Once again, whilst getting off his horse, Gandalf steps in something well placed and very expected...

Gandalf: Glare
Shadowfax: Glare...
Gandalf: ... What are you looking at?!

~ Ka

We go a-PJ-bashing!
 

Gandalf: What's this? A white Shadowfax? Oh, great. What's next? A talking Eye?

Shadowfax: Oh, that's not appearing 'til RotK.

or...
 

Lost in the wilderness? Starving? It was painful but Gandalf realised that, in order to survive, he must cook the horse.

Gandalf: How many times do I have to tell you not to eat the new pic?!?

http://www.xbox.com/media/games/lotr...heking-006.jpg

Sam: Lets play follow the leader!

Gollum: If we just position ourselves in the right place, my precious, we can head but this nasty Orc into the fat one.

OR

New to Wednesday nights, it's; "When sackvill Bagginses go bad!"

Frodo broke every Understood Rule of the Third Code of Combat when he started dealing out blows below the belt.

Frodo stops to appreciate how helpful that electric light is on the far wall, thus leaving the orc open to slay Sam.

Sam tries to get rid of a firefly that is lying around and accidentally hits a passing Orc.
Sam: How dare you come into my house! Get out of here you bast- oops, sorry Mr. Orc.

In the midst of the fighting Gollum sees Sam has lost his wallet...

OR

Sam, Frodo, Gollum, and their new friend Dwanye the Orc finish a particularly violent game of "Red light, Green light."

Orc: "Dude! Check out my King Kong wall shadow!"

Everyone recoiled in horror at the stench issuing from the mouth of the attacking orc.

Sam: Take that! You filthy, stinking, foul smelling Orc!

Frodo: Sam, that's Aragorn!

Unsure concerning the finer points of swordplay, Sam decides to spray himself with mud to camouflage himself and confuse the enemy.

Gollum found a ring!

OR

Gollum found a shiny stone!

OR

Gollum found a penny. Lucky!

OR

Gollum found a worm!

OR

Gollum found a battery?!

OR

Gollum found a cookie!

OR

Gollum found a ultra-rare Pokemon card!

OR

Gollum found a rabbit's foot...er, actually a Frodo foot!

OR

Gollum found a pair of sunglasses! Gollum: "Bright light doesn't hurt us!"

OR

Gollum found a key!

OR

Gollum found a piece of ... ewww! :eek:

OR

Gollum found a switch! *flip* Orc to the right looks up: "Uh-oh!" *piano* *smash!*

Sam:Can someone please tell Iluvatar that the game disk has stuck again, my arm is aching,and this sword is a lot heavier than my knife and fork.

A new devilry of Mordor? The world became two-dimensional!

When the Orcs showed off their new "Hug of Doom" it was too much for poor Sam. :(

Gollum, unlike most other electronically doomed characters had a degree in Interior design...

Gollum: Looksies at what we have found! It's a Purgo original! They don't even showcase this stone tile anymore! ...And looksies! More of them!


~ Boring, as usual Ka

If surfing in battle worked for Legolas, it's worth a try...

The different worlds of LOTR and The Matrix are successfully mixed.

Just before dying, the Orc unleashed his secret weapon. A Wasps' Nest!

Sam: "Aiee! Leg it! Jaspers!"

Durin's Bane? Who dat?
 

You can give them bonus points for trying, but the fact remains painfully obvious that this group is not the best five line dancers in the world.

Giant orc [recoiling]: The fat hobbit smells disgusting!
Sam: Do not! That's you, you filthy.... filth!
Giant orc: Yeah? Then why are there flies swarming around you?

Sam always took fencing that step too far.

OR

Frodo: Sam! That's no way to greet our guests!

Sam: But Mr. Frodo! They are Orcs!

Frodo: Sam, it’s not the dark ages, you needn’t be so racist! Invite them in for tea and cakes!

Sam: :eek:

(First off, I thought you all were crazy because I didn't see Gollum)


Gollum the primaballerina: No No No, It'ssss third posssition, first possition THEN the piurroette, my precious!!

Well this is "Crazy Captions" :p

Anyway;

Sam accidentally struck oil. (I would add in something incredibly cynical, but I might get into trouble, so I won't.) ;)

The orcs recoiled in horror as Samwise unleashed the underpants he'd been carrying in his rucksack since leaving Rivendell.

Before Gimli could explain that he was simply in fancy dress, it was too late - Frodo had already hacked off his leg.

Explanation: that orc's head looks so mask-y!

Professor Tolkien: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What is that? An Ex...Box? And who are those rather crudely rendered figures? Eh? What's that you say? They're Frodo and Sam? And Gollum? Well well well, that's all wrong, all wrong. Gollum was in the Mines of Moria but he did not encounter the hobbits until.... What's that? I most certainly beg to differ, but it is most certainly not "a game" it's a tale.... Oh, you mean to say that it's been adapted into a game? A game that one plays on the television? Well how in the world can you follow the story? "What story"?? Whatever do you mean, "what story"? The story of the coming of the King and destruction of the Ring of Power....what's that? That doesn't happen until, when did you say? The 32nd level? What 32nd level...of Moria? You mean, of the game? But I've already told you it's not a game its a book, and it's not divided into levels but into chapters. Now turn that thing off...good...thank you.... Well what's this now? The MOVIE? And what are those awful lemming-looking things? Wargs!? Well, I must say, I never...I mean...really...it's just....

*sounds of something spinning at high rate in a grave*

Gollum was sulking because no one appreciated his Gladden Fields neck squeeze maneuver.

Gimli and Legolas dressed up as Orcs to give Frodo and Sam the fright of their lives.

(Sorry, I know nothing about X-Boxes.)
 

Random Gamer: Hey! If you press Up-Down-Left-UpRight, you can make Frodo do the Chicken Dance!

Sam: "You put your left foot in, left foot out, left foot in and you shake it all about"

Frodo: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!"

Gollum: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!"



(sorry.... ;) )

Lal, I was thinking musical statues. :D (EDIT: I just noticed you typed 'Orcy' - absolutely brilliant!)

Kids, if you're going to play statues with swords then please don't stop in an awkward pose. You'll likely fall over and catch the sword with your belly!

Sam: and that's for the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l_elrond22.gif

Gandalf: Well, someone is going to have to do the washing up!

Gandalf refused to participate until someone got him a latte.

Gandalf: Now Eldrond, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times so stop asking. I will not be dancing with you!

Gandalf: Look, the rules of Duck, Duck, Goose are very simple, it's your own fault if you can't remember them - you lost fair and square!