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Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-13-2005 09:19 AM

Nothing could compare with the horror of watching Gimli at mealtimes.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-14-2005 08:26 AM

Frodo: What is that?
Gollum: It's a new picture!
Frodo: Inconceivable!
Sam: ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...goomba/mnp.jpg

Bill and Dom finally get the money Peter Jackson owed them for doing the film.

Meela 05-14-2005 08:28 AM

At least someone's happy to see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked...

Kath 05-14-2005 08:29 AM

All that pipeweed finally went to Merry and Pippins heads as they saw Frodo grow to the size of an Ent.

Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-14-2005 09:06 AM

After reading Narnia, inter-dimensional mischief was the order of the day; Merry and Pippin stumble upon The Land of Beer.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-14-2005 09:15 AM

No one had got around to telling the Hobbits that the alcohol in the houses of healing was for cleaning wounds.

narfforc 05-14-2005 11:04 AM

This years Doubles Winners for The Shire Fly Catching Championships.

Boromir88 05-14-2005 11:06 AM

Pippin: Woahh.
Merry: You though the dragon one was big wait til we blow up that one.

elronds_daughter 05-14-2005 12:33 PM

Merry & Pippin: Who are you??
Voice from off-screen: No one of consequence.
M & P: But--but--you have food!!
Voice: Get used to disappointment.

The Only Real Estel 05-14-2005 03:28 PM

The Introductions At One Of Frodo's Parties

Frodo: "Ah, there you two are! Merry, Pippin, say hello to Estella Bolger and Diamond of Long Cleeve." (and we all know what happened from there...)

The Elf-warrior 05-14-2005 05:09 PM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to the news that Gandalf has been inducted as a charter member of the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Holbytlass 05-14-2005 06:39 PM

Meela- That's funny. The only real Estel- That's sweet. As for mine....
'Merry, Pippin...you are getting sleeeeepyyy.' Which is neither funny, or sweet!

Ainaserkewen 05-14-2005 08:53 PM

Pippin: What's that!?

Merry: A Gallon.

Pippin: It comes in gallons?

Merry: Apparently!

ElementFire 05-14-2005 10:20 PM

Merry: we're finally out of that dry county!!!! :D
-EF

mormegil 05-15-2005 12:09 AM

*Merry and Pippin looking in a mirror*

Merry: Pip can you believe they pay us to wear suspenders.

Pippin: No joke I'd do it for free

Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-15-2005 06:13 AM

"Kitty!"

Mithalwen 05-15-2005 12:39 PM

Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us...

elronds_daughter 05-15-2005 05:45 PM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Gil-Galad 05-15-2005 05:52 PM

Merry and Pip are happy to hear some great news

{Edit: that was where i was the past 5 or so days...big thing for me eh}

THE Ka 05-15-2005 09:37 PM

Merry and Pippin knew at last they could die and be happy forever when they came upon one of Bilbo's forgotten stash of weed that some how happened to overflow from a wine stained barrel...

~ recycle Ka

luthien-elvenprincess 05-16-2005 05:21 AM

Pip and Merry's shock and awe as they observe Treebeard teaching the younger ents in the art of break-dancing.

Bywaters 05-16-2005 05:37 AM

Merry and Pippin catch Sam and Rosie in a compromising situation when returning to the Green Dragon to collect Pippin's cloak. :eek:

wilwarin538 05-16-2005 06:47 AM

Merry and Pippin's reaction after seeing there new house they received on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

The Only Real Estel 05-16-2005 03:16 PM

Lord of the National Treasure?
 
The treasure remained hidden until hobbits of the 3rd Age discovered it after accidently breaking through one of Bilbo Baggins pantries...

SamwiseGamgee 05-16-2005 03:40 PM

Merry and Pippin realised that taking a left instead of right and wandering into Arwen's room in Rivendell as she changed may have been the best mistake they ever made!

