Saruman: I am the the magic A-one Sauce that Heals them

A-one Sauce(yeah it's that important.)

Gandalf: I am the Mushroom who steals the A-one Sauce

Saruman: I am the Hobbit who eats the mushroom.

Gandalf: I am the dragon that eats the Hobbit.

Saruman: I am an... er... uhm... a Dragon-Eating-Monster that eats the dragon!

Gandalf: I am Bard the Bowman who shoots the dragon-eating monster with his black arrow - since the dragon-eating monster is obviously a bigger dragon.

Saruman: I am the dragon's poisonous blood that causes massive crop failures!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the volcanic ash that falls and makes the ground fertile once again.*


*This is actually true. If not for the Orcs and lack of sunlight, Mount Doom and the surrounding lands could have been green and tree filled.

Saruman: I am the locus that eats the crops

Gandalf: I am the dragonfly that eats the locus.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the swatter that squashes the dragon fly.

Gandalf: I am the hard exoskeleton of the dragonfly, saving it from the flimsy swatter.

Saruman: I am the strength of the person that wields the swatter.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the muscle spasm that makes the wielder hit him or her self in the face.

Saruman: "I am the annoying dragonfly that was flying in the person's face just then, causing it to be smashed."

Gandalf: I am the Flames of DOOM!, which consume the dragonfly.

Saruman: I am Cold Miser who freezes the flame

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the heart attack that strike-eth him down.

Saruman: I am the aspirin that prevents the heart attack.

Gandalf: I am the KGB poison that gives him a heart attack anyway!

Saruman: I am the CIA agent that puts the antidote in with the poison.

Gandalf: I am the police officer who arrests the Cold Miser!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the MI-5 officer who discovers the Police officer’s corrupt background.

Gandalf: I am the SS officer that makes a false identity for the corrupt police officer.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the mafia guy who gives the SS officer brick shoes and chucks him in a pond.

Gandalf: I am the Watcher in the Water who seizes and drowns the mafia guy!

Saruman: I am a deadly contaminant that posions the Watcher's water.

Gandalf: I am the porous rock Boromir threw into the Watcher's water that absorbs the poison.

Saruman: I am the gaping mouth that devours Boromir!

Gandalf: I am the enormous cork plugging the mouth.

Saruman: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth.

Gandalf: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth...and accidently crushes all of the mouth's teeth...

Saruman: I am the English teacher that corrects you for using all these compressed words.

Gandalf: I am the superintendant that fires the teacher

Saruman: I'm the other SuperIntendant that gets a higher pay-raise then you

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Super Nintendo that distracts the Superintendent so he loses his job.

Saruman: i am the water that breaks the super nintendo

gandalf: I am the Xbox 360 that replaces the Super Nintendo

Saruman: I am the gamer who beats every game ever made for the Xbox 360, rendering its power useless.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Banana peel on which the gamer slips