Fortunately, a great meteorite came out of the sky, which made them look and see.

Unfortunately Varda lost her nerve when she saw the meteorite--"Who's been bringing down these lovely stars that took me ages to create?!"

Fortunately Stephen Hawking explained to
Varda how to get new stars from some
friendly, neighborhood black holes nearby.

Unfortunately, He was lying. The black Hole is actully a Portal from where the Mary-Sue came From. And when there's One. there will be More!:eek:

Ran out of idea's. Sorry:(

Fortunately Morgoth, who wanted nobody else but him and his minions to be the lords of evil with him as the Great Chief, used all his power to close the black hole portal.

Unfortunately, Some of the mary-sue's got through.

I Know all to Well the Power of the Mary-Sue's. And you think Sauron or Morgoth is Bad?

Fortunately all the Valar, Melkor included, decided to put behind all animosity to battle the Mary-Sues, and even invited Makar and Measse.

Unfortunately The Mary-Sue's Power was Beyond Imagination And the Valar Bearly stand a Chance!:eek:

Persistent these Mary-Sue's are. Actully reading about them as i Write! It's Scary:eek:

Fortunately Aule came forth from his forge, saying he had a machine to put an end to the Sues.

Unfortunately, the Mary Sues had a counter-machine. It also happened to be able to talk and was pink and fluffy.

Fortunately a number of Marty Stus appeared
with counter-counter machines at Aule's request,
to thwart the Mary Sues.

Unfortunately the Mary-Sues were just too pink, too fluffy, and too many.

(Warning: this is a refrence to the Movie's. I sorry:()

Fortunately, Sauron thought about Something. he searched for the Witch-King to ask where Everybody's Favorite orc, Gothmog was. Hoping to find the orc and Scare the Mary-Sue's away.:p

Yep. I really ran out of idea's.

Apparently this Gothmog happened to have been eaten by a Mary Sue. Unfortunately.

Fortunately, Gothmog was still alive and The Mary-Sue Spat him back out. "Ewww, Not very Tasty."

Unfortunately he died of being exposed to bad characterisation.

Fortunately, he was only faking the death and was Pretty much Healthy, Wealthy and Wise.

Well, He doesn't look very "Healthy, Wealthy and Wise" with that look:p

Unfortunately, 5 minutes later, he really did die.

Fortunately, he came back from the dead.... As a ghost!!!!:eek:

Running out of Idea's. Gothing's and Mogging's isn't going to last long.:p

Unfortunately, ghosts aren't aloud in Middle-earth, so he commited suicide (or at least tried to).

Fortunately, Melkor claims to have a good idea.

Unfortunately, The idea was Less-Likely to be succesfull and was Fairly dangerous

Fortunately, Eru decided he wasn't happy with Arda the way it was, and decided to start from scratch.

Unfortunately he forgot to make Melkor un-evil so the rebellion of that weird guy continued

Fortunately, this time, no-one else joined.

Unfortunately he held a really large tantrum much like a whiny kid who doesn't get his supply of sweets or is forced to eat veggies. :D

Fortunately Eru practiced good parenting, and dealt with the issue swiftly.

Unfortunately Turin accidentally blasted off some unknown-of before experiment of Aule.

Fortunately Aule's new experiment consisted of a
friendly ice hockey game (played on the Helcaraxe)
between orcs and a Noldo third division team (to
equal the odds) to determine mastership of Beleriand.

Unfortunately, and predictably, the orcs cheated.

Fortunately, they still lost.

Unfortunately, during the Noldo win Maedros's
prosthetic hand came off and was carried
by a gleeful balrog back to Thangorodrim.

Fortunately, he grew a new hand (Maedhros, not the Balrog!:p)

Unfortunately, the Balrog also grew a new, more HORRIBLE, hand.

Fortunately (although not for the balrog)
he was watching the mst3000 version of
the Crawling Hand and the hand decided
to strangle the balrog on the theory that
one good hand deserves another.

Unfortunately in the midst of all this there came a hurricane.

Fortunately, It only swept the Balrog away.

Unfortuantely, it came back.

Fortunately, Another hurricane came:p

Unfortunately, Another Balrog came and his name was johnny.......