Skeleton: "Yea! Balrogs have wings - and Elves have pointy ears!"

Pippin: "O, so you want to start something, eh?"

Pippin sure was glad he'd listened to his doctor and got his malaria tablets before embarking upon this journey.

Pippin began to wonder if this was Gandalf's not so subtle way of hinting he was getting fed up with all the Took-ness.

Finding himself basically alone, Pippin decided to use the moment to boost his ego...

Pippin: "I'll get the check this time. No, that's okay, I can handle it. Sit down! I'm fine, I'll get it. Yeah, I know, I get that a lot."

"What do you mean that's my great-uncle Hildifons?"

Pippin: Hey Mr. Dead-Creepy-Skeleton-Dude, I'll trade you Gandalf's hat for those great yellow boots.

Pippin: Is that Gucci?!

:rolleyes:

~ You know it! Ka

Before Pippin actually saw the Morlock emerging from the well he had always assumed H.G. Well's The Time Machine was just science-fiction.

You mean...after all this time...PJ did include Tom Bombadil!!

Pippin wonders if anyone will notice if he throws Gandalf's stuff down the well. (He's still mad for being called a Fool of a Took.) :D

Skeleton: "Psst, kid! Gimme your lunch money."

Pippin Inspects the results of overdoing The Ratkins Diet, thinking it is a poor way to lose weight, having to die so that rodents could eat your excess fat.

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Middle-Earth Gothic OR

"Howdy folks and welcome to the Hobbitton Hoe-down."

*Glare* You! Stop making fun of my belly... or become acquainted with The Stick!

Gandalf: What fire?

Gandalf modeling his designer braided belt.

None shall pass.

Or....

Get to see the secrets behind "Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked" and learn it yourself in this amazing informational video.

modeling day
 

Photographer: "A little to the left...perfect. Okay now, rest your hand on your belt, kind've a 'I've got bling & I know it' type pose - exactly! Now get serious, no smiling, right! Boy Gandy the girls are going to love this!"

Right Said Gandalf sings
 

I'm too sexy for my cloak....

Gandalf the Grey, the original bad-***.

Frodo: Quick Gandalf get out of the way, there`s a Balrog flying past the window.
Gandalf: Preposterous, Balrogs can`t fly, they haven`t got any wings.

Any BDer: Gandalf please no! Keep that belt done up!

Gandalf: Are you sure this is the way to wield the Secret Fire?

"Hi! You young whippersnappers, get off my lawn!"

Gandalf: No, Meela, I haven't seen Denethor today... *whistles*

Gandalf is not impressed by Radagast the Brown uncloaked.

OR

Gandalf: A, G, Question mark, H, grey splodge.

Optician: Yup, you need glasses.

Gandalf: But all the other Wizards will laugh at me!

Fortunately/Unfortunately
 

Fortunately, Gandalf could see the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was coming behind him, it was not natural sunlight, & it was headed straight towards him.

Now we know where Gandalf kept that crystal that made his staff light up .....

When Celeborn grumbled that his wife thought the sun shone out of Gandalf's "behind", little did he realise that it was literally true......

Not again...*groan*
 

Gandalf prepares to cause another stir of [I]Gandalf... uncloaked[/I} rumors.

OR

Gandalf gets hit by a cosmic storm, transforming his DNA and making him into the Wizard of Fire (Human Torch). :D

OR

Gandalf is fumigating Orthanc after seeing a cockroach in Saruman's office.

Wizard Confrontation 2
 

Gandalf: "My name is Gandalf the Grey. You lost my favorite staff. Prepare to die."

When he said he is the wielder of the Flame of Anor, he wasn't kidding.

OR

Gandalf emerges from yet another breakdancing session with Bill the Balrog.

The War of the Worlds
 

No one would have believed, in the last years of the Third Age, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of Valinor. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of life over the sea. And yet, across the gulf of water, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Middle Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us!
Yet still, no one expected it to be in this form.
“I am Gandalf, feel my heat ray!”

Gandalf had officially gave up playing pranks with Bilbo's stove as it exploded within the kitchen of despair and better first impressions...

Bilbo: GANDALF! What have you done?!

Gandalf: Made a better first impression, now where's that new pipe you promised me? Get to it, chop chop!


~ {K}\a/*

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Gandalf decides that the best thing to do this year is guard the fireworks tent 24-7.

Gandalf sees off in the distance a new picture
Gandalf: Good grief!!

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Gandalf: I'm sorry; I just don't have any change!

Gandalf: Okay, tell you what horse, you give me my hat back and I'll feed you these sugar cubes.

Gandalf: Oh dear we seem to have our colours mixed up. See I'm supposed to white and you are supposed to be grey.