The elves seemed to be the only ones who did not notice the giant pumpkin that was floating through the air behind them.

OR

The elves were too distracted by the pretty flowers on the ground to notice Gandalf the grey... ... Cloaked!! It was shocking!

Legolas: "Watch me. I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!"

Legolas bids for a moment of calm as tempers get heated at the hair salon. Elf: "You want to charge me fifty groats for this mullet? You're out of your mind!"

Day 21 in the Big Brother (Unhomely) House:

Tempers flare when Gimli accuses the Elves of using osanwe to fix the nominations.

Musical statues Middle-Earth style:
 

The atmosphere is tense as the annual game between the Elves, Men and Dwarves heats up.

Gimli boldly states that Balrogs had wings, causing quite the scene.

The most recent addition to Pop Idol was certainly causing some tension.

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/themes/nazgul5.jpg


Nazgul: its okay, i got Geico

The Ring wrath now realised why Sauron made the "Don't drink and ride" policy.

R-W: Uuuggghhh... I must be really drunk... the rivers getting bigger...

Khamul: "It burns us! It freezes us!"

WiKi: "We need another spokesmen."

The R&D phase of winged mounts for the Nazgul...
 

The idea of a flying horse had been a good one... if only it had two fulsized wings...

and because I can't resist it .....

Does a one-winged horse swim in circles? ;)

The Ringwraiths turn up at Rivendell at the worst possible time: Just when everyone are flushing their lavatories.

(Pippin pic):

The case of the missing Palantir remains unsolved when security can't find the right footage. However, the whereabouts of Gandalf's missing bowling ball is revealed...

(Elf pic):

Once again, a confrontation ensues when one of the men mistakenly compliments Legolas on having such charming sisters.

(Nazgul pic):

Nazgul: I told you it was a bad idea to wolf-whistle Arwen.

Beating a dead horse with an old saw...
 

Everyone knows why the Nazgûl and their horses were frightened enough to jump into the Bruinen, right? It was the sight of Glorfindel...uncloaked!

The Nazgul had taken great efforts with boot polish to make their horses look more Goth but it would all come to naught when it rained heavily one day.

Apologies to Coleridge, and none to Viggo and horse
 

Of the Nazgul it was intoned: "Water, water everywhere, and so they dropped at the brink."

OR:

The Continuity Girl on Peter Jackson's set: "I didn't think horses would react that way to a little snogging."

Elrond: "How ironic: the hunter has become the hunted..."

Gandalf: "Stop starting every sentence with 'How ironic...'

Nazgul: Damn! *horses head falls off due to miscalculated sword swipe* Did not mean to do that!

R-W: Water? In a River? Inconceivable!

Frodo: see, I'm not the only one!

"Crikey! Where did that river come from?"

Wraith: Why the hell do all my vacations end this way?

Witch-King: "Oh, crap! I dropped my keys!"

OR

It was everyone's first day whitewater rafting. They had never expected to see Ringwraiths! Luckily someone had a camera. Too bad he didn't get a shot of that Sasquatch they passed.

Nazgul: ....! there goes my lunch...

Ringwraith 2: Has anyone figured out why we are running into the water?

"LotR on Ice" was being a great success until somebody turned the heater on.

Rivendell pic:

What a funny way to resolve conflicts...by an armspan length competition.

Nazgul pic:

The Ringwraiths understand the need to be well-rounded; they take up swordsfighting and swimming lessons at the same time.

Ah . . . if horses had wings . . . water wings, that is.
 

Nazgûl's Horse: If I live to regret this I swear I'll take those swimming lessons.

Ringwraith 1: Hi-Ya! :slices and hacks with sword:
Ringwraith 2: I wonder how long it will take for him to figure out that isn't working.

As they speed under the bridge, the Ringwraiths are attacked by kids with water balloons.

KHAMUL, SHADOW OF THE EAST: Whoaaa, greeeaaat surfing, dude...

GANDALF: This is an evil beyond all of us.

ELROND: Alas! The river cannot overcome the power within the Surferwraiths of Morrrrrdor!

As any reader of Unfinished Tales will know, Tolkien never did figure out how the Ringwraiths crossed the Hoarwell on their way to the Shire:

Ringwraith #5: "Sir, it's another branch of that river again. How are we going to cross it this time?"

The nazgul ride so fast that there cloaks fly off, so they end up looking like this:

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images...mage.php?id=85

(hope the link works ok)

It works...I wonder if we can get a picture of it...

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images...ion-nazgul.jpg

The Nazgul advertise for their new aging gel...

Neither Nazgul used to believe it when their mothers told them that their faces would become stuck if they kept them like that...

Nazgul on the Right: Oh Crap. Hey guys...I have to pee!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...goomba/abc.bmp Not good

I can't see this new picture. It's all very mysterious.

"Close Encounters of the Undead Kind."
 

Nazgûl on left: Ringwraith . . . phone . . . home.

It wasn't too difficult to spot who stole all the sugar...

Two Wraiths desperately seek the help of Avon lady from Edward Scissorhands.

R-W: I knew I should have take that Job at McDonalds...