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Grima: I hope he's finally trying to find the cure for male pattern baldness.
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Saruman: "Eureka! Two chicken legs are equal to some cauliflower and a bit of batwing! I'LL BE RICH! ER!"
Or... Grima only went into Saruman's room to get a book because he had to, and even then he tried to avoid looking at the wizard playing with his "Action Figures". S: Rarr, rarr! I'll get you, Talonman! *in a deeper voice* Not today, Birdbrian! Let me introduce you to my new Destruct-O-Scale! *a higher voice* Nooooo! Or... Grima: So...the secret to your blasting powder is dried chicken legs? Saruman: Exciting, isn't it? I can't tell you how pleased I was to discover that. Or... Grima: You had Khazad-Dūm Fried Chicken and you didn't tell me?!? Or... Saruman the Werewolf finishes off the last of the poor henwife's chickens. Or... Saruman Many-Colored, even though he had become rather destructive of the environment since his days at The White, retained the habit of always, always using the whole chicken. |
Grima: Burning incense eh? Don't you think that's a little obvious? I saw you pick up Gandalf's lost pouch of Old Toby. You hypocrite!
Cool pic, where did this one come from I wonder? |
Saruman has been watching movies again...
Saruman: now the undead are going to come...but all i need is MY BOOMSTICK!!!
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Chicken Dippers, Orthanc style
Saruman: Wormtongue, would you be a good fellow and pass the ketchup?
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Grima wonders why he ever took up with Saruman...
First rings, robes, and a fascination with colors, now he's obsessed with candles! What next? |
Saruman: and they laughed at me grima... at wizard school... but i'l lshow them! i'll show them all!!! ha ha ha
Grima: err...sir...the pizza is here Saruman: did you tip the delivery man? Grima: err...no Saruman: good man |
Grima: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord Saruman. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen ring, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the hobbit's hidden...(choked by the force).
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Grima: Master, do you really think half-man half-chicken soldiers are such a good idea ...?
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Grima:Look at all the pretty candles.
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Grima: What are you doing?
Saruman: You see, the chicken legs are the perfect ingredients for my new brand of washing powder. You can put whites in with colours and they never run! Later... |
Whilst puttering about when was not supposed to, Grime stops to check his ever-receeding hair line in the side of a bowl and thinks while 'fluffing' his hair...
Saruman: I can answer your question, and it's no. There is never enough hair on one side to cover the rest of your ugly head. Why don't you just shave it all off and top it with a wig or something... Grima: Um... I've already tried? Saruman: Hmm... Then you can get a new one because I can't stand to be seen with you and you can test out my NEW poultry Miracle Grow at the same time! ~ Exceedingly Dull to-day Ka |
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Grima looks upon his predecessor
SARUMAN: Grima...did I ever tell you what happened to my last servant who chucked the Palantir out of the window?
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Grima: So that's where he gets those fabulous false nails from. Now if only I could find his nail polish...
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Cor Blimey Guv`nor, shine a light!
Sarumans attempts at making an artificial light source, due to Grima forgetting to pay the Electrikery Bill.
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Grima: I've been meaning to ask; where exactly do you come from?
Saruman: The same place as the music. Grima: ... :rolleyes: ... |
"Grima, watch and learn. We keep the empty bargain bucket and simply put a couple of these old chicken feet in the bottom, cunningly add a few batter bits and some lard, then we get straight on the blower to the Fried Chicken shop. Hey presto! Free fried chicken for a whole month. That's magic."
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Saruman: Be quiet. I am in the process of fabricating a new picture.
http://www.erzaweb.com/FDP/Aragorn%2...he%20Rings.jpg Aragorn(in amazement): Wow, no one has ever been able to withstand my BO for such a long period of time. Except you. :rolleyes: |
The moment before Aragorn realised he'd used glue instead of Shaving foam.
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In another room, Elrond hopes Arwen won't notice that he replaced Aragorn with a cardboard cutout after the real one died in battle.
Or Aragorn: Watch the extensions! They're real horse hair. Arwen: So that's what happened to Bill... |
My mind to your mind,
My thought`s to your thought`s Aragorn gets a mind meld from a pointy eared vulcan |
Aragorn: 'Well, it started as this boil on my ear......'
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Gorn gets that glazed look in his eye, as the wife tells him about the new shoes she just bought.
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Arwen: "I can smell polo mints..."
Aragorn tries to give a nonchalant look as Arwen checks his breath for evidence of pipeweed. |
Here we see one of Arwen and Aragorn's frequent fights, often ending with him being confused and getting slapped. :rolleyes:
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"Sauron has placed a curse on me, dear; so unless you hold my head in place forevermore, it will fall off my shoulders."
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1430 S.R. - Arwen tries in vain to hold up her husband's sagging face...
Arwen: Eh! Why won't it stay up! This 'aging' thing is rather annoying you know... Aragorn: Have you tried clear tape? Arwen: Hmm, that a good one! ~ Slightly Porvacative Ka |
The rough hand was a dead giveaway: Aragorn realises that this is not Arwen, it is an Orc in disguise and designed to ensnare; a wicked deception of Sauron.
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Saruman pic:
Saruman: Grima! There's a foot in my chicken soup! :p A&A: Aragorn raises his femmish hand to his face. (is femmish a word?) :p Nim ;) |
Arwen hopes to turn Aragorn onto Tic tacs...someday...someday!
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Arwen : so like my own dear fiancee but clean!!!
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Galadriel has competition
ARWEN: You...will...kill Frodo...take...the Ring...and deliver it to me...
ARAGORN: Yes, master. Er, I mean... |
Arwen: No. Your contact is still there.
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Arwen: oh why do i always fall for you Hydrophob's?
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Arwen: "Tell me the truth. Do you think my father is a jerk?"
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Saruman and Grima pic:
As Grima fills in for Snape as Potions Teacher: Grima: No, Saruman, first add the dragon scale, then the chicken leg. We've already been through this, haven't we? Well? Saruman: (freezes in mid-action): Oh, oops. What do I do now? Arwen and Aragorn pic: the following one isn't mine, I saw a verion of this somewhere and I thought it was funny so...: Arwen: Do you remember when we first met? Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream. Arwen: Do you remember what I told you? Aragorn *sigh* Yes...You said I needed a shower and a shave. |
Just as he prepares to kiss his beautiful bride Aragorn notices a small weasel on her left shoulder.
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Arwen: I'm so sorry, but its time for a new picture!
http://lilithlotr.ejwfiles.net/2003c...d-gilgalad.jpg Elrond: What in the world is that? Gilgalad: Its a wizard... uncloaked. They are quite common these days... |
All thoughts of battle are brushed aside as Elrond remembers that purple goes officially out of fashion in just under two minutes.
Or Elrond's horror as the Orcs appear wearing the exact same shade of purple. |
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