your favourite guy

Frodo: Sam! listen! Kingdom Hearts wasn't the best game, and Doctor Who isn't going to bring about a great wave of new sci fi fans because it isn't that great! there i said it, now i probaly gave Hookbill a heart attack, happy now?

Sam: Mr. Frodo, you don't suppose you dropped the horribly-dangerous-ring-of-power-that-will-bring-about-our-doom over there do you? I guess it dosen't really matter if we find it or not...

Frodo: All right, I get it, Sam! Shut up!

Sam: "I wish we'd brought Rosie along..."

Frodo: "Sam, you know she'd have been no use, girls just can't read maps and find directions."

Sam: "So where are we now, Mister Frodo? I'm sure we've already been through this field. Can't we ask someone?"

Frodo: "We're going the right way, Sam, I don't need to ask directions."