I think he may have been sorry he missed him :D
Fourteen minutes between my post and yours...I can see I'm going to have to try harder ;)
Please proceed!

:D :D :D

It's not easy, coming over such a hard lie.

Elessar's grand-daddy, perhaps?

Dírhael

Absolutely. Take the thread, Pio!

What did Jack Sprat say to his wife?

I hate all fat!

Hmmmm . . .
 

It's a good thing his wife is not Lalia the Fat. Otherwise, riot would ensue in that household. ;)

Carry on, N. F.!

:cool:

~*~ Pio

Thanks!
 

The Rum Tale. No comment. :smokin:

Is it about Telumehtar?

That would be him.
 

Continue. :smokin:

Mother's advise to her daughters about the rich men who love them: Marri them!

Remmirath! :cool:

Of course! Carry on, Nil!

Thanks!
 

While delivering his long-winded tale to the Council, Elrond didn't realise that

Gloin had drrool,

for he had fallen asleep.

Hador Lorindol? If it is, then you've put in a G that shouldn't be there. ;)

Ach!
 

I was canonically wrong, I guess, but glor and lor are both Sindarin roots for gold. ;)

Nice defence.

Thank you, Alice.

Your turn, NK. :)

Nilpaurion has made another romantic song: "The Nil Luv Tune II".

Ah, c'mon! It's not that hard!

Luthien Tinuviel . . . :)

Yes indeed. Puzzle us with a new one, please!

When the sweet pickles run out, then it's

time t' go dill, NK

~*~ Pio

In the Little Kingdom, perhaps?

If that's right, I'll have to give the credit to a friend of mine...

Most certainly!

Kudos to your friend! :D

~*~ Pio

The smallest mutant started his own restaurant, where he served

Mini-Mutant's Soy

And that restaurant would be located in the beautiful Misty Mountains !

Indeed. Your turn, your highness.

I am really too tired to think up anything clever...so here it is!!! :eek: :)

Sir, ya train

Rainy Stair? But it's supposed to start with an S! :eek:

Oops! NightKnight You are right on both the answer and the fact that I goofed!

My most sincere and humble apologies to anyone hindered due to my wayward, tickle-brained and/or idle-headed divergence from the established rules of this thread. (Have I laid it on thick enough yet? :) ) Errors have been made...others will be blamed!

Don't worry, we all make mistakes...
 

Frodo, upon seeing the Eye of Sauron, thought that it had a dark red rim.

Of course! Your turn!

A pale person's thoughts on tanning:


Burn skin!!! Gory!

Kings' Norbury

That's it!

The next should start with 'Y'

~*~ Pio

Thanks for the hint piosenniel, but I think I remember from the last time I posted! ;)

The hobbit potter gave instructions to his apprentice...
Yes, low kiln

Yellow skin?

Didn't mean to offend, luthien-elvenprincess! :) It's the teacher in me! :eek:

Wanted to draw the quizling's attention to this:

Everyone please come to this year's celebration of the Barrow-Downs' birthday.

See HERE.

~*~ Pio :D

No offense taken, piosenniel :)
You are correct NightKnight. Please proceed!

Glorfindel after some drinks (ok, quite many drinks) at a party: I'm Elrond!