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Alcarillo 04-24-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill
Who thought it incredibly naughty
To thieve from a sleeping Ghost

So Saucy complained in a ranting post
in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread

Lhunardawen 04-24-2006 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
So Saucy complained in a ranting post
in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread

Wishing the white uncloaking wizard was dead
So Gandalf did a cameo in ATM2

Hookbill the Goomba 04-24-2006 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
Wishing the white uncloaking wizard was dead
So Gandalf did a cameo in ATM2

But he was soon soaked through and through
When he was cast into a lake of stagnate water

littlemanpoet 04-25-2006 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
But he was soon soaked through and through
When he was cast into a lake of stagnate water.

But as luck would have it, it turned to butter
Which happened to have been assigned

Hookbill the Goomba 04-25-2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
But as luck would have it, it turned to butter
Which happened to have been assigned,

By a certain Dwarf who deeply mined,
To cover his toast and crumpets at tea

Alcarillo 04-25-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill
By a certain Dwarf who deeply mined,
To cover his toast and crumpets at tea

While he dined on a ship out on the sea
Appropriately called the SS Rust

Lhunardawen 04-26-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
While he dined on a ship out on the sea
Appropriately called the SS Rust

Filled with mouses and cobwebs and dust
And a teeny weeny bit of ferric oxide

Nerd alert! :rolleyes:

Hookbill the Goomba 04-26-2006 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
Filled with mouses and cobwebs and dust
And a teeny weeny bit of ferric oxide

Which caused a bang and many died
So the Elves did weep and wandered far

Alcarillo 04-26-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill
Which caused a bang and many died
So the Elves did weep and wandered far

Searching along the shores of Valimar
For the SS Rust's shards of wrecked steel

littlemanpoet 04-26-2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
Searching along the shores of Valimar
For the SS Rust's shards of wrecked steel

Which were drowned far below their keel,
Deep amongst the wrack of sunken Númenor

Alcarillo 04-26-2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmp
Which were drowned far below their keel,
Deep amongst the wrack of sunken Númenor

Where the halls and palaces nevermore
Will be seen by eye of mortal man

Hookbill the Goomba 04-26-2006 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
Where the halls and palaces nevermore
Will be seen by eye of mortal man

And so the Noldor grumbled (due to the ban)
Thinking they are to blame for Numenor's fall

Lhunardawen 04-27-2006 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
And so the Noldor grumbled (due to the ban)
Thinking they are to blame for Numenor's fall

But it was the fault of the men so tall
Who rebelled against the Powers of Arda

littlemanpoet 04-27-2006 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
But it was the fault of the men so tall
Who rebelled against the Powers of Arda.

So Feanor wrote himself a magna carta
and declared the Halls of Mandos his garden

Hookbill the Goomba 04-27-2006 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
So Feanor wrote himself a magna carta
and declared the Halls of Mandos his garden

Hearing this, Mandos said, "I beg your pardon?"
Then threw a great tantrum that shook the earth

littlemanpoet 04-27-2006 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
Hearing this, Mandos said, "I beg your pardon?"
Then threw a great tantrum that shook the earth.

He'd stamped so hard he created a new firth,
the sixth of its kind, thusly named Firth of Sixth

Oddwen 04-27-2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
He'd stamped so hard he created a new firth,
the sixth of its kind, thusly named Firth of Sixth

The Firth of Sixth, that lay betwixt
The fifth and seventh of the same

Hookbill the Goomba 04-27-2006 10:13 AM

Firth of fith? Lmp, are you a fan of Genesis? :o
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen
The Firth of Sixth, that lay betwixt
The fifth and seventh of the same

And on Sauron’s head lay all of the blame
For the army that disrupted the discussion

Alcarillo 04-27-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill
And on Sauron’s head lay all of the blame
For the army that disrupted the discussion.

The army burst upon the field, madly rushin'
To wrest the crown from Gondor's king

littlemanpoet 04-27-2006 09:03 PM

in answer, hookbill, most definitely ;)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
The army burst upon the field, madly rushin'
To wrest the crown from Gondor's king

who threw it with an arm like a wing
into Feanor's newly claimed garden

Hookbill the Goomba 04-27-2006 11:35 PM

Well, Hurrah! By the way, I think your supper's ready. ;)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
who threw it with an arm like a wing
into Feanor's newly claimed garden

And Mandos' face began to harden
Becoming stern as an ancient stone

littlemanpoet 04-28-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
And Mandos' face began to harden
Becoming stern as an ancient stone,

Causing all the waiting dead to moan,
"Please can't we have our porridge?"

Alcarillo 04-28-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmp
Causing all the waiting dead to moan,
"Please can't we have our porridge?"

"We need it for our ghostly portage,
as our elvish spirits are reborn."

Hookbill the Goomba 04-29-2006 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
"We need it for our ghostly portage,
as our elvish spirits are reborn."

All the while Feanor mowed the lawn
Already thinking the new garden won

Alcarillo 04-29-2006 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill
All the while Feanor mowed the lawn
Already thinking the new garden won

But as he mowed he forgot the blazing sun
Whose fiery heat withered all the plants

Hookbill the Goomba 04-30-2006 01:25 AM

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But as he mowed he forgot the blazing sun
Whose fiery heat withered all the plants
As well as his new leather pants
Which he stole from a passing Elf

Kath 04-30-2006 03:21 AM

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As well as his new leather pants
Which he stole from a passing Elf
Who in turn had stolen them off a shelf
From the new store just down the road.

littlemanpoet 04-30-2006 07:37 PM

..... as Tess cooperates... ;)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kath
Who in turn had stolen them off a shelf
From the new store just down the road;

which store featured rolls that were throwed,
made of licorice-laced lembas from Valinor's Lórien

Alcarillo 04-30-2006 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmp
which store featured rolls that were throwed,
made of licorice-laced lembas from Valinor's Lórien

In fond memory of the golden tree Laurelin
Chopped apart in days long past

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2006 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
In fond memory of the golden tree Laurelin
Chopped apart in days long past

Over which a dark shroud was cast
Because the Eldar refused to lament

Lhunardawen 05-01-2006 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
Over which a dark shroud was cast
Because the Eldar refused to lament

Much to the anger of not just one Ent:
They shook in rage and scattered their leaves

littlemanpoet 05-01-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
Much to the anger of not just one Ent:
They shook in rage and scattered their leaves

and ordered the huorns to put on their sleeves
that made them look like giant hogweeds

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2006 10:06 AM

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and ordered the huorns to put on their sleeves
that made them look like giant hogweeds
And all laughed at them, even their steeds
For it seemed that they looked rather foolish

littlemanpoet 05-01-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
And all laughed at them, even their steeds
For it seemed that they looked rather foolish.

Displeased, the huorns turned suddenly ghoulish
And attacked the unrelenting, unlamenting Eldar

Alcarillo 05-01-2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmp
Displeased, the huorns turned suddenly ghoulish
And attacked the unrelenting, unlamenting Eldar

But the elves defended with high-tech missiles and radar
And blew the huorns' planes out of the sky

Lhunardawen 05-01-2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
But the elves defended with high-tech missiles and radar
And blew the huorns' planes out