Elijah: {*gag*,cough) Ugh. Too...many...lembas. I think I'm going to be sick....

Man beside him: I told you and Sean that they weren't REAL lembas. Only stage props. And look at Sean now.

PJ: No!! Sean, Not all over the...(Noise in background)...Orc costumes. Ugh. Maintanence!!!

Sean: Hey, look on the bright side!! The costumes can't get any uglier anyways.

Sorry to put up another so quickly, but the last one wasn't getting much action...

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co..._helmsdeep.jpg

As an unusually determined (and ugly) horde of Leggy-boppers overwhelm Orli, Ian McKellen steps in in full costume to break things up in the nick of time.

Gandalf: Wait! We surrender! *waves his white robes around* Look! A white flag!

lol j'adore that one rose!

aw! I love that elijah one! Man, you think youre over a crush then it comes rushing back when youve got ure back turned..

Gandalf: "I don't care if it's after Labor Day! I love white! Fight me if you dare, Fashion Police!"

Gandalf: Oh drat! I just washed this robe!

*chains rattling* I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAAAST!!!!!

That one was lovely, Precioussss. Did I miss an "s"?

Legolas: No.... rabid fangirls!
*runs behind Gandalf*
Gandalf: What am I supposed to do?
Legolas: *peeking out from behind him* I don't know... wave your staff, make your robes billow, just scare them off!

"Back! Back you cannibals back!" To totally steal from Toy Story! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Why Sir Ian McKellan doesn't have fan-girls.

OK, let's try this one....

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/LOTR_SEE_d4_066hr.jpg


Frodo: We wantssss it, yesss precioussss. It's mine, my own, my preciousss

[ November 19, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

Merry: Pippin, quick, take the apple, Frodo's scaring me.
Pippin: Just a minute, I think Arwens calling me.

Pippin: "Look at the bug-zapper...it's really getting a work-out tonight."
Merry: "Have an apple, Pip?"
Frodo: "Dude, I saw you and Gandalf dipping that thing in poison, what are you trying to—"
Merry: "Shut up! Oh, Piiippin, pay attention. Doesn't this apple look delicious?"
Frodo: *to self* "Oh well, I never liked him anyway." *aloud* "Have the apple, Pip!"

I dunno, that was demented.

BTW, I thought the bit on the Special Features (which that pic is from) was pretty funny (funnier than my caption). Those guys had too much time on their hands...

Now that was funny dragoneyes and it looked like Frodo was on drugs.
Here is mine:
the New Yorker version(and no I'm not from manhattan)
Better yet, the ghetto version:
Pippin: Yo, that's Sam's girl..got a problem wid her brotha ..let's take it outside!

person Pippin is argueing with: Yo! You got issues man!You be comin out here and makin a fool out of your-bleep- self! What you be talkin about we are out side!Fool!
voices in the background: Jerry!Jerry!
(only americans would understand that..unless they have jerry springer in europe..I hate that show.)
Merry:here take this apple , throw it at him,
do it for sam, they did it in the book!
Frodo:That's a pretty apple...I want some(he tries to bite the apple, then misses; falling on Merry's lap)
the person pippin is argueing with:
Your family is whack! They be on drugs all the time!
Pippin: Come here you fool say it to my face!
bleep-bleep.

This is the first time I have made something like this, and I am nothing like this...trust me.

Merry: "Pippin, Pippin, hey Pip! [to Frodo] I think Viggo threw that last apple to hard.

Frodo: "I think you're right. Hit him with that apple, see if it helps."


Only 36 days till CHRISTMAS!!!

I am so waiting for someone to yell at me for saying that. I already got yelled at for saying it at school.

Actually, Arwen Melian, I found that rather funny, though I'm not that way either! I liked yours, too Mintyztwin. Throwing apples...it just amuses me.

Elijah: "Must....eat....something....starving!"
Dom: "Now, Lij, you know PJ wants you to have that 'wasted' look so people appreciate all the trails Frodo is going through. This apple is for Billy, he needs fattening up."
Elijah: "I...don't...care...must...have...sustenence."
Billy: "Mmmf...if I eat any more I'm going to explode."
*Elijah faints from hunger and Billy explodes, so Dom eats the apple—The End*

[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Pippin: wow, Treebeard, you're looking better then ever!
Frodo: Pippin? Are you okay?
Merry: Yeah, Pip, we kinda got done with that scene months ago.
Pippin: Why hello Treebeard! Imagine seeing you here!