But now I sense a new picture...
http://lordoftherings.net/legend/dow...sam_poster.jpg

Frodo: Sam, I know we've grown close and all, but do you really think it's necessary for you to breastfeed me?

Gil-Galad 05-16-2005 04:17 PM

Gandalf: so ends the valiant death of Frodo

Sam: hes still alive

Gandalf: the near-fatal wounding of Frodo..

Sam: hes getting up now

*Gandalf walks over and hits Frodo on the head*

Gandalf: where Frodo, so seeming-close to life, the icy grip of death was not far behind!

Sam: hes dead now...

-Merry and Pip pic-

Merry and Pip are excited to see that they have not been made fun of by Legendary Frog...yet...

THE Ka 05-16-2005 05:27 PM

Yet another intimate moment in Middle Earth is fiendishly captured by the Logo Monster...

Frodo: Sam! Sam! Get it away!

Logo Monster: Ha ha! I have you both!... and I'm going to exploit you to movie goers everywhere!

Frodo and sam: NOOOOooooooooooOOOOoooo!


~ Passively responsible Ka

Nimrodel_9 05-16-2005 06:26 PM

Merry and Pippin:
Merry and Pip walk in the wrong restroom.... and don't mind. :p

Finally, he's asleep! Now where's that ring?

Hookbill the Goomba 05-16-2005 11:49 PM

Sam: Mr.Frodo?

Frodo: What... is... it?...

Sam: *sobs* I lost the ring! *Cries*

Frodo: Don’t Worry Sam, its just a... YOU DID WHAT?!

Kath 05-17-2005 08:59 AM

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I know I'm just a lowly gardener - but I love you! Marry me!
Frodo: Sure Sam, but you think we could do this whole saving the world thing first?

dancing spawn of ungoliant 05-17-2005 09:33 AM

The desperate moment when Sam realized that even the Worst-Case Scenario Handbook didn't know, what to do when your master passes out on the slopes of Mount Doom the fate of Middle-Earth tied around his neck while poisonous fumes and hot lava are surrounding you.

Anguirel 05-17-2005 09:42 AM

SAM: I'm sorry, Mr Frodo. I'm going to have to eat you. For the sake of Middle-earth.

davem 05-17-2005 10:11 AM

Sam:'It says 'sgniR eht fo droL ehT
gniK eht fo nruteR ehT
ht71 rebmeceD' Mr Frodo. I think it may be some form of Elvish! I'm going to shout it at that giant spider ....
Frodo:!toidi

Meela 05-17-2005 10:16 AM

"Hush Mr Frodo, don't say a word
Sam's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Sam's gonna burn that evil Ring.
And if that evil Ring don't melt,
Sam's gonna get the wizard's help."

And so on...

Gurthang 05-17-2005 10:46 AM

Sean suddenly realizes that Elijah's ear had been glued on in the wrong place! :eek:

Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-17-2005 11:00 AM

Frodo has a tendency to overdose on horse tranquilizers at the worst possible times.

Holbytlass 05-17-2005 01:15 PM

Sam-the-Smaug: 'My hug like a vice, and my breath death....

Hookbill the Goomba 05-17-2005 01:30 PM

Frodo: I can hear something coming. What is it?
Sam: I'm afraid it’s a new picture.

http://tolkienilu.chez.tiscali.fr/fi...n-Meduseld.jpg

Thoden: Good gregarious me! These stairs could do with a clean!

Gandalf: He's been back to health, not five minuets and he's already complaining!

davem 05-17-2005 01:36 PM

Theoden: (sings) 'Halfway down the stairs is the stair where I sit, there isn't any other stair quite like it....'

Gimli: He may be free of Saruman but I think he's been possessed by a Muppet!

Legolas: If only it was Miss Piggy - we've got a battle to fight!

Kath 05-17-2005 01:42 PM

Gandalf: Theoden! Wait! Come back! I promise I won't take Shadowfax again if it's going to upset you this much!

Theoden: It's too late for apologies now Gandalf! *leaps from steps*


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