Unfortunately, the Eagles were attacked by a huge alien spaceship with laser guns.

Fortunately, due to a gross miscalculation in scale, the entire alien battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog.

Unfortunately the eagles were still sticking by that earlier vow and refused to take the Ring to Mordor as they thought it was 'Hobbit work'.

Fortunately Gil-Galad looked on with a smirk seeing how his post is affecting the future of this thread, he steals the ring from the eagles

Unfortunately, he exploded.

Fortunately the fans were upset that Gil-Galad died so they brought him back never to die again

Unfortunately (for Gil at least), the ring was far away by now and the Hobbits found it!

Fortunately (for Gil-galad) the hobbits lost it and he stumbled upon it again.

Unfortunately (for Gil) he stumbled over the Ring and fell headfirst into a never-ending chasm, never to be seen again.

and (fortunately) there was much rejoicing.

Unfortunately, in the great party that was almost never-ending, the hobbits, once again, lost the ring...

Fortunately, a friendly figure in black armour and wielding a mace found it and brought it to the hobbits.

Unfortunately it wasn't Saurons Alter-Ego, Herbert

Fortunately, it was really Tom Bombadil in an extremely strange mood. (Or is this "Unfortunately"...?)

Unfortunately, ( Yes, it is...) his friend, Travelosity's The Travelling Nome, stole it from him whilst he was in mid-verse of his ring ballad...

I think you mean Gnome, Ka... :D

Fortunately, the Gnome was returning the ring to Frodo and the others.

Unfortunately the Nome (have you never read Terry Pratchett Hookbill) was too small to be seen by the Hobbits and they stepped on him by accident.

Fortunately, in doing so, they noticed where the Ring was.

er... no, I haven’t... but I'm told its good, but not as good as Douglas Adams.

Unfortunately, Aragorn showed up and distracted the hobbits, leaving the ring to be stolen by bats!

Fortunately bats don't like to fly in the daylight and so nested in Aragorn's hair.

And Hookbill Pratchett is as good if not better than Douglas Adams.

Unfortunately, Aragorn's hair hadn't been washed in several weeks and smelled so bad that the bats flew off.

Fortunately the bats flew by Gandalf, who angrily put a curse on them which removed their opposable thumbs, thus they dropped the ring...

Unfortunately, in a steamy pile of bat guano!

Fortunately, Gandalf had some gloved with witch to pick it up.

Unfortunately these witchy gloves had a mind a of their own and after picking up the Ring they slid off Gandalf's hands and ran away.

Fortunately they ran right over the volcano and into Mount Doom, thus destroying the ring

Unfortunately, Frodo then woke up and realised that it had all been a dream and the Ring was still there!

Fortunately, he was right next to Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, Sauron had formulated a plan for this eventuality… Mount Doom had Wheels!

Fortunately the motarized mount doom blew it's engine.

Unfortunately, as it had moved a little before it blew the engine, poor Frodo was now back at the bottom of the mountain.

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Fortunatley Frodo Convinced the alien eating dog to carry him back up the mountain

Unfortunately the alien eating dog disappeared as suddenly and mysterious as he had appeared and Frodo fell to the ground and knocked himself unconscious.

FortunatelyGandalf who appears randomly *in scene 24 with beautiful acting* is able to revive him

**An homage to monty python holy grail(for those who didnt relize it at first

Unfortunately, by now, Mount Doom was fixed and fast riding off into the sunset.

Fortunately, the driver was pulled over for speeding by the Mordor Highway Patrol, giving Frodo time to catch up to the mobile volcano.

Unfortunately, The Mordor Highway Patrol was corrupt and let the Mountain drive on.

Fortunately, Frodo had a super-fast sports car and caught up to it.

Unfortunately, it was not an environmentally friendly car, for it had a huge engine and only went 1 mile to the gallon. So naturally, he stopped pretty soon and Mount Doom rolled off into the distance.

Fortunately, Mount Doom also ran out of gas.