Victory...
 

...for Theoden King in the All-Rohan pensioners marathon, despite a strong challenge from Gandalf, who in Valinor was called Adidas.

Theoden: Oooh, a penny!

Or

When the ice-cream van visits, neither demonic possession or crippling age can stop Theoden. But those steps might.

Theoden: *wheeze* Third step... *splutter* Fourth... *wheeeeze, cough* Must rest... been sat down... too many years...

Gandalf: Watch out! Banana skin!

Theoden takes a slide down the Bumpety Slide of Terror at Edoras Theme Park.

Legolas: while Theoden runs away from Gandy being uncloaked, i'll make my move on Eyown..."My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending"


(legendary frog can be related to everything)

LOTR meets Star Wars meets modern day
 

Theoden Skywalker, with cut off right hand, runs frantically away. With Gandalf screaming, 'Hoo's ya daddy?!!'

Theoden sulkily stomps off after being turned away from the Meduseld Shopping Centre for wearing a hoodie.

Soldier beside Hama: 'Somebody grab him! He's just nicked my wallet!'
Theoden: 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!'
Hama:'He's still not right, you know. Magic's all very well, but I still say we should have used ECT.'
Legolas:'I don't see how elvish curling tongs would have helped, even if I was prepared to lend them to you.
Gimli: 'Bloody nancy boy!'
Eowyn: 'Of course, my hair is naturally curly!'
Legolas: 'Bitch!'

Legolas: *pushes Eowen**catches her* Saved your life! *does it again* Saved you life again! *and again* Hah! Saved you life again!

Eowen: Ah! Stop it!

Theoden: "Quick! Help! My best underpants have blown off the washing line and are winging their way to Mordor!"

Theoden set off to find the person who stole his shoes....

Theoden decides he'd best as much distance between himself and Gandalf as he can before his secret agent (to G.'s right) runs Gandy through. "Hehe, choose my best horse will you!?"

Gandalf: AND STAY OUT!

Theoden: Kick me out of the band; I'll make them all pay.

Theoden was quickly kicked out of the dance when he did his "Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked" disco move.

Gandalf to Theoden: Okay! Now, watch your step, the first one is the hardest, but it will become eaiser with each step! Take your time we'll all be waiting for you right here!"

Theoden decending: *Creeeek. Creeeeek... Ow...

... Two hours later:

Eowyn: So... Anyone up to a cup of coffee?

Everyone at the top: YES!

Theoden eventually makes it to the bottom, only to discover that he had left his proper shoes inside.

Theoden: Looks at feet, "What the? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

... And finishes off with a classic Stop-dance of Rohan...

~ Presently humourious ka

Theoden, inspired by his new leg-warmers, decides to recreate a scene from Kids From Fame on the steps at Meduseld. His impromptu song and dance routine is somewhat spoiled by the fact that he has inadvertently tucked the back of his robe into his pants.

*Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go*

Where will you be when overactive bladder strikes?

*And I don't have to go right now*

TB12

Gandalf: Where are you going Saruman...I mean Theoden?

Theoden: To find a new picture...ah! Here's one.

http://www.serkis.com/images/0022.jpg

Serkis: Oh God, was Sean laughing at me or with me?!

Space aliens are never a good sign- especially in middle-earth!

Man, I hope the guys don't see me in this!

The Mirkwood fashion guinea-pig makes his escape.

TO be a successful bank robber, it is always wise to get a mask that is made for you're eye size, not a giant bug's.

Condom-Man sneaks up on the unsuspecting villian.....

Serkis was willing to go to any lengths for that last piece of pizza.

TB12

Frodo: "No, Gollum, I don't think that is what the Emperor's clone troops will look like in Episode Three."

The initial stages of Smeagol's transformation into Gollum were frankly rather embarrassing and largely accounted for the development of his preference for skulking in dark places.

Jamie Theakston takes cover in Hyde Park as he realises another party "went a bit far".

After toxic sludge flows through the streets, one man was left saying; "How was I supposed to know this would happen?"

Andy Serkis: You've insulted my outfit one too many times, Tree! Prepare to be pushed over! Nnnnnnuuuuugggghhh!!!!!!

(Offscreen comments)
Sam: “You just made a conscious choice not to put the Ring on! That’s wonderful!”

Frodo: “My sword, your loyalty, and his gimp suit against Sauron and all the armies of Mordor, and you expect a little conscious choice to make me happy? Hmmm?"

SuperSmeagolMan patrols his forest, looking for EEEEEEEEVIL to vanquish.

Andy: Serkissss must find the one film....that fat director has itss!! must get the one film!!! stupid fat director...

Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a Gollum!!! :mad:

Andy: be the Gollum...i am the Gollum...be the Smeagol...I am the Smeagol...

The morning after yet another rowdy Middle Earth stag party.

Andy: Ah! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11529.jpg

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken gambling advice from Theoden! I mean, "No legs the horse" How stupid can I get?

Sean Austin to himself: Why did PJ add this part it just makes no sense.

Or

To himself: My dog is dead!

Who can name that movie?

Ale?
 

The morning after Sam was 86'd from the Prancing Pony.

Start groaning now...
 

Poor Sam...he's just seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

SAM: Eight, nine, ten...coming, Shelob, ready or not!