Diamond(Sarah....yea i remember your name...how could i forget if i practically share the name) I loved your play on star wars when jarjar binks meets padme...only i guess this time jar jar was gollum..haha1

Thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] , and so I guess that would make Padmé...Faramir. Frightening thought, that. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Boromir: "Frodo, will you not take my advice?"
Frodo: "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart."
Boromir: "No, you don't know what I was going to say! You don't understand a thing about me...I'm so misunderstood! Why does everyone think that I have a one track mind that can be read like an open book??"
Frodo: "You're mixing your metaphors."
Boromir: "I don't care! I am very upset right now at the way I'm being treated. You won't even listen to me; your mind has clanged shut like an iron door!"
Frodo: "Oh, fine, just say it already."
Boromir: "I think I like chocolate better than vanilla. Vanilla is so...I don't know...vanilla, y'know? My brother likes vanilla, but he would."
Frodo: "Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?"
Boromir: "Should there be anything else?"

Greetings!
I really couldn't be bothered to go through all 14 pages so these or similar ones may have already been posted:
Treebeard: Come onnnnn! Huurrryyyy uuuupppp! Do you think isengard will overthrow itself? Lets move move move!
(sorry thats kinda weak [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

Sauruman: We must join with him Gandalf, it would be wise...

Gandalf: Tell me friend, when did Sauruman the wise abandon reason for madness!!!?

Sauraman:Wellll it all started....

~10 minutes later~

Sauruman(crying): I just wanna be loved man, You know? He offered me love! And a family! And my own army and everything!

Sauron singing to the ring:
I will survive

First I was afraid, I was petryfied
Kept thinkin´I could never live without you by my side
But than I spent so many nights thinkin´ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And so you´re back
From the Baggins place
you just came back i found you here with that sad look upon your face
I should changed that stupid look

I should have made you leaving me
If I ´ve known for just one second
You´d be back to bother me

Go on now
Walk out the door
fall in the fire now
cause You´re not welcome anymore
Weren´t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I´d lay down and die
Oh no
No I I will survive
Oh
As long as I know how to rule I know I´ll stay alive
I´ve got all my power to live
I´ve got all my hate to give
And I´ll survive I will survive Hey Hey


and so on [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Sauron to Frodo after getting him at the crack of doom: "After all, you're right. I don't need that thingie. It's evil! Just throw it down there. Gollum, stay. Stay! Gollum, I said stay! You don't need the ring. I got a nice fishy-fishy for you."
Frodo throws the ring down into the fire, you hear a distant "puff".
Sauron: "Now that's over. Don't you think I was getting tired of that?"

and by the way, the comparison of Saruman and Wormtongue was brilliant!

Saruman: Well Grima, I've just received my bill for this month.

Grima: Yes master?

Saruman: Have you been watching 'those' channels again through my palantir?

Grima: No! Of course not!

Saruman: *folds arms and gives stern look*

Grima: Ok, ok! I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! It was so tempting!

Saruman: Pah! You sicken me. Now run along and tell me how my slaves are doing...

Frodo: take the ring, Gandalf!!

Gandalf: I cannot, in my desire to do good... ah f*ck it.. Gimme the ring boy!!

Legolas: Iä iä Sub Nigurath, the black goat of the woods!

Gandalf: Hmmm... another split end. I must get a haircut as soon as I reach Lothlórien.

Frodo: Hey, Gollum, can you hold the ring for me for just a second?

Sam: That Gollum, he's not such a bad guy.

Future hobbit children: Nooooo, not the story of Frodo and Sam AGAIN! I hate that story, it's so boring.

Treebeard to Saruman: I love what you've done to the place.

Sauron: Why won't they quit picking on me?
I want my mommy!

Here's a few for you. Enjoy!

Legolas: Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more than just friends. Oh Gimli...

Denethor: Faramir! I am so glad to see you! Come here, son! *big hug* I love you, man!

Galadriel: Dude, let's go surfing!

Legolas: *burp* So who's up for another round of Jack Daniels on me? *scratches rump*

Saruman: *tye-dye shirt and bell bottoms, waving protest sign in the air on the slopes of Mt. Doom* Hey, man, give peace a chance! *eyes Gandalf* Make love, not war! *winks*

Pippin to Merry in Moria: Hm...not bad.
(Merry stares at him)
Pippin: What? I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the endless rock caverns are actually quite lovely.

