Ugluk: Tea time!
Saruman: I'm thinking about going Soprano. Gimli: *singing in stunningly high voice* I'll take the high road an' you take the low road an' I'll be at Barad-dur 'afore ye! Balrog: Mooooooooooo! Gamling: Hello all, just here to remind you how unimportant I am! Denethor: I'm hot, hot, hot! The hottest Steward around. Who says a Steward can't play with matches? Matches are GREAT! Isildur: Daaaaadddddyyyyy! Sauron: Isildur. Gil-galad never told you who your REAL father was. Isildur: He told me enough. Anyway, you just killed him. Sauron: No, Isildur....I AM YOUR FATHER! Isildur: Okaaaaay. That's just stupid Sauron: Yeah, I know. Eowyn: Yup, I'm a tomboy. Wanna make somethin' of it? *brandishes Merry* |
sam: To remember this trip I have decided to collenct autographs of every scary creature we meet, what do you think Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Great idea Sam Gandalf: Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a queen, ah, I mean king, yes a king... Galadriel: Hey, that's my line! Sam on Wheathertop: Hey scary invisible dudes in the dresses, can I have your autograph? Elrond: Aragorn, how would you like to marry Arwen? Aragorn: Um, actually I was just going to ask if it was okay with you if Arwen and I got... Elrond interupting: okay hows 500 bucks Aragorn: No, really, we want *light goes off over head* 500? for that old hag. Elrond: okay 1000 Aragorn: done! later Aragorn: Arwen, guess what, he said yes! and I got, ah, I mean, uh, he said yes! Outside Moria Sam: Hey Octopus dude, can I have your autograph? Gandalf: You shall not pass! Sam: Hey Gandalf, can you move over I need to get the Balrogs autograph. Gandalf: Denethor, I have a great idea, burn yourself! Sam: Hey Gollum can I... Gollum: We know, we know, can you have are autograph. Sam: No way, why would I want YOUR autograph. Mouth of Sauron: Hey Sauron, I was thinking, have you ever thought about growing some eyelashes... |
Gwaihir: Hahahaha! You can run, but you can't GLIDE! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Frodo: ...um...like...whatever... Boromir: Blimey! That Orc gave me a right old bash on the noggin' I could do with some eggs and bacon right now. Eomer: Oh Gosh! I've run out of funny things to say, I hope no-one notices. Eowyn: Booo! Get off the stage! |
Bilbo: "Oh, it's the house you wanted, Lobelia? Of course you can have that!
Sam: "You know, Frodo, you really should share that ring-thingy with Gollum. He likes it a lot!" |
Theoden: Stupid hobbits!
Gollum: Lovely hobbitses! Ents: Nice goblins! Orcs: Beautiful elves! Elves: Smart men! Dwarves: Smart elves! Smaug: Mmmm...pop tarts! |
Quote:
------ Eowyn: I am no man! Witch-King(with British accent): 'Ello 'ello 'ello what's all this then? It's a little bird with a knife. (Eowyn stabs him) Witch-King: Oh! Oh! What a thing to happen?! --------- (Gondor and Rohan charge the Black Gate) Orc 34: (with British accent)There attacking again, I thought we had a truce. Orc 35: (also with British accent) Just because you keep saying it, doesn't make it true. |
--Aragorn (during final battle speech in front of the Black Gates): "Fellow Soldiers...we're in a Pickle now!"
********* --Legolas to Aragorn (at Helm's Deep, in Elvish): Aragorn, nedin dagor hen ú-'erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer. [Aragorn, they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!] --Aragorn (in English): Then I shall die as one of them! (there is silence in the room as the Rohirrim stare at him, uneasy.) Umm...did I say that in English? *********** --Sauron: Ahh! I've got something in my eye! *********** --Sauron: How many times do I have to tell you? It's Sauron, not Sauruman! ********** --Haldir (during Helm’s Deep): Oops, I dropped my sword. (Goes to pick it up. Gets stabbed in the back) Ehhh! (Falls down and dies) *********** -- Legolas (to Merry or Pippen): Can I bum a smoke? *********** --Eowyn (as she slices the head off the Witchking’s flying creature): I didn’t spend years in the kitchen chopping onions for nothing! *********** --Aragorn (while standing and facing the Path of the Dead, to Legolas and Gimli): Come! Let's go kill the dead! |
Good one, Elassar 516. Those were really original.
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Legolas: I forgot my Shampoo.
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Boromir: Sure Frodo, you can have the Ring.
Denethor: Sure Aragorn, you can come and take the throne of Gondor. Elrond: Sure Arwen, run off and marry that scruffy Ranger! I'll even pay for the wedding! |
Sauron: This ring has caused so much trouble! I will destroy it!
Denethor:Thank goodness Boromir is dead. Faramir was my favourite anyway! |
I'm sure none of them would say Earendil as "AIRendil". [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Excellent Lily. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Legolas at Helm's Deep: Someone shout out an occupation. *dead silence* Legolas: Uh, I think I heard "California surfer" *proceeds to surf down the stairs* or... *Legolas starts surfing at Helm's Deep* Gimli: Legolas! Now is not the time for.... Legolas: You're not the time Gimli! You're not the time! |
Boromir: "Maybe I'll just settle in Rivendell."
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Gandalf to Sauron: Oh I haven't seen you in ages, we'll have to catch up, give me a ring sometime...........
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