Is it possible?
 

Gandalf: This robe is rather itchy.

Saruman: Please, Gandalf stop looking for excused so you can be Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Saruman the Notoriously Light-Footed attempts to teach Gandalf of the Clod Feet the springle-ring.

Saruman: Look! Look! If I stand on my tippy-toes it looks like I'm levitating! See?
Gandalf: *grumble grumble*

Saruman: "Gandalf, is your robe made of terri cloth or is it velour?"

Gandalf: "Why it's velour, why do you ask?"

Saruman: "Oh just interested that's all, I prefer a 100% cotton robe myself, but I've always wondered what a silk robe would feel like"

Gandalf: "Hmmmmm....interesting"

Saruman pulling Gandalf by the beard: Now, where did it go?

Gandalf: I don't know. I was on top of the tower and my hat just flew off.

Saruman: I don't even HAVE a hat.

Gandalf sulks when he realises that theconcept of "dress down Friday" has not reached Isengard....

Gandalf invites Grima and Theoden to sit down to discuss regime change in Gondor.

( ** Gandalf, Thoeden and Grima pic.)

Gandalf (As Lord Henry): Grima! Guess what?! You're going to age, sag, and turn vindictively cranky! Just like Theoden here!

Theoden (As Basil Hallward): Oh Grima! Don't Listen to Gandalf! He's such a bad influence on your nature! Now, could you pose for me? Pleeeeease?

Grima (As, you guess it, Dorian Gray): But... But... I don't wanna turn ugly, old and be able to pretend I can't hear anyone! I want to be a boy forever!

Gandalf: TOO LATE! HA!

Theoden: Hee! Hee! Oh, Gandalf! At your antics again!

Grima: (face suspended in shock) waaaaah...

~ I love The Picture of Dorian Gray Ka

*long silence*
Gandalf: Come on... what was my line? Think, Ian, THINK!!
Saruman: See, THIS is why I don't work with amatures! I was DRACULA, for crying out loud. I don't have to deal with this!

Old Age
 

SARUMAN: Not a bad little place for my retirement, is it? Nice demolishable forests, cool dark tower, army of minions...

GANDALF: I know I wasted my entire pensions fund for 3000 years on tobacco. Stop rubbing it in.

Saruman: You see, I have to keep my hand here, as my belt is broken. I need to find some way of keeping my trousers up.

Gandalf: Ever thought of getting a different belt?

Saruman: ...

Saruman and Gandalf added some extra panache to their moves as they 'put their right arm in' during the Hokey Cokey at the Wizards' Annual Party.

Saruman: And the ring has the power to give me rune ship over all Middle Earth, blah, blah, blah … … …

Gandalf *thinking*: I think I need some more shoes... maybe I'll stop off in rohan, I may drop in on Theoden..

Saruman: Are you listening?

Gandalf: I wonder if he knows he's fondling my beard?

Gandalf: I'm so terribly lonely, and nobody loves me...
Saruman: Yeah, yeah, some other time. My new issue of Wizard's Weekly has just arrived, and there's a special feature on robe dyeing.

Gandalf: "He's rubbing his tummy: he is probably about to devour me."

Saruman- 'Hey Gandalf, ya ever played 'Tune in Tokyo'?

Saruman: will you look at this crazy new picture!

Gandalf: hmmm...i suppose they'll be plump enough to eat

Saruman: bloody ninja wannabe cannibal wizard...

http://www.jaganaud.de/tolkien/contents/rfaq/bakshi.jpg

Hobbits: *singing* Oh we do like to be beside the sea side...

Hobbits: lets sing our way through Mordor!

a year later, war was beginning

Minas Tirith Captain: what happen?

Minas Tirith soldier: somebody set us up the bomb

Gasp! Saruman turned the hobbits into cartoons?! :eek:

Little did Frodo know that Merry had plans more than to just play music, there was an odd incentive that rang in the air that spelt: "BUDGET CUT!! LOOKING FOR AMPLE SLACKERS TO ENTERTAIN HIS GREATNESS - SARUMAN OF MANY FREE LEAF!"


~ Guess That Ka

This will terrify the Orcs.

Rohan vows revenge on the messenger who confused "Ride to Gondor for aid" with "Ride to the Von Trapp's for aid".

And Frodo didn't think he could look any cuter....

Shameless plugging ...
 

An early publicity shot of Steppenwarg.

Ugh! I just can't get over their hair!
 

Peter Jackson: But there's one more scene I need in there!

Someone else: But the actors are all off on vacation, there's no way we can get them in on time. The cut-off's tomorrow!

Jackson: Get me an animator! Let's do this scene.

Someone else: The audience will never notice.

Peter Jackson in a drunken stupor: Yea, this will be a good idea...

OR

This went some way to proving Tolkien’s words "The Lord of the Rings should never be dramatised!"

A cut scene from LotR: Elijah and co. encounter all-new adversaries...
 

"You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!"

Elijah: "Oh no! Evil twins!"

Sam: Oh no you're not!

Frodo: Its not a pantomime, ye fool of a … er… Gamgee.

After solving their latest puzzle, Scooby Doo and the gang were surprised to find Hobbits standing in the way of the Mystery Machine.

A new Boy Band, The Hobbeatles decide to make their obligatory cartoon adventures, before they are famous. They can be seen here singing their new song: Can`t buy me Food.

Postscript for the above:


I`ll give you a Golden Ring my friend
If you make the Uruks go away
I`ll give you anything my friend if you fade Old Witchy away
I don`t care too much for praising, being a hero won`t buy me food

Something like that would do. It wouldnt matter if it was a good song, as long as they danced in time and had a pretty smile.

The music plays in order to introduce a new picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9416.jpg

Saruman: He, he, he! Look at it! Its SO cool! It’s going to blow up Helms deep!

Grima: Pff! He calls me immature...

Grima glares in envy at the new toy Saruman got for Christmas. :mad:

Grima didn't have the slightest idea what Saruman was doing.

While Saruman faffs about with a small chicken leg, Grima cleverly pockets the spare change that the wizard left lying about.

or...

Grima: Do the chickens have large talons?
Saruman: Why, yes, you can see the talons right here.

Saruman: Look, if you don't want any of my cooking, go and make a sandwich!

Someone likes Harry Potter...
 

Grima: But I wanna be Snape! I have the cloak and everything!
Saruman: It's my potions set, I get to be Snape.

Or

Grima edges towards the window as the smell from Saruman's experimental cooking becomes overpowering.