Fortunately its time to get back on topic

Fortunately, a mad Oliphaunt trampled all the zombies flat.

Unfortunately, zombie threads can not be trampled on, so they stayed alive on other computers (Except the one that was trampled)

Fortunately, he trampled the entire Internet.

Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.

Fortunately, Harvard gave McCaber an honorary PhD in Applied Lycanthropy.

Unfortunately, the villagers lynched him before he could get anything out of the degree.

Fortunately he at least got a meal of the Harvard professors.

Unfortunately for the Harvard professors, they
encountered a vengeful McCaber, now starring in
"Young Frankenstein II, He's Back With An Attitude!"
(The love child of Elizabeth and the monster?)

Fortunately, Eru slipped and fell on the reset button.

Unfortunately, this caused everything to revert to the way it was in the beginning, and thus Morgoth was no longer stuck in the Void.

Fortunately, Morgoth was not et Morgoth, as such, and still, Melko, and not yet evil, and all the other Valar liked him (except Ulmo, the outcast, with his amazing foresight).

Unfortunately, Melkor had somehow kept all his memories from before the reset and was therefore still evil.

Fortunately (for Melko) the other Valar didn't know this and were still his friends

Unfortunately, Ulmo found out!

Fortunately, he told he other Valar



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Unfortunately, it was too late and Morgoth had taken over the universe.

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil has run out of ideas that end in the total destruction of Arda and beyond

Unfortunately, other people than Menel still had these ideas.

Fortunately, I'm not one of them

Unfortunately, I am one of them and THE DRAGON CAME!

Fortunately, he got really sick and died.

Unfortunately, before he died he caused some major havoc.

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Fortunately, that havoc was undermined by Gandalf. and became nuisance havoc.

Unfortunately, this made Major Havoc sad. With his demotion, he was only a Corporal Havoc.

Fortunately, he died and became Incorporeal Corporal Havoc.

Unfortunately, Professor Chaos

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came by and recruited him to his cause

Fortunately, his cause was "looking as absurd as possible while sharing chocolate bars with his pet bat in the stairwell of a large and very ugly central European university EDIT and chanting "yes, I am on topic, Tolkientolkientolkien".

Unfortunately, the Hare (that started off as hair in page 1) returned again in the arms of Zombie-Johnny-the-stinking-Balrog

Fortunately, they both smelled nice!

Unfortunately, that amounted to almost nothing.

Fortunatey they were frozen for two years (using superior cryogenicss to what we have now, that actually worked)

Unfortuately, Prof. Chaos and Corporal Havoc mistook them for fudgesicles and ate them.

Fortunately this did not matter, as they were only their stunt doubls, and the real ones were safely locked away in mount doom

Unfortuantely, Mount Doom became Mt. Zoom once again!

Fortunately, it drove off a cliff and fell into the sea.

Unfortunately, the Sea was so sick of the Mount Zoom joke that it threw it back onto the land with a roar.

Fortunately, the Hare and Johnny escaped unscathed

Unfortunately, Johnny and the hare disappeared into oblivion.

Fortunately, oblivion was actually Bilbo's house, and they were all well fed and happy.