Elrond: Wait a minuet! That wasn't in the book!

OR

Elrond: Why does that Balrog have wings?

Gilgalad: Why wouldn’t it?

Elrond: ... :mad:

http://lilithlotr.ejwfiles.net/2003c...d-gilgalad.jpg


see if that works...

Gil-Galad: Can't touch this na na na na na, Stop! Gil-Galadster time now

Elrond: were doomed...


(I know i'm awesome...)

Elrond and Gil-galad (simultaneously): "Dagor my head, why didn't I get rid of the mullet so I could wear the stupid helmet?"

Gil-Galad: I'm so awesome...this is going to be great!

Elrond: what? you do realize your going to die don't you?

Gil-Galad: with all the script changes who knows! so i have a chance of not dying!

Elf in middle: 'High King of the Elves or not, if he makes that 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' crack again I'm gonna ram this banner right up his *%&£"!!!!'

Gil Galad: 'First thing I'm doing when I get back is patenting this stomach mounted roller towel. That'll show 'em I'm not mad! Hope that Elrond jerk doesn't steal my idea!'

Elrond: 'The king is clearly mad...but with the Valar's help he shall fall soon, & then I shall be king of all the Elves, with a stomach mounted roller towel all of my own....'

Elrond proudly goes into battle wearing the Blue Peter badge he won for making his armour out of an empty washing up liquid bottle, a toilet roll and some sticky backed plastic.

Elrond: I can't believe my eyes! My sword is melting!

OR

Elrond: It's times like this I really wish the istari were here!

Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am!

Elrond: I don't think that will scare the Orcs off.

Gilgalad: Who said anything about scaring them off?

http://www.legomirk.com/lotrscript2003/21.jpg
To Frodo's horror, cows really could fly. :eek::p

Frodo hides away in a secret hole where he can hide away from Gandalf the grey un-... you know the rest.

Frodo: hey ringwraith what are you doing?

nazgul: baginssss

Frodo: i didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquistion!

Spanish Inquistion: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION

Since 1520 the Thains of the Tooks liked to use the popular campaign slogan 'there'll be a chicken in every pot.' After the Great Chicken Invasion of 1618, Cordonbleu MacCullough won the office of Chief Chicken with his version of the slogan--'there'll be a hobbit in every pot.'

Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!"

The fear of the White Face is proven to be highly contagious.

(nice, i saw Ceasar too i think it was about a month ago)

Frodo: who didn't see this coming? honestly?

Funny, I thought Dom was the one with the heroin addiction.

Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures? :confused:

Alas, Frodo had dropped the Ring somewhere between The Green Dragon and Bag End in his drunken state. "I've got to find it or Gandalf's going to kick my backside from here to Mordor!"

No, I can't see them either. Is this a conspiracy?

You should be able to see these then;

The Elrond and Gilgalad picture;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ndGilgalad.jpg

The Frodo Pic

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...omba/Frogo.jpg

That better?

Frodo hides in the undergrowth as the furious Elves search for the Ring.

(Paul Merton-esque, I think) ;)

Elrond thinks "When is Gil-galad going to admit that we are lost in the fog ..... I don't even think we are in Mordor anymore....."

Frodo has a League of Gentlemen moment " Precious things!!!!! / ..... we didn't burn them...!"

Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant.

Elrond: Ack! It's the Dark Lord of Mordor!
Gil-Galad: Duuuuuuuude! Check out the size of that mace! That's pretty rad, man.

However, Frodo does not know weather to be relived or frightened further when Sam says he can see them too.

Frodo: "Sam...tell me that's your stomach growling."

The village decided that Frodo was a werewolf.

Frodo: "I'm sorry Mr Gamgee, I know you only brought it in for an oil filter change, but you need some new brake pads, an exhaust and your big end's gone."

Frodo looks up to see............ No, not Gollum....... No, not Shelob...... No, not even an Easterling or Faramir. He sees an army of Elves, led by Elrond.

Elrond: Wait! We're supposed to be fighting Orcs, not looking at Frodo cowering! Gil-Galad, your navigating got us lost again! We're not even in the right chapter! Give me that map!

Elrond: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your brother Elrohir, your daddy Elrond is protecting and defending all of middle-earth.

Gil-Galad: (to Elladan and Elrohir) Awesome! You got like three feet of air on that one.

Gil-Galad: lets kick it old school!

Elrond: i'm more for Elvish pop-dancing

Elrond wants to have a chat with Aragorn following the "Aragorn and Arwen: more than kissing" scene.

Elrond suddenly stops in the middle of battle to ponder: 'Why, since I am the most important elf and therefore need the most protecting, was I not given a helmet?' :eek:

AND

Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese.

Elrond and his army set out to find poor Frodo who has taken the last piece of cheese. :D

AND THEN

Frodo is caught eating the last cookie. :p

At the last minute, Elrond remembers that the sword in the display case, which he grabbed in a mad rush to beat Gil-Galad to the fields, is in fact, the styrofoam copy...

Elrond: Great! What am I going to do with this? Play nurf-ball?!

Gil-Galad: Nurf? Where? I'm open!


~ Slightly boring Ka

Elrond: Okay, this is getting out of hand. A new picture, if you please.

Frodo: I hope they don't find this embarrassing picture of me and Sam at Mount Doom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...andhisface.jpg

Saruman: Just thinking of Gandalf the grey uncloaked gives me the shivers.

Grima: I really think that is getting old.

Saruman's new assistant, The Hair, was much cleverer than Grima, however he had an irritating tendency to bring out the worst of the old wizard's allergies.

Christopher Lee: "And this is how I'm going to audition for the King of the Dead..."

Grima: What, you egg!
*Stabbing him*
Young fry of treachery!

Saruman: He has kill'd me, mother:
Run away, I pray you!
*Dies*

PJ: Wait a moment...