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Loslote 11-29-2009 06:00 PM

Fortunately, this developed into the dance-off of the century.

Eönwë 11-29-2009 06:07 PM

Unfortunately, this developed into a form of dance-fighting.

Loslote 11-29-2009 06:16 PM

Fortunately, this was extremely fun to watch.

Tuor in Gondolin 11-30-2009 08:49 AM

Unfortunately, some watching dwarves decided to teach
the undead orcs how to line dance (not a pretty sight :eek: ).

Lindale 11-30-2009 09:23 AM

Fortunately there was a group of Silvan elves nearby.

Eönwë 11-30-2009 03:09 PM

Unfortunately, they didn't do anything.

Loslote 11-30-2009 08:52 PM

Fortunately, they didn't have to - their mere presence turned this otherwise repulsive dance-off into a festive party.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-01-2009 07:53 AM

Unfortunately, three stone trolls decided
to crash the dance-off.

Eönwë 12-02-2009 01:14 PM

Fortunately, they "rocked"!

Loslote 12-02-2009 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, they distracted everyone from the undead, who fled from the loud noises.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-02-2009 09:22 PM

Fortunately, this meant Rosie Cotton and the Master of
Laketown (a.k.a. Tom Delay) won Dancing With the Stars:
Eriador Edition.

Lindale 12-02-2009 09:53 PM

Unfortunately the Elves of Eregion protested.

Eönwë 12-03-2009 02:26 PM

Fortunately they were ignored.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-03-2009 04:23 PM

Unfortunately, Rosie and friend were challenged to
a dance-off by Ioreth and Wormtongue.

Loslote 12-03-2009 08:17 PM

Fortunately, Ioreth and Wormtounge got held up at the airport because their luggage was too heavy.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-04-2009 07:50 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron (who had some heavy bets on
them at a Shire gambling emporium) had one of his
pteradactyls fly the winsome couple and their luggage in.

Loslote 12-08-2009 07:42 PM

Fortunately, the luggage fell off somewhere over Mirkwood, and Ioreth insisted they go back and look for it, because she'd packed the good china.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-08-2009 08:41 PM

Unfortunately, the elf king needed some good china and
called: "No Backsees!"

Loslote 12-08-2009 08:44 PM

Fortunately, the china had mysteriously survive the crash, so the elf king was able to eat off something that didn't give his tongue splinters for a change.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-10-2009 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, some (apparently invisible) person
took all the china away while all the elves were
sleeping off a big par-tay.
(Dowinion wine rocks!)

Loslote 12-10-2009 08:36 PM

Fortunately, they needed good china, too, so the china went to a good home.

Tuor in Gondolin 12-30-2009 04:47 PM

Unfortunately, twelve dwarves smashed the
china during an unexpected party.

Loslote 12-30-2009 06:17 PM

Fortunately, the party was a lot of fun.

Glirdan 01-04-2010 07:13 PM

Unfortunately, the next morning was not as pleasant...

Tuor in Gondolin 01-05-2010 12:33 PM

Fortunately, the dwarves cleaned up after the party.

Bes 01-05-2010 12:36 PM

Unfortunately, they cleaned up by tossing everything into the nearest river.

wilwarin538 01-05-2010 12:47 PM

Fortunately, that was better then tossing it all onto the Elf King's bed...

Bes 01-05-2010 12:53 PM

Unfortunately, the Elf King's bed clothes were being washed that same morning, and as a consequence were torn to shreds by shards of once very fine china.

wilwarin538 01-05-2010 01:07 PM

Fortunately, torn up bed clothes were the new "in" style in Mirkwood

Glirdan 01-05-2010 01:08 PM

Fortunately, the Elf King was still too inebriated to care much about his sheets or fine china. Instead, he cared more for the two uneaten hamburgers sitting on the plate next to him

Eönwë 01-05-2010 01:34 PM

Unfortunately, they were actually hobbits and the plate was a circle of stone on which he had hit his head falling.

Bes 01-05-2010 01:41 PM

Fortunately, the stone circle was padded with pillows, so there was no significant head injury.

Eönwë 01-05-2010 03:27 PM

Unfortunately, the Elf-king still thought the hobbits were uneaten hamburgers.

Tuor in Gondolin 01-05-2010 04:42 PM

Fortunately. the elf-king was a vegan.

Bes 01-05-2010 06:25 PM

Unfortunately, he felt that the best way to honor the cow the hamburgers came from was to have them disposed of in the traditional style of animal sacrifice: They were to be burned.

Loslote 01-05-2010 08:03 PM

Fortunately, it started to rain.

Tuor in Gondolin 01-05-2010 08:08 PM

Unfortunately, it was cloudy and rained meatballs.

Loslote 01-05-2010 08:19 PM

Fortunately, the meatballs distracted the elf king from the "hamburger meat".

Bes 01-05-2010 08:48 PM

Unfortunately, the rain of meatballs attracted goblins.

Loslote 01-05-2010 08:53 PM

Fortunately, they were so busy eating the meatballs that the elves could run away.


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