(i'll give u more soon!)

Gandalf: Pick a card! Any card!

Gollom: *says something in first person*

Ok, here's my own little version of LOTR I will Survive. Thanx 2 Saruman999 for the insparation *hug*

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli: Oh! We will survive! Just as long as we know how to fight we know we'll stay alive. Cus we've got all these orcs to kill, and rescue Merry and Pippin still. We will Survive! We will Survive! We will Surviiiiiiiive!

And why not do a little bit of Avril Levinge since my little brother is listening to her CD right now?

Uruk-Hai: He was a Gondor boi, I said see you later boi, but how many arrows must I waste? He had a pretty face, which I'm gonna toss up to space. It's never gonna come back down to earth...

And how about some country *gag, choke*

Arwen to Ringwraiths: Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul. It's your misfortune and none of my own. Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul, or the bottom of this river's gonna be your new home.

What do you think??

the Uruk-hai (this will be kind of weak)
Running towards Helm's Deep, they see a huge mud puddle
Leader: Men, lets turn back! We cant cross this! We'll get our feet dirty!
All the Uruk-hai: NOOO! We just got pedicures!!!
and all this after being born out of muck??
LOL [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Don't know if these were posted before, but:
Frodo: Let's stop at McDonald's before we toss this ring.

Isiduir: Okay Elrond,I'll toss the ring.

Reporter: So Mr.Frodo you've destroyed the ring and saved the world,what are you going to do know?

Frodo: I'm going to disneyland!

Here are a few more...

Aragorn to Boromir: Oh my Gawd, Boromir! Will you quit hitting on me! You think I don't know what you really mean when you're talking about how big the horn of Gondor is?

Aragorn to Arwen: Hey! WHy do you have that leather whip? We've never used that...and that looks like Legolas's shirt...ARWEN!!!

Galadriel: *eyes Legolas lustily* I have...more...than just a bow to...give...to you Legolas...

**yes i know i'm very perverted at the moment**

Why to start a new thread while this is still fully "operating"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Pippin: Yes, that sounds like a good idea but shouldn't we first consider all the possibilities, strategy etc.?

Mandos(not exactly a LOTR character but anyway...): ...and they lived all happily ever after!

Saruman: Make peace not war! Let's go and HUG THE TREES!

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Treebeard finally finds the entwives: "Come on baby light my fire..."

Tom Bombadil:

Hey dol merry dol fa la the willow!
My shrink says I can't help these whimsical outbursts!
And my boots are yellow!
Sorry about that!

Goldberry:

Tom, you forgot your medication again.

Gandalf: "Frodo, gimme the ring. I've decided that I want it afterall."

Gimli(in FOTR): "I love elves and elves love me!"

Aragorn: I just can't wait to be king! (sorry, had to do it) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Witch king to Eowyn: Want to take a ride. We'll fly where ever you want to go.

Merry and Pippin: We are stuffed, we can't eat another bite.

I apologize for repeats.

Boromir: Gondor? Pff! Screw Gondor! Let's go set fire to Minas Tirith! I hate that damned White City!

Pippin: I'm an AA member!

Eowyn: OH MY GAWD! I like totally decided to join the Rohan cheerleading squad! I mean, like why would you want to get dirty when you can look pretty and still work hard? Plus, the pom-poms are totally awesome! GO ROHAN!!!! Whoooo!!!! *jumps up and down squealing*

Hee Hee.
Gandalf:Put on a few pounds there eh Shadowfax?
Shadowfax:Look who's talking blubber butt!
Gandalf:I know, I didn't know you could talk!

Sauron:Oh my God!

Gandalf:Hey there Denethor, I've got great news for you!

Nazgul:EEEEEKKKK!(Jumping on chairs)HOBBITS!

Gollum:See ya later guys, smeagols off to work on his tan.

Elrond: YOu shouldn't stay in middle earth Arwen.
Arwen: your right dad, hey, I hope someone's not quoting me on this.

Orcs: Toga! Toga!

Pippin: That's a proper orc drought that was.