MERRY: okay, Pip, take this apple and I dare you to nail Gandalf in the back of the head.
FRODO: Oh man, we are gonna get in trouble.
MERRY: He won't even know its us.
PIPPIN: Gandalf, huh, he's sitting on the rock over there, right?
MERRY: Yea now do it.
FRODO: Come on guys, I don't know about this.
*up pops left shoulder angel*
angel: stop them Frodo, you must.
*up pops right shoulder devil* (notice how he looks alot like PJ!)
devil: what are you? A CHICKEN? Have him do it. You won't get in trouble. DO IT DO IT!
FRODO: Do it, I mean don't, I mean go for it, I mean thats mean...
MERRY: I triple dog dare ya!
PIPPIN: yea okay, give it here.
angel: Good gracious, doesn't any of you frikkin people remember that saying about wizards?!

Merry: May I offer you an apple, Mister Peregrin?
Pippin: Nay, I turn up my nose at your meager sustinance!
Frodo *in a freaky igor-ish voice*: Master...Master Frodo likes apples give Frodo the apple...

Elf to the right: Correct your posture before Elrond sees you!
Legolas: I gotta crap!

Legolas: This!? This is all the Cloak of Rivendell is cracked up to be?! Eeeew! How style-cramping. Lorien-copying is that?!

Elf guy: Whatever. Just pretend to like it. I have an alergy to the fabric, abd you don't hear me complaining.

I just found this in an old post of mine:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...cingsauron.jpg

any elf: Sauron please! If you want to do things like that, use the toilet! Or at least face in the other direction!

oh dear, how crude of me.

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/yawn.jpg

Frodo: Oh God, what's Sam doing?
Merry: I can't quite make it out....
Frodo: I'd be glad of that.
Merry: Maybe the cameras will catch it.

For Elves pic:
Legolas: If I just shift a little to the... ah, there! The wedgie is gone!
Elf #2: I can't believe I got beat out of the role by this guy.

For Battle pic:
Elf in the middle (Gil-galad?): Hey guys! Let's pretend we're underwater.
Guy to the left: UG!

For Frodo pic:
Elijah: Getting up at 4 in the morning to get my Hobbit feet on is starting to get to me.

Frodo: "Look Merry...look at all the beautiful Elf-maidens."
Merry: "Um...Frodo...who is that guy standing next to you."
Frodo: "Who cares, I think I'm in heaven. Oh, that one's smiling at me!"
Merry: "What is that he's wearing? It's...*gasp* the One Wristwatch! One Watch to Time Them All!"

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Merry: What are you talking about? It's just a latex foot.They'll put it back on and you'll be fine!

Frodo: Merry, have you ever noticed what nice legs Legolas has?

New pic!

lordoftherings.net

darn! it didnt work!

how do you post pictures?

me and guy in background of Merry and Frodo pic: Beats me!

Here is the step by step, foolproof method of posting a pic:
1) Choose the pic that you want and get it in its own window. (Click and hold on mac, I'm guessing right-click on PC)
2) Copy its complete URL (http://www. etc.etc.) at the top of the window.
3) In "new post" click on the little IMAGE icon to the lower right of the writing area.
4)Paste the URL of the image into the dialog box.
5) Click OK

Youre done!

To Post the pic that Thulorongil could not get...

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend...ia/moria11.jpg

Sam*phart* Oh! that's better!

Sam: Cave trolls now? This is just not my day.

Sam: "I think I'm getting the hang of this..."

{Cave troll wacks him in the head.}

Frodo: "Sam!!!"

Sam: "Hullo Mr Frodo. Me and all of the little orcs around my head are going to take a short nap. Good bye..."

{Sam falls over}

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken that acid before we started shooting.

Or

Sam: My God, your eyes are blue.

Or

Sam: NOOOOOOO, if Frodo dies I'll be the only one left to look angst ridden and adorable.

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