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...a buzz haircut...
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...and asked Arwen...
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..to snore loudly...
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...and tell Aragorn...
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...that his mother...
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...had hairdresser's abilities...
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...to coif plaits...
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...for elite shieldmaidens...
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...braided yet buff...
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...that Eowyn adores.
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...and excites Faramir...
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...as does sleeping...
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...atop satin sheets...
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...on Bombadil's bed...
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...with Goldberry spooning...
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...and Tom filming...
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...on Boromir's camera.
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...even though he...
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...hates modern technology.
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But alas! Tom...
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...forgot to turn...
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...off his favorite...
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..."Palantir show" which...
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...his mother had...
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...made, fifty years...
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...before his father...
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...ran away with...
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...Lobelia Sackville-Baggins...
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...to the place...
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...where elves honeymoon...
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...quite frequently with...
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...pointed ears erect...
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...and long braids...
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...sensuously swinging in...
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every possible direction.
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The happy couple...
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...made a hole...
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...and put their...
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...rings inside, so...
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...now they could...
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