An old gaffer in an inn: That was a proper 1420 that was.

Aragorn: Happy Birthday Arwen! *hands her a small box*
Arwen: Aw, You're so sweet! *opens gift. It's a mood ring* It's beautiful! *puts on mood ring*
Aragorn: Look! It's blue! That means you're content!
Arwen: Just what do you mean by <i>that?</i>
*mood ring turns black*
Aragorn: Uh-oh...

Sam: Mr Frodo, you can't hardly walk. I'll have to carry you up the mountain.

Frodo: Would you give it a rest Sam? All I hear every single day is Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo! Can I carry your backpack, would you like some of my water, Mr Frodo, shall I sing you a song, can I give you a goddam backrub?!! Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo, MR FRODO!" My name, Sam, is MR BAGGINS! You got that? B-A-G-G-I-N-S!!!!!!!!! I am your EMPLOYER, not your friend, and you shall address me with RESPECT!

Sam: Gee, I'm sorry Mr Frodo...

Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Gollum: Wow, even I didn't know he was that stressed.

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Aragorn: i will tell you the lay of jil-jalad
Frodo: who was jil-jalad?
Aragorn:
Jil-jalad was an elven guy
from him the bakers made a pie
a pie that had a nice thick crust
to see it was to for it lust

its crust was thick, its base was deep
it was enough to make one weep
the thousand starts in heavens sky
were nothing compared to this succulent pie

but long ago it passed away
what happened to it? none can say
some say twas eaten by some guy
thus came the end of this succulent pie

frodo: It's so moving...

Sauron, what's the big deal about the ring anyways? I can get along fine without it.....

manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk...

yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die!

tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala

varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself?

morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees-
(cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees)

gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard!

legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today
gimli: you dont say? stupid elf
legolas: *punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him*

ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep

Small green hobbit with one eye: MIKE WAKOUSKIE!!!!!!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Where have I heard that song before...? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Tulkas: Oh, come on Melko, dude, make love not war... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Sorry. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

"And another thing, how come there ain't any black hobbits anywhere in the world!?

I mean, you don't see any hobbit ghetto's, any hobbit gangsta's, no hobbit pimps, i mean it's JUST ANOTHER CRACKER PLOT FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!"

-Frodo, after getting more drunk than Gandalf on mardi gras

RATE ME

Arwen- "I want my pendant back, NOW!"

Eomer: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!

Aragorn: Oh my Eomer, isn't it just SO pretty!

LEGOLAS: You know, I think my pants are kinda riding up on me...

Merry: Pippin! I am so sick of you right now! You always said that you would leave me, then you turn around and run off with Gandalf and meet some other guys! Lord knows what you did with them! And you said you loved me!! *getting teary*

Pippin: Merry, I never meant to hurt you! You have to believe me. I would never do that to you!!

Merry: Really?

Pippin: I love you!

Merry: I love you too!

*hug each other*

Pippin: Yeah, every guy at Gondor was already taken, but they were no match to you!

I love Merry and Pippin, but I just wanted to put that in there!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

sam- "hey frodo, Up Yours!"

Gimli- " i feel like a natural womannnnn"

Arwen- "where's my middle-earth midol?!?!"

Celebrian: Orcs know how to party!

Gwahir: Not to worry. We'll take the ring. Back in a flash.

Galadriel: Oh Gimli, you say the sweetest thangs!

Arwen: Hey! If Legolas can take Gimli, why can't I take Aragorn? Not fair!

Cirdan: Tickets please.

hehee! these are fun!!...

gimli whilst fighting uruks: ahhhh!!! my axe is all dirty! *starts polishing it off*

aragorn when given narsil: i shall dub it babecatcher-- i mean, anduril! yeah, anduril! that's what i said... *shifty eyes*

frodo when getting the Ring: no! i don't want it! gold isn't my colour, you want to give me a ring, give me SILVER!!!

when sam jumps out to join the fellowship: frodo's not going anywhere without me! i have an investment of mushrooms with you that i'm not gonna throw away if you just happen to die, frodo!

Merry: Heh heh heh...can't wait for Pippin to sleep...bright shiny knife!

Pippin: Heh heh heh...can't wait for Merry to sleep...bright shiny knife!

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