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They giggled when the dragon wasn't there |
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Into an Afro and walked all the more |
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Where he hoped to find some Hobbits to eat |
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But some Rangers saw him sleeping |
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Placed the murder weapon |
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Thief inside his chamber full of gold |
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'Twas the diadem of King Bladorthin! |
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Bilbo refused to adopt for he'd found another |
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In a boating accident on the Brandywine |
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And had half-round, half-pointy ears |
:eek:
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To celebrate their anniversary |
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All throughout the Shire |
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For he poked old Smaug in the eye |
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And he chased poor Bingo from his lair |
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Who was on kissing cousin terms with old Beorn |
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And then the bear headed back home |
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But didn’t recall that they did not exist. |
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in searching for the phone high and low |
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made from Elven hair and Troll shin |
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He left and looked again for Bingo |
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A singer who offered him a drink |
shin rhymes with mean????
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and said, "Ringo, I know a hobbit named Bingo |
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As the idea of Hobbits seemed foolish to him |
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Hobbits are fairy-tales, don't you know?" |
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He shook a leg, saying, "These are Hobbit feet!" |
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He said, pointing to his stomach. "I'm a hobbit, you see!" |
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not primaree!" Bingo shook his head and said, "Nutters." |
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And Bingo gave up and walked away |
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'Till the Elves threw him in a river |
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But Bingo swam safely to the other shore. |
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how the evil Hookbill might be foiled :p |
Evil, indeed. :(
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He cried aloud to the nearby lion |
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He hated to think of somebody boiled. |
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really upset that these dreams gave him no peace :p |
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On his seemingly accursed hovel and Barrow |
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It wasn't raining rain you know, but raining mayonnettes, which is either a soupcon of spread for sandrinches or a bloody awful impaling politeness. So endeth the entr'acte. |
Can we keep it to two lines, please.
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Laughing at the weeping lion |
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"Why are you laughing?" the lion wailed |
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And then danced a very silly dance |
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And the lion sniffled and blew his nose |
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