Rimbaud was turned into an Ent.

I was illustrating for Tim Burton's new story: 'The Ent with springs in his feet.'

The Orcs would never ask for directions again.

OR

Treebeard saw a coin!

Someone's in terrrible need of glasses.
 

Treebeard: Mrs. Fangorn? Is that you?

Orc: Sir we can't charge that Ent!

Higher Orc: Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Audiences politely applaud as the latest representation of the War by Samwise Gamgee is hung in museum. No one seemed to notice Frodo close in on the artist and kindly but firmly tell Sam not to quit his day job.

Treebeard: What's this, then? Why, it's a new photo!

http://www.sacticket.com/static/movi...x196_rings.jpg

Sam: Is that Gandalf up there? Where's his cloak...
Frodo: I think we should leave now... and never discuss this again.

OR

Sam: I'm telling you, Mr Frodo, there were 12 weasels up there, all singing and dancing to the rhythm!
Frodo: How long did you say it'd been since you last slept, Sam?

Frodo is fainting... again. :rolleyes:

OR

So did Sam drink a growth tonic or did Frodo take a shrinking pill? :( I can't tell.

OR

Sam: "Is that a Balrog? Are those... WINGS?"
Frodo: "I choose not to get involved in this argument."

Sam: Pippin! Good gracious! How did he get up there?!

or

Sam: Frodo! Don't move! I think the camera is tilting again!
Frodo: I swear, if I fall against the side of the screen one more time...! :rolleyes:

Nim :p

Theoden piccy

Gandalf: Push!

Theoden: I am pushing!

Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!!

Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. *pant* … *pant* …

Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed…

Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.

Frodo and Sam just got done with the "how many times can you spin around without throwing up" contest.

Frodo: "...but not before he'd gone mad with the heat."

Sam: "Ah, so that's the reason for all the (insert Captian Jack Sparrow impersonation here)"

Frodo and Sam stare in befuddlement as they see Gollum turn into a...a...

Gollum: Stallion, baby! :cool:

Sam: We must go Mr. Frodo! To save... THE PLOT CONTINUUM!

Frodo: Sam, this is a movie, you're being paid to act on what the director wants you to act, and besides, your name is not Sam, it's Sean and your character is supposed to be worshipping the ground I walk on...

Sam: *Grabs stone for stability. NOOOoooooooooo!


Yep, that was horrible. I'm sorry, it just wasn't speaking to me humour wise...

~ Creative withdrawl Ka

Just as Frodo and Sam were about to climb the stairs of Cirath Ungol, This topic started:

Fortunately, the stairs turned into a slide.

Unfortunately, they were heading upwards.

Fortunately, a Balrog came to help them!

Sam: Why is this happening to us, Mr. Frodo?

Sam: "Gerroverereyerruddyidiotamgonnaruddywellknockyerh eedoffyergreatbloominclown!"

Frodo: "Steady Sam! He didn't actually knock your pint over, I did..."

Sam: Wait Mr Frodo, I will go first, It could be dangerous. You could be mangled, smashed to a pulp, ripped to pieces or even killed, dead!

Frodo: Ok Sam, if you insist, but be a good chap and leave the food pack behind.




ELVENSILLY LOONYMEN OHMYGOSHELLO.

There was an unpleasant surprise at the doors of Sammath Naur: "Under construction. Please, check back later."

Sam: "Say, Mr Frodo, over there; it looks like a......a cloud with legs."

Frodo: "That's a sheep."

Treebeard : Gandalf, you are too hasty. Slow and steady will relieve a person of "orc".

Sam: That's is so wrong.
Frodo: More fiber, more fiber.

Sam: "It's a bird, it's a plane!"
Frodo: "Does it have a big red "E" on it?"
Sam: "Blimey if I know, but it's not landing here to pick us up."


OR:

Frodo: "I didn't expect Air-Gwahir."
Sam: "No one expects Air-Gwahir."

As Frodo and Sam keel over backwards Gollum appears behind them with a hypodermic needle in each hand.

Gollum: The precious is mine!

Frodo stood by, the very picture of jealousy while Samwise danced the night away with Galadriel, his face betraying the lurve he felt...

Sam: Its...Mega-maid!

*drums: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*

Sam: Um Mr. Frodo, Gollum is mooning us again!

Rings/Dumbo?
 

Frodo knew Sam had found his secret ale stash when he started muttering about "pink oliphaunts".

Sam: Master Frodo, look! It's the very rare, and very dangerous subspecie of Dark Lord!

Frodo: The Very Lame and Not as Good as His Master?

Sam: Precisely! Where's the camera?

*awkward silence*

Frodo: I thought you had it...

The Hobbits stare in horror as they watch a group of Orcs perform Cats.

Frodo looks on as Sam stands at the walk-through window...

Sam: "Now look! For the last time, I wanted the tomatoes and ketchup held, I want the pickels put back on, & I wanted a coke with minimum ice, not a small Kiddie Cram Meal!"

Inspired by Estel:

Frodo and Sam were surprised beyond call when doing an "After they were famous" program they discovered that Gollum had started a chain of restaurants called "Taters".

A twist!
 

Sam: Is that Saruman uncloaked! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sean: "Wait, so what you're saying Peter is that this rock is suppose to feel soft?"
Peter: "Right!"
Sean: "But how did you find a rock that's so soft?"
Elijah: "Oh for crying out loud you moron it's a prop not a real rock"

Controversy . . .
 

Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here. The only reason we are is because Eru willed it so.

Frodo: A theological conspiracy, huh?

Frodo: "Stop checking out my sister!"

Sam: What is that? It's disgusting!

Frodo: It’s only a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ings_arwen.jpg

Eowyn: Look, I didn't mean it that way!

OR

Fell Beast: I've often thought of going into modelling, what do you think?

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose BUT
You can't pick your friends' nose (with a sword).

It wasn't always so wonderful to be a dentist in Middle-earth.

for Whose Line fans
 

Eowyn tries her hand at the Who's Line Is It Anyway? green screen game.

edit:

Aragorn, Legolas, & Gimli: "Can you describe the scene out there to us Eowyn?"

Eowyn: "Well...uh, I'm not 100% clear on what it is just yet...but it certainly does seem to be something romantic, doesn't it?"

Aragorn, Legolas, & Gimli : *insane laughter*

"Excuse me ma'am, but could you give me directions to Mordor?"