Sam couldn't help but grimace as he began to pull a tiny weasel from his forehead.

The disappearance of the lembas hit Sam harder than he expected.

Sam should never have made that crack about Frodo punching like a girl...

I guess there was more in them cakes than honey!


Sam: I just got dumped for Gollum...what is up with that!

Sam: "I can't take it any more! I finally defeated the Shelob boss level and the damn playstation crashes on me!"

Rosie pulls a Jennifer Wilbanks on Sam.

When Frodo took "Rock, paper, scissors" too far.

Sam bonks his head on the wall.
Ah! Taters, that hurt!

Sam: this isn't right! he should understand me for me!


(this can be referenced back to legendary frog... :smokin: )

just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, Sam's allergies kicked in high gear and he had earlier used the last Claritin to seditate Gollum...

Sam: why! Why! WHY ME!

Frodo ( from off to the distance): Hey? What happened to Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo? I was starting to like all that worship...


~ Another yet seemlessly confrontal Ka

S*sob: "Nooo! Li'l Brudder! He's got the heart of a champion!"

Where are those keys? :mad: :(

OR

Sam: Balrogs DO so have wings. :( Why can't you see that?

Frodo: Erm, because they DON'T have wings!

Sam: THEY DO! THEY DO!

Sam, "I really thought the new deodorant would help..."

Sam ponders on the crucial moment when he accidentally gave Gollum the One Ring and let him escape.

Meanwhile back in Rohan....
http://sagralisse.mediawood.net/ttt_...rnard_brad.jpg
Mr. Jackson informs the trio what todo...

Grima: Wait, did you say you wanted us to clip Gandalf's nose hairs?

Theoden: Oooh, that sounds so fun, maybe we could all paint our fingernails next!

Inside Meduseld: A Hidden Camera...
 

...uncovering a darker side of Rohan.

Theoden laughs heartily as Grima makes fun of a disabled street urchin.

Bernard Hill was the only one who laughed at Peter Jackson saying, "This will blow you away" while wheeling a large fan onto the stage.

Peter: can we get on with it?

Grima: good news, were no longer the men that say Neet!

Theoden: neet

Grima: shhh

Theoden: BUNDLE!!!!!!

Having tired of seeing Gandalf uncloaked, the men now plot the moment when Eowyn's skirt will fly up.

Aragorn was tied to a chair and given fashion tips by Gandalf the Peroxide, Theoden Bling and Grima Voguetongue...

Ian: Peter, we wanted to ask, to clarify, when Theoden is being exercised, where is all that light coming from?

The same place as the music...

Grima: You see, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding. My lord Theoden wasn't under any evil influence, he just really needed a bath. And now that he's had one, he looks much better!
Theoden: *beams* I gotta be clean!
Gandalf: Oh. *is puzzled* I really thought Saruman had something to do with this, but... yes, the bath does seem to have done him a world of good.

Grima: i got a question, how come every movie Bernard Hill has been in that i've seen, he dies like in the middle or at a climax of the movie? i mean i would expect it in one of you horrible movies there Peter? i mean why can't Bernard give a chance huh? and all these other actors! i know their not hte best and this movie isn't great after some wacko like tolkien devised it...oh i'm so dying in the first five minutes aren't i?

Everyone: yep

Another scene is spoiled as Bernard Hill realises his mum has turned up in the audience with her camcorder and he gives a big smile for her latest home movie.

Play is halted as an attractive eligible bachelorette walks past the set.

3 King Christmas Pageant
 

<sings> We three kings of Orient aaarrreee!!!!!

Gandalf: Oh shut up Théoden! It was funny the fist time, but nine days later, it’s wearing a bit thin!

PJ: 'Ok guys, you know how much effort we've gone to to be faithful to the professor's book? Well, we thought that when Grima says his line to Eowyn about 'a hutch to trammel some wild thing in we'd have an actual hutch in the back of the shot....'

Dourif in bad british accent: 'Ohh, Peeterr, you arre soo insiiightfuul.'

Hill: 'Ha! Haa! HaHaHaHaHa. HaHa!!! My character's mad you know! HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa!

McKellen: (Thinks)'What am I doing here? I'm a knight of the British stage. I thought this was supposed to be a production of The Doll's House. Wonder if my agent's got me that Corrie gig...

Bernard laughs smugly as everyone casts accusing looks in Jackson's direction when a suspiciously eggy odour is detected. He was going to blame Gimli.

Ian: Peter I think your cameos are getting a little weird I mean you seriously want me to stand here long enough to get your hair in the shot...only the people on the barrowdowns will notice( ;) ) so why do it?

Théoden: Ha ha ha!
Gandalf: What are you laughing at?
Théoden: The New picture of course.

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Saruman: You see I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side...

Saruman: as you see Gand- wait here...hey you crazy kids get off my lawn! i'll blow your bloody head up with my crazy ninja wizard powers! yeah you better run! i'll bite your bleeding legs off!...*cough* now where was I?

Gandalf: something about giving me power over the Istari

Saruman: oh yeah...wait...oh you almost got me there Gandalf! good one!

Gandalf: well, you know...

Saruman: do it again and i'll stab your eyes out! okay lets go to my tower now

(anyone who PM's me what references i took the above context from will make me mildly surprised...)

Saruman: Come, Gandalf. Take my hand and we shall skip merrily across the grassy grounds of Isengard.

Gandalf: Erm, no thanks!

Saruman: Now Gandalf, just let me remove this dead leaf from your beard...

Saruman: Gandalf I need to show you something. Look at my right hand, isn't it horrible. Its a strange difformidy that runs in my family, or atleast I think it does. Where are they? :rolleyes: :confused:

Saruman: The hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!!!
Gandalf: Oh, when will this loon shut up?!