Fortunately Gandalf happened to be passing by.

Unfortuantely, he didn't notice that there was anything wrong.

Fortunately the warden only took one day's sick leave, and came back to work immediately.

Unfortunately, in that time, Melkor had already escaped.

Fortunately, Melkor got lost and stumbled into the Houses of Waiting,
where Mandos had a nice room all ready for him.
One with only basic cable!

Unfortunately, it was there that Melkor had time to plot his revenge on the world.

Fortunately the technology behind the TV entertained him mightily.

Unfortunately, he learnt how make his own TVs.

Fortunately he got pleased with TVs mightily and postponed his plans of world domination.

unfortunately using the TV's he made he brainwashed the citizens of Middle Earth

Fortunately the citizens of Middle-earth wized
up and voted him off the island (of Middle-earth).

Unfortunately that depressed Melkor a lot.

Fortunately it didn't depress the peoples
of Middle-earth at all.

Unfortunately, this was the first time that the people of Middle-Earth weren't depressed, and this caused unprecedented occurences.

Fortunately, they were not depressed when all of this rubbish was going on.

Unfortunately, while the inhabitants of Middle Earth were busy being happy, Melkor and his minions swam ashore.

Fortunately, the unprecedented occurrence was than all the humans (including Southrons and Easterlings) banded together, and built defences to protect themselves from Melkor.

Unfortunately, a herd of rampaging oliphaunts trampled
down the defenses and fell into the ocean while being
pursued by a (herd?) of Middle-earth giant lemmings.

Fortunately, the defences were rebuilt in record time.

Unfortunately the defences were built with substandard materials, and fell down in fifteen minutes' time of oliphaunt rampage.

Fortunately, they at least had amassed huge armies, even larger and stronger than those of Numenor when trying to reach Valinor.

Unfortunately for them, the chief oliphaunt (Horton)
led in smashing the armies, and Melkor, because he
thought they would attack hobbits and told his fellows:

Fortunately, the dragon came in the NIIIIIIIIGHTTTT and much was burninated.

Unfortunately, a certain web-based character came and retrieved his creation.

Fortunately, before he was retrieved Trogdor burninated the French sig!spammer who had unexpectedly hijacked the thread.

Unfortunately, Saruman appeared, holding his socks high for all to see.

Fortunately Mount Zoom ran over the socks.

Unfortunately Saruman had another pair of socks.

Fortunately, these were so disgusting that he was forced to wash them.

Unfortunately, he lost all of the left ones after running them trough the dryer, which caused him to rampage in search of socks.

Fortunately Fatty Bolger happened to have finished washing Frodo's and Sam's socks.

Unfortunately the notion of hobbits owning socks made this writer's head explode.

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Fortunately, the explosion wasn't too messy and was cleaned up in 3 seconds.

Unfortunately the explosion occurred inside Sam Gamgee's
Socks-R-Us Magic Emporium and destroyed his inventory
of socks for the Big Folk at Bree.

Fortunately Frodo kept a copy of Sam's account book.

Unfortunately, Sam couldn't read Frodo's handwriting.

Fortunately, Gandalf could.

Unfortunately, Gandalf was busy having a pillow-fight with Pippin and Merry.

Fortunately this helped Mayor Gamgee since they
bought the pillows at his discount store Pillows-R-Us.