Saruman: I am the ambulance that takes the gamer to the hospital!

gandalf:i am the drunk driver that crashes the ambulance

Saruman: I am the secondary ambulance that rescues the first one.

gandalf: i am but the second drunk driver that rolls the second ambulance down the hill

Saruman: I am the maniac who steals drunk driver's socks. With no exception this time.

gandalf: i am the socks that the maniac Worships

Saruman: Yes, the maniac is really happy now... :rolleyes:

gandalf: i am the striaght jaket that holds the maniac

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg: I am the Walrus that eats the straight jacket (and says "coo coo ka choo" and all that good).

Gandalf: I am the turtle from "Finding Nemo" that attacks the walrus for stealing my line.

Saruman: I am Nemo that attacks the turtle.

Gandalf: I am the credits, which show Nemo to be a fraud.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the fire that burns the credits!

Gandalf: "i am the fire man that puts out the fire.

Saruman: I am the fatal case of smoke inhalation that the fireman develops.

Gandalf: i am the doctor that makes him allllllllll beter

Saruman: I am the lawyer that sues the doctor for malpractice for no reason.

Gandalf: i am the guy who fires the lawyer

Saruman: I am the *gasp* lawsuit filed against the guy for wrongful termination!

Gandalf: i am the guy that has to fir the other guy

Saruman: I am the explosion that obliterates the universe and makes all lawsuits and employment terminations utterly insignificant.

Gandalf: i am the one that remakes the world

Saruman: I am Melkor, who immediately tries to take the world for my own.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Powers that defy him!

Saruman: i am the powers that defy the other powers.

Gandalf: I am Eru, the power that rules over all lesser powers.

Saruman: I'm J.K. Rowling who steals Eru's popularity :/

Gandalf: I am the police officer that arrests her for her many rip-offs of things.

Saruman: I am the grand jury that doesn't indict her!

Gandalf: I am the crazed LOTR fan that abducts her and locks her in the basement!

Saruman: I am the Harry Potter fan that rescues her!

Gandalf: I am the sudden, unexpected heart attack which kills her.

Saruman: i am the docter that saves her life.

Gandalf: I am the other emergency which calls the doctor away.

Saruman: I'm Turin, who is causing the other emergancy.

Gandalf: I am Nienor, whom Túrin was crazy enough to follow down Cabed Naeramarth.

Saruman: I am the space-time anomaly that alters history, resulting in both of them being eaten by Glaurung.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the hilarious and poetically just way in which Glaurung dies... I.e. falling off a cliff onto Melkor.

Saruman: I am a strangely unharmed tourist who is standing by wondering and laughing about what just happened. And taking pictures... because tourists love pictures.

Gandalf: I am the guide that takes the tourist away.