Unfortunately, Varda did not want to leave the party and there was one of those awkward scenes in front of all the orclings and the still un-cloaked Gandalf as Manwe glared at Varda from across the room.

Fortunately Mandos smoothed over the "awkward"
situation by proclaiming a doom that they
all go to Tol Eressea and "Party on dudes".

Unfortunately they had no boats.

Fortunately Thorondor and lots of his pals
flew the whole gang over (and stayed to
party as only super eagles can). :cool:

Unfortunately, the island was struck by a giant meteor, killing everyone on it.

Fortunately, nobody had really cared for the swindler called Everyone

Unfortunately, Everyone had been diagnosed with a degenerative illness and so his estate was able to charge the meteor with a lawsuit.

Fortunately the meteor had Mandos as defense
attorney and got off with a warning to not
destroy Everyone it came across.

Unfortunately Melkor was the judge and he said, "Off you all to the Void and never trouble me again!" and chuckled like the madman he probably is.

fortunately Melkor got thrown into the void by Manwë the next second.

Unfortunately his screams damaged Manwe's eardrums.

Fortunately Everyone cooperated in the successful surgery
to repair his ears.

unfortunately the main surgeon herself (Varda) dropped her scalpel during surgery and cut Manwë somewhere painful, causing further screaming.

Fortunately Manwe remembered he was a Vala, and he just left the body with the broken eardrums and got himself a new body. Sorta like clothes--you change your soiled clothes with new ones from the closet.

unfortunately his new body came with some unwanted appendages.

Fortunately he got even more surgery to get rid of the extra tentacles.

Unfortunately Everyone got bored with Manwe's
mid-Age crisis and unexpectedly went to visit
Bilbo at Bagend.

Fortunately there were lots of cakes!

unfortunately, the dwarves ate all the cake before the other guests arrived, and bilbo cursed at them for repeating what happened before the incident with the dragon.

Fortunately it rained Coke.

unfortunately for frodo, who hated coke, drinking or otherwise (!),
sat down, crying in a corner.

Fortunately Arwen sent him a keg of wine spritzers.

Unfortunately, those wine spritzers had been set aside for Aragorn.

Fortunately Bilbo retired to the Gaffer's and
enjoyed many rounds of Gin and Tonics while
reading the Gaffer's best seller Chicken Soup
for the Befuzzled and Bebothered Hobbit" .

Unfortunately, they stopped selling the books all of a sudden.:(:eek:

Fortunately, Aragon came and stole back his wine spritzers and had them all to himself as Frodo went back to cry in the corner.

Unfortunately as Frodo cried a rainstorm of Pepsi came, and he cried all the more.

fortunately, pepsi was Gandalf's favourite drink.

Unfortunately it was caffein free diet pepsi.

fortunately no-one was excessively tired at the time and in dire need of caffeine, so the decaf pepsi served its purpose just fine.

Unfortunately the purpose of providing drinks
was to lull all of the partiers so
THE SPANISH INQUISITION could demand they
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! that they
were agents of Sauron.

HA HA HA HA HA! (maniacal laughter)

Fortunately Everybody confessed, and that was enough for the Spanish Inquisition.

(What will they do to Everybody, aye we wonderss!!)

Unfortunately Everybody relapsed and Cardinal Ximenez
ordered Biggles to give the rack a turn!

(Who wasn't available since he was on First Base).

fortunately the randomness ceased after a while, and everything turned back to normal.

Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate
Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!"

(Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants,
but whatever).

Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks.

Unfortunately it caused everyones ears to bleed.

:p:p:p

Fortunately, this did not stop the lumberjacks from singing.

Unfortunately Butterbur's descendants started to sprout weird tentacles and fins.

Fortunately the tenacles and fins proved very
useful in combating descendants of The Watcher
in the Water who were found swimming up the
Brandywine .