Is it a person? No

Is it an object?

Is it a person? No

Is it an object? No

I do have to warn you, it's a tad tricksy, this one. ;)

So it's not a place, then?

Is it a person? No

Is it an object? No

So it's not a place, then? Not a place

Is it alive?

Is it a person? No

Is it an object? No

So it's not a place, then? Not a place

Is it alive? No

Odd. In that case...

Is it Eru?

Is it a person? No
Is it an object? No
So it's not a place, then? Not a place
Is it alive? No

Is it Eru? No. :p Technically he is a person . . . I think . . . I may need one of the latter HoMEs to prove that . . .

Was it created by someone (other than Eru)?

Yes, I think it seems more like he is a person... however I wanted to check just to be sure.

Is it (or to make it more global: can it be, theoretically), hmm, in the form of sound?

Nilp, where are you?

It can't be taking you this long to eat your own pancreas, can it?

Is it a a law or ban of some sort?

Now you've done it!
 

Yes!

The rules are set out in the Unwritten Code of the Barrow Downs, which also states that anyone who displays ignorance of the Pancreas Eating Law shall fall under the said law's jurisdiction.

Here's a knife and fork.

Was it made?

Is it the "Young man, if you put one foot on
Aman you'll be in soooo much trouble!"

That is, the Ban of the Valar?

Is it a person? No
Is it an object? No
So it's not a place, then? Not a place
Is it alive? No
Is it Eru? No

Is it (or to make it more global: can it be, theoretically), hmm, in the form of sound? Yes
Was it created by someone (other than Eru)? At first sight, Yes

(Well, there goes the tricksiness. :p )

It can't be taking you this long to eat your own pancreas, can it? Well, I had a splendidly spiced sample of my own spleen as entrée first. ;)
Is it a a law or ban of some sort? No
Was it made? As in brought into existence by someone's will? Yes
That is, the Ban of the Valar? Please try again :p

What about the Music of the Ainur?

Yes, it is that. :)

Your turn.

I'm thinking of something...

Vegetable?

Is it alive?

A mortal?

An Elf then?

Was he dead by the 4th age?

Male?

Did he/she live in Beleriand?

5.Was he dead by the 4th age? Yes.
6.Male? Yes.
7.Did he/she live in Beleriand? Yes.

Did he die in the Third Age?

8. No.

Did he die in the First Age?

9. Yes.

Is he of the Calaquendi?

Did he mainly reside east of the Sirion?

10. Is he of the Calaquendi? No.
11. Did he mainly reside east of the Sirion? Yes.

Is he a son of Feanor?