Murder on the dancefloor.

Even if Brormir had survived Amon hen...
 

Denethor sticks by his "Shoot the messenger" policy.

Pippin: Aragorn, I think we should stop playing William Tell.

But since Eomer already touched on that...

Boromir's mind: I should have used the hobbit as a shield.

Merry: I warned you not to touch that picture.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintess...houting_tn.jpg

Gamling: Nazgul!...Wait, wrong scene.

Rider: Grr! I'm a mean pig-man! Oink Grr! *

Nazgul: Double looks Uhk! What got into that gene pool?!


* he shouldn't had turned his nose up to many times at other creatures, now his nose resembles a pig!

~Ka

It’s Gandalf the grey! Clocked!

OR

Why you should never ride behind an Oliphant after curry night.

GAMLING: Defend against 10000 Orcs? No way! I'm off!

Boromir pic:
Treebeard thought he was a pincushion...

Gamling pic:
The warg found that expression terribly appetizing.

"Run! If you want to live!"
 

Gamling: No, Théoden! I didn't take your pizza! Nooooooooooooo!

His mother warned him that he would get stuck like that if the wind changed but Gamling just didn't listen.

Gamling,'This is what happens when Pippin pours boiling oil on you'!

...Guess who forgot their capital One card during the battle...

Inexplicably, Gamling is attacked by a giant cartoon fish ...

"Raaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I am Simba, the Lion King! Rrrrrr..................oh wait, no I'm not."

ARGH! The sky isn't blue! It's actually Cyan!

Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers.

Gamling is increasingly frustrated by the lack of his men to inform him if Balrogs be winged or not.

"How can I plan this attack without that knowledge??"

As Gamling watches the house go up in flames, he suddenly remembers he left the stove on.

No, it's worse! Winged Balrogs! :eek:

Or


Gamling watches in anticipation as Denathor attempts to fly of the edge of Minas Tirith.

Gamling hears the Crazy Frog once too often.

Lalwendë, you speak the truth. Hearing it once, is one time too many... :D

Anyway,

Gamling was shocked by the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/lost.jpg

Gandalf still refused to admit that he had no idea of where he was.

The sun? In the sky? Inconceivable!

EDIT: You could post a new pic before I'm done with the old one.... :p

Let's see......

Gandalf: "Mountains? In Rohan? Inconceivable!" :D

Gandalf: Hmm, where did I leave that dratted Hobbit?

Gandalf's new defence strategy was to hide Minas Tirith under his cloak. The Gondorians didn't complain, at least it stopped him being uncloaked.

Or

Yet another tourist complains about false advertising after following the signs to the Gap of Rohan.

Gandalf: I am so sick of those Hobbits hiding in the tall grass!

Gandalf: "If only the hills could play some other music sometimes I wouldn't be on the verge of going mad."

I knew I should've turned left at Rivendell!

Edit: I just realized that this was my 300th post. Yay!

Damn I knew should have taken that Camelot job!!

The Before box on a Saruman Enterprises Ad.

Wizards! Feeling depressed? Lonely? Don't despair!

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10075075.jpg

Become a Minion of Evil (TM) and meet the orc buddies of your dreams!

Gandalf the grey stars in: The eternal search for the contact lens!

OR

Gandalf finds himself wondering if taking directions from an Orc was an all together good idea.

Gandalf boldly goes where nobody has been before. And misses the evidence that Bill the Pony went there before him.

Gamling*to Hama*: i originally auditioned for your role, thought it would be cool

*warg jumps down and kills Hama*

Gamling: holy crap!... i knew i was the beautiful one...

Ang, I'm thinking:

"Isengard Encounters" :eek:

Isengard's Beautiful People's Club

Gandalf Pic:

Gandalf lives up to one of his nicknames...(someone guesses the right one you get confetti).

Saruman pic:

"Come see the story of Saruman and his technicolored robe live on broadway. Starring Chris Lee and his creepy friends."

Has to be the Grey Wanderer. If not, then it's at least applicable; thus I must receive confetti on a technicality. ;)

The Grey Wanderer during a characteristically long journey to the supermarket for eggs and milk.

Orc: Oy! Wizard! Get yer hand outta me ear!

Eomer, do you prefer UPS or FedEx?

Gandalf: A horse! A horse! My kingdom, for a horse!

Middle Earth Personals by Ugluk didn't look like a very promising web site.