Shadowfax: Alright, I'll bare you to Edoras, but I get to ride you to Helms Deep.

Gandalf: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Gandalf: "I don't care what Aragorn dreamt about Roheryn, you're not snoggin me."

and the song continues :p
 

(Shadowfax)...and I'm too sexy for my saddle....

Gandalf: "So this is a Shadowfax? Which end do I stick my invoice in?"

Gandalf thought Gimli was certain to win the best Fancy Dress contest.

How Gandalf tamed Shadowfax....
 

Gandalf: You see this rod. If you don't want this rod in your face, like I do to Mr. crazy man back in Gondor, then I suggest you listen to me.

Gandalf: Now I've had quite enough of your Mr. Ed impressions, Shadowfax.

Gandalf: "Now look. I've been supportive to you, I've been there for you. But there comes a time when the truth must be told & the truth is the goatee just isn't you."

Shadowfax regarded Gandalf's new color with bemusement.

Ugh!
 

Gandalf: No, you can't use my staff to pick your nose. Go ask the Dwarf.

Tribute to The Simpsons
 

Gandalf to Aragorn: "That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come."

Gandalf: What do you mean I'm on my own two feet from now on?!

Horse: Hullo, I'm Mr. Ed
Gandy: No, I know Mr. Ed, and you're not Mr. Ed.

Or...

Shadowfax quickly grew quite tired of Gandalf blowing on his nose, and told him so with a swift kick to the kneecap.

(Y'ever done that to your dog? I thought so, animal abuser ;) )

Gandalf: My hair's whiter!
Shadowfax: No mine is, old man!

Someone's getting desperate...
 

Gandalf willingly gives his staff to Shadowfax in exchange for a ride to meet with...Galadriel?! :eek: :eek:

Shadowfax: If you want me to be mum about it, you'll have to buy me a truckload of the finest grass.

Gandalf has words with Shadowfax after an incident in the garden : "Why, Shadowfax? Why did you have to do that on my pipeweed plants?"

Gandalf's in trouble with the mafia again.

Shadowfax to Gandalf: Please get your lines right this time, I am late, I should have been in Studio Ten five minutes ago, I need to get my horn fitted for The Potty Harry movie

Gandalf to PJ: Look we need a new Shadowfax, this one keeps trying to steal my scenes!

Shadowfax: What do you mean try?

Gandalf: "Shadowfax, it's all over between us. We need to go separate ways."

Shadowfax: "How much alimony do I get?"

Gandalf discovers that Theoden has fobbed him off with a hobby-horse.

Gandalf... stay cloaked!
 

Shadowfax confronts Gandalf about his streaking episodes. :rolleyes:

Shadowfax:'If I hear about you being uncloaked one more time, you will never again get a ride from this pony.'

"Damn Rohan economy drive! I asked for an airplane!"

What you get you put colour coordination before performance....
 

Mr. Gandalf: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. . I wish to complain about this horse what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very stables.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Mearas Grey...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Gandald I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. G: Look, matey, I know a dead horse when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable horse. the Mearas Grey, idn'it, ay? Beautiful coat!

Mr. G: The coat don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Mr.G: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the horsee) 'Ello, Shadowfax! I've got a lovely apple for you if you
show...

(owner hits the horse)

Owner: There, he moved!

Mr. G: No, he didn't, that was you hitting him!

Owner: I never!!

Mr. G: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything...



Mr. G: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That horse is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged gallop.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the Wold.

Mr. G: PININ' for the WOLD?!?!?!? Look, I took the liberty of examining that horse, and I discovered the only reason that it had been standing in the
first place was that it's hooves had been NAILED to the stable floor .

(pause)

Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that horse down, it would have nuzzled up to the stable door, opened the latch with his teeth, and
VOOM! Clippetty clip!

Mr. G: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this horse wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

Mr. G: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This horse is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the floor 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!!

Gandalf: Look, one of us is going to have to change our outfit.

the best horse in all the lands!!??
 

Gandalf: "What's that fellow? Jose Canseco says he injected you with steroids? Tosh, pay no attention to that loudmouth!"

Don't you smile at me, Horsey!!!

Nim :rolleyes:

Flip-a-coin...the best way to come up with a decision.

Gandalf: Now look here! I'm a respected Shakespearian actor; I can't be seen doing a pantomime, its jut not dignified.

Aragorn: Just shut up and get in the horse costume.

Wow, Mithalwen, that was some caption !! :D

Gandalf: Now look! I really do not want to argue with you! Imagine what that would do to my reputation! Arguing with a horse! Sheesh! :rolleyes:

The Horse and His Wizard- by C.S. Tolkien.

Gandalf tries to explain that his staff is not for sale to a bemused foreign customer.

Erm had to break the "No dead parrot rule" ..... that horse just looked so ...... well stuffed

A frustrated Gandalf decides the last time he's had this much trouble communicating with someone is when he last tried to place an order at McDonald's.

"O Shadowfax! Why did you have to eat Legolas? Don't give me that doe-eyed stare!"

Movie version only.

Gandalf: Thank you for eating Legolas, Shadowfax!

Gandalf: Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once - when I hit you with the stick you run, you don't throw me off and call the Horse Protection Society!

Gandalf: "Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Gimli."

Offstage: Gimli: "In fact, Dwarf women are so similar to horses that they are often mistaken for them, giving rise to the notion that Dwarves just spring out of the ground, or something..."

Gandalf: I didn't know I had a twin. :p