Max, your picture is a red x. It's a nice red x though.

Gimli: Bring it on! They don't look THAT sharp! And what could an ELF do to harm ME!!!!!!!!!! <pounds chest with fists>

Gimli: You'll poke someone's eye out with that, if you're not careful!

This kind of reminds me of that part of Shrek where the villagers come to kill him and he extinguishes the torch of one. The guy says:
"Right..." and Shrek says
"This is the part where you run away..."

Aaanyway... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Sorry if this is a bit too early, but I just have to know what they're looking at. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pict...3103466625.jpg

[ November 26, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

Aragorn: Dont't move..I have have her hostage...one move and shes gone.
Eowyn: Help me..Faramir...he smells...
Faramir: Thats funny, usually handsome men don't smell so bad. Ah well...it's your loss...you were supposed to marry me..but no! You go after an engaged man...thats what you get and what you deserve...a smelly hannibal lector..hmph!

Aragorn: *gulp* w-what is that?
Eowyn: is that what i think it is?
Aragorn: it cannot be...
Eowyn: can it?
Aragorn: mommy...
Eowyn: never thought i'd see the day...
Guy off camera: for God's sake you two! haven't you ever seen a bar of soap before?
Aragorn: it's eeeeevvvviiiillll....EEEEVVVVIIILLL!!!!
Eowyn: you do kinda need a bath...

please don't bash it too much...i actually had to think for that!

Eowyn: Are you sure Gandalf should be doing that?
Aragorn: Don't say anything, just back away slowly.

EDIT: Why does it say 'The Exorcism' at the bottom? I am really slow today, dear me.

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

I have no idea. I was kind of wondering that myself.

Eowyn: Who are those that approach from afar?
Aragorn: Rabid fangirls. They have been following us for months now.
Eowyn: They seem to be heading straight for you, Aragorn. No....wait. They're turning. Oh, look- there's Legolas. Wow, I've never seen him look so frightened. The fangirls seem to be closing in on him. Oh, oh- they're dog piling! Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Poor Legolas! Do you think we should go and help him, Aragorn?
Aragorn: Nah. Legolas can take care of himself. This is his 31st encounter with the fangirls and not once did anyone help him. And look- he's still in one piece. *shouts* Right, Legolas?
Legolas: Aaah! Please help me! I think I broke another rib. Uphh!!!!
Eowyn: Um, Aragorn, he IS asking for help, though.
Aragorn: What?! Don't tell me you believe him! That's just a game Legolas plays. If he really wanted to get rid of the fangirls, he would've just shot them with his bow a long time ago. *shouts again* Right Legolas?
*Legolas is unable to respond for he is unconscious and is being carried away by the rabid fangirls.*

Aragorn: "Look, Éowyn, it wouldn't kill you to do something with your hair. I'm thinking, if you don't want the trouble of braiding it you could go for a nice wedge cut. You know, the Dorothy Hamill look. Or, oh, I know! How about that short, spikey '80s pop look?"

Faramir: "I love your flowing hair just the way it is, Éowyn dear. Wouldn't it look striking if we stood atop the battlements of Minas Tirith and kissed, with our raven and golden tresses blowing together in the wind?"

Éowyn: "Oh come on, peoples, who would you pick?"

Eowyn: "Father?"

Aragorn: "Eoywn! Stay back! That . . . thing is not your father!"

Thing: "I am your angel, come to me angel of music!!!!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Just a slight Phantom reference!

I appreciate it. Phantom's my favourite musical.
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Gimli: *strikes karate pose* Back off! Get yer own sandwich!

(wow Aragorn looks REALLY good there!)

Aragorn: Do you know the muffin man?

Eowyn: The muffin man?

Aragorn:.....the muffin man

hehe, that just got stuck in my head..

Eowyn: Nothing happened. The would-be king here was just...

Aragorn wrenches an arrow out of her butt

Eowyn: Oooooowch!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I have Shrek on the brain [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Ok, New Pic!! (I Hope this one has'n't been done yet) Caption this:
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5161.jpg

They must be watching Theoden coming to his senses.

Frodo: not only is the ring heavy, it also causes severe constipation! uuughhh!

You know, I think "The Exorcism" quote is supposed to mean that Éowyn looks like the little girl from that movie, or something.

Frodo: "Oh no, soap!"
Sam: "Don't worry Mr. Frodo, I'll take the bath in your stead."
Frodo: "You're a real pal, Sam."
Sam: "I know. But if I die in the ordeal, tell Rosie goodbye for me."
Frodo: "I'll do that."

OR

Frodo: "Oh dear, Faramir, it seems that our paths have crossed."
Faramir: "Drat, it will take hours to untangle them, and I have Haradrim to kill."

Frodo: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Sam."

Faramir: "Say what?"

Frodo: Dang! How many times do I have to tell you I'm an American...not a hobbit!
Get your hands off me I don't need a bath!
I don't smell!

Frodo: what did Gandalf do!
Sam: Umm, well, it's a very...interesting...picture.
Frodo: Sam! he DIED his hair PINK!
Sam: Yes, well, it looks very fitting on him.
Frodo: Oh, Sam...

http://www.a-arca.com/pipoca/news/im...vies_gimli.gif

Gimli *gritted teeth*: There's-a-pink-frame-around-me-get-it-off-it's-intimidating-me.
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I tried. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Gimli: Humph! Elves, who needs them!

Legolas (from background): Humph! Dwarves! who needs them!

'What do u mean I need to brush my hair? Its...a...um...unique(sp?)...style...anyway, I've lost enough combs in there already, and I wouldnt want to turn those poor birds who nest in there out into the cold...'

C'mon, gimmie a break I tried! [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Pippin!Get your filthy hands away from my chocolate bar!null
[img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Lame but I tried...

Gimli: By my axe! I'll kill the person who put this frame around me!

Gimli: One more short joke, and I'll show these jokers what a short ax can do!

"The siamese-twins Pippin and Merry always liked to play with daddys set of fireworks." Children, do not try this at home!

Well, ..... next one please.

well sorry that's for pic number 5, I didn't notice that we got on so far with this thread.

What does a girl have to do to find a picture of Smeagol and Deagol in a boat??? Man... Well, this isn't what I wanted to post, but it's something to show for the last hour...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/171500...6403_lord3.jpg

OH MY WORD!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!

^that is the joke, hahaha, oh COMMON! laugh! LAUGH! MWAHAHAHA! LAUGH MY PUPPETS!!!

How about: Ahhh! I got pen on my precious fingers! Oh nooo!

Gimme the book, GIMME THE BOOK! *whispers to self* must autograph, must autograph *shouts* GIVE ME THE BOOK!

OH NO, NOT AGAIN! Moooom! How do you spell my name again? I always forget...

PS: Elentari and dragoneyes, I like your current sigs. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Elijah: Ok, this would be my new look in RETURN OF THE KING...........nice, huh? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


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what can i say? my brother said its corny.

Oh no an avalanche of over commercialized merchandise is about to crush me but I MUST sing the book!!!

Ok, no one has posted in a while. So, here is a new pic!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (Yes, everyone get excited.)

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images...allhobbits.jpg

My caption...
Billy: Elijah, are you ok?

Elijah: Oooh, yeah. I think so. That is some disgusting stuff!

Billy: I told you that greenery was just a decoration. Do I have food stuck in my facial-hair?
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Ok, go at it due to my lack of humor. I just thought the picture was funny...in a way.

[ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Eruwen ]

Eruwen, I can't see your picture. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]