Fortunately, Aragorn came in and noticed frodo beginning to fall in love with arwen

(that's the best i can come up with so far. Trying to get better though)

Unfortunately, he was so outraged that he ran Frodo through with Andúril.

Fortunately, it was only a ceremonial rubber
Anduril which only tickled Frodo.

Denied!
 

I said "he ran Frodo though"!

Deal with it!:p

Fortunately Mandos wasn't quite willing to accept Frodo in his halls and had him restored to full health.

Unfortunately, Frodo still had the Wound(Which is actully a hole) Aragorn had given him..

What is anduril a "Morgul Blade"?

Fortunately, Arwen sewed it up.

[What in Middle-earth does your question mean, Babidi Buu?]

Unfortunately, she sewed it up with elven rope, which just made things worse!

(Anduril is the farthest thing from a Morgul Blade. Morgul blades are, well, those wielded by the Nazgul, like the knife that pierced Frodo on Weathertop. Anduril is the sword reforged from the shards of Narsil which was used to cut the Ring from Sauron's lovely hand.)

Fortunately the elven-rope had magical properties which, apart from the marijuana-ish side effect, healed Frodo.

Unfortunately, the marijuana-ish side effect gave Frodo the munchies, and he stuffed himself with Lembas until the stitches burst open.

Fortunately, Frodo didn't.

Frodo didn't what?

Burst open.

Unfortunately by some twist of fate Frodo was allergic to some other component of the Elven rope (or the needle used was dirty) that he needed to go to Elrond directly.

Fortunately the Spanish Inquisition appeared (which
surprised everyone) and Frodo confessed he was
actually fine and was just hoping someone would feel
sorry for him, put him in a comfy chair, and get him a
nice cup of tea.

Unfortunately, Frodo was a liar!

Just joking around ^_^ I knew Anduril was not a Morgul Blade. I just said that because of my Unfortunately thingy about Frodo still having the wound (Or hole)
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Fortunately, the nice cup of tea had some kind of Magic that would not alow frodo to lie

Hope that's not a refrence to something else..

Unfortunately, not being able to lie, Frodo confessed
that he never wanted to be a ringbearer, preferring
to be a lumberjack in British Columbia,
where he could sing, sing sing...

Fortunately, because he hasn't got a "best girlie by his side", he's technically not allowed to.

Unfortunately Morgoth got out of the Void by some weird chance and decided to go on vacation on the exact same spot where Frodo was

Fortunately, they hit it off and became
a big hit on off-Broadway doing a revival of
The Odd Couple.

Unfortunately, Morgoth got drunk one night and killed all the musicians with a cheeseboard.

Fortunately, the musicians were replaced by
an all-girl dwarf band from Erebor.

Unfortunately, Sauron had booked an all-male black metal band for Morgy's amusement way way way beforehand

Fortunately both bands dozed off while listening
to the Contemporary Blues Sound of the D.M.D.
(Dead Men of Dunharrow), who put on a great
benefit concert at the Stone of Dunharrow
every March 7th.

Unfortunately when Sauron saw what was happening he wasn't able to keep it in and cried, "It took me an awful lot of money and a hell lot of trouble booking that band, Morgy!"

Fortunately Manwe came up with a solution,
a Battle of the Bands! At Varda's suggestion
(since she wa sick of Morgy's whining and hated
Heavy Metal bands) to be played every March 23-25.

As she observed to all the Valar
PSYCH, MORGOTH!!!

P.S. The dwarf band decided to lead with "Pretty Woman."

Unfortunately a great fissure opened up in the ground and everyone fell in.

Fortunately the sides of the fissure were made of
soft, spongy rock and gently slid everyone to a
giant ampitheater ideal for musicians.

Unfortunately because Ulmo was against any rock band he sabotaged electricity and no one can now plug anything.

Fortunately, though it was ideal for musicians, it was actually made to house gladiators fight to the death or against wild beasts from far Harad, and they were all forced to join in by Makar, who even though was got rid of, apppeared out of the mists of scribbles.

Unfortunately for competitive sports the first
match turned out to be one of Sauron's pteradactyls
against Lobelia S-B with her umbrella. It was horrible!
(The pteradactyl never had a chance). :(

Furtunately, Even though it was one of Saurons pteradactyl, the Valar took pity on the poor creature. No creature deserves a fate like that!

Fate worse then death probably

Unfortunately Melian mistook the pterodactyl as a huge bat and tried to shoo it with her magical powers

Fortunately the pteradactyl managed to buy a very nice
cave condominium in Menegroth from Thingol, since he
figured the pteradactyl could be useful in controlling
those pesky dwarves.

Unfortunantly, the pteradactyl decided to pick up techno dancing and was forced to leave the condominium.

Fortunately a new creature emerged from Luthien's chambers, a result from the magic she's been using to free herself from Hirilorn

Unfortunately the creature proved to be
Woody Allen's pet robot in the 1973
movie Sleepers, so it wasn't very much help.

fortunately a really random Mary-Sue from some other dimension came into the party of fortunes and un-fortunes we've been talking about

Unfortunately, Everyone started having a Panic attack (Mostly Legolas)