Unfortunately, the lumberjacks girlfriends (hippie elves! )
no longer consider them butch.

Fortunately, they don't care, because they're elves.

Unfortunately The elf women decided go go out with Dwarf men who were far more butch

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...19&postcount=5

Fortunately the elf women had a great time because
when dwarf men let their hair down they really PAR-TAY!
(And of course there is that "dark" elf/dwarf progeny theory).

Unfortunately, the lumberjacks crashed the party.

Fortunately, the provided entertainment in the form of song.

Unfortunately, disgusted Mounties chased them into Mordor.

UNfortunately, instead of singing monty python, they sang "The Ballad of BIlbo Baggins" while impersonating Leonard Nimoy en masse.

Crossposted with Tuor!
FOrtunately, the mounties ran into a number of red-shirted landing-party security guards who were clearly in the script only to be killed off, so the lumberjacks had plenty of time to dress as orcs.

Unfortunately, they couldn't find any orc costumes.

Fortunately,, they had lots of mearas to ride
and found some Dennis Moore costumes.

(Lumberjacks ride off to Laketown singing)

Unfortunately, none of them could sing on key.

Fortunately, their elf girlfriends could and
formed an all elf-girl band: The Rivendell Rockers. :cool:

Unfortunately, The Rivendell Rockers soon began infighting and had to break up.

Fortunately Arawen, the lead singer, started a solo singing career

Unfortunately, the rest of the band sued her for stealing their songs.

Fortunately She hired a dwarven lawyer, who as everyone knows, are the shrewdest lawyers.

Unfortunately, the rest of the band poisoned the lawyer so he couldn't come to court.

Fortunaely(sort of) the case was thrown out and the other band members arested for murder

Unfortunately, the band had not killed the dwarf, only temporarily poisoned him, so Arawen was arrested for overreacting.

Fortunately, Arwen got off on a technicality (her name was
misspelled) and led her reunited band on a triumphant gig
at post WotR Gondor: the famous We Are the Champions of the World
tour.

Unfortunately the venue was not ready when the Rivendell Rockers arrived.

Fortunately, they were able to perform to an SRO
audience at Gimli's newly renovated GCoAMH
Glittering Caves of Aglarond Music Hall.

(Due to the 1/2 million attendees numbers, and thanks to
GCoAMH's great acoustics, many of them actually enjoyed
the concert at nearby Grima Yasgur's farm).

Unfortunately, most of the audience slept through the concert.

Fortunately the guy who sold food at the concert made some money.

Unfortunately, they ran out of everything but broiled cram.

Fortunately, everyone loved it.

Unfortunately, Laketown merchants successfully
sued for copyright infringement of their popular brand (favored by
dwarf adventurers and extreme hikers) CRAM-IT!

Fortunately, the Laketown merchants had their case thrown out soon when it came up that Boromir had already put a patent on broiled cram.

Unfortunately it had expired.

Fortunately Boromir was dead already, so the dwarves were able to bribe the judge into looking the other way.

Unfortunately for the dwarves, Galadriel started up a
competing brand (Lembas +) which became especially popular
with halflings when two hobbits found that when eaten in excess
it made a powerful laxative.

Fortunately the Lembas stimulated the Hobbit's economy and saved them from a credit failure.

Unfortunately, it took business away from local Hobbit companies which fell into bankruptcy.

Fortunately, Fatty Bolger's company, Lembas LLC, bought
up the bankrupt companies with the financial backing of
his wealthy recluse silent partner Tom B.

Unfortunately, all its members died of mysterious digestion-related problems.

Fortunately they were turned into undead.

Unfortunately orcs found the undead to be delicious.

Fortunately, the undead were able to feed the Lembas LLC to the Orcs, who also turned into undead.

Unfortunately, this lead to "Undead-Off"s between orcs and humans.