Unfortunately, Gandalf was still immersed in the pillowfight with Merry and Pippin.

Fortunately, both hobbits took pillows to the head and Gandalf was forced to stop pillow-fighting.

Unfortunately, Merry and Pippin sustained head injuries.

Fortunately Sam had an icebag.

Unfortunately, the icebag exploded and covered everyone in massive, dimensionally transcendental icebergs.

Fortunately, Osse and Ulmo showed up.

Unfortunately, so did a surf boarding Melkor. :cool:

Fortunately, Melkor didn't know how to surf, so he fell off.

Unfortunately, he fell on Merry.

Fortunately, they both fell into the water.

Unfortunately it was in shrieking eel infested waters. :eek:

Fortunately, Fezzik was able to pull them out.

Unfortunately Fezzik also gave out a shout.

Fortunately no one heard it because they'd all fallen asleep randomly.

Unfortunately, this meant that they left the cakes too long in the oven, and they burnt.

Fortunately, Pippin ate them anyway.

Unfortunately, Pippin drank all the ale too.

Fortunately for other hobbits, Pippin actually drank
Saruman's newest invention---GINGER ALE!

Unfortunately, because this invention was so new, not enough product testing was done and it had Far too much carbonation giving it "Fizzy Lifting Drink" capabilities and Pippin started floating away.

Fortunately because carbon dioxide is actually heavier than normal air the laws of physics kicked in and sent Pippin crashing to the ground.

Unfortunately, because carbon dioxide is also poisonous, Pippin began to suffocate.

Fortunately (although not for Sam) Rosie rushed over
and gave Pippin extensive mouth-to-mouth resusitation. :p

unfortunately Rosie developed a Florence Nightingale-esque love for Pippin

Fortunately Pippin woke up.

Pippin then slapped...

Fortunately, he missed and just waved his hand aimlessly in the air.

Unfortunately for Sam, Pippin dazzled Rosie with his Rohan
steed and armor and rode away with her to the
kazbah (well, actually the Great Smials of Tuckborough).

Fortunately, Rosie then fell off the horse and went back to Sam because Pippin had gotten distracted by a feast.

Unforunately Pippin started choking on a chicken bone and Rosie had to hymlick him

Fortunately it was a successful manoeuvre and the chicken bone shot through the air

unfortunately it hit a nearby Troll and he, the troll, became infuriated.

Fortunately, the sun rose.

Unfortunately The Troll was lunging at that moment and the now Rock Solid Trolladite(get it? haha.. nevermind) fell on, and crushed, the lovely feast

Fortunately, everyone went over to continue the feast at
Bilbo's (they cleverly came in two-by-two).

unfortunately they forgot the Sacksville-bagginses were minding the house so they had to deal with a dreadful hostess

Fortunately Bilbo returned from his Quest for the Golden City.

Unfortunately the S-B's had changed the locks on
the doors and windows at Bagend.

Fortunately Bilbo had some Dwarven locksmiths with him.

Unfortunately they were all drunk and couldn't help.

Fortunately, the Gaffer tricked Lotho to give him a spare key.