Thanks. I missed that.

Continue...:cool:

Fortunately, the ADA enforcer was wearing a mithril shirt.

Unfortunately the arrow hit him in the leg, where the mithril didn't cover him.

Fortunately, 'twas only a flesh wound, and it didn't kill him

Unfortunately for the orc, Wormtongue was passing by
and was just thinking of something tasty for dinner.

Fortunately (for the orc) Wormtongue was a vegetarian.

Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian.

Fortunately (for the warg) the orc was delicious.

Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays

Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws.

Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day.

Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists

Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves
were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in
warg philosophy.

Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society

Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask,
Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the
warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs.

Fortunately, the dead warg's mother gave him a nice funeral.

Unfortunately, because she mentioned his living deeds, she was also eaten by wargs.

Fortunately, the other wargs got ill, so they could not eat anything else for quite a while. Alas for the mother, who did not benefit out of this arrangement.

Unfortunately (for Middle-Earth), this illness actually gave the wargs the ability to fly, even when the sickness left them and they were able to eat.

Fortunately, they were only able to fly within thirteen metres from their homes.

Unfortunately, their homes were right next to a road which many people passed each day.

Fortunately, ten ents started to protect the road.

Unfortunately, they turned huornish (or is that huorny ;)).

Fortunately a myopic Hobbit cried: "I saw the Entwives!" and distracted the huorny Ents.

Unfortunately the entwives all had headaches.

Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place!

Unfortunately the wargs took advantage of the ent
sleepiness to steal acorns from all of the oak ents.

Fortunately Gandalf came by in his cart and lit a fire beneath the wargs' feet

Unfortunately, the wargs had flame-resistant shoes on at the time.

Fortunately the wargs thought they were buying flame-resistant shoes, when really they were only ordinary sneakers. (The shoes were from Bill Ferney who was now facing charges of fraud and false advertising :p)

Unfortunately Bill Ferny's attorney, Wormtongue,
got him off by pleading Bill Ferny was
"emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt"
(he watched old M*A*S*H* reruns).

Fortunately, they both were watching M*A*S*H re-runs and thus couldn't be bothered to do anymore evil things... for a time.

Unfortunately, for a time, only lasted 3 minutes

Fortunately, (the Balrog was asleep) during those three seconds a hole ripped in the fabric of time and space, so Wormtounge and Ferny got sucked in.

Unfortunately, it "spat" them back out at Bag End.

Fortunately Bill Ferny was a bff with the Gaffer.

Unfortunately the Gaffer got amnesia and forgot about this.

Fortunately (I think :) ) Ferny was also a bff with Lobelia.

Unfortunately Lobelia was in prison for assault with a deadly weapon (no doubt her umbrella)

Fortunately, that prison was the Lockholes, this in itself isn't good, but Frodo and company came to rescue her (and her umbrella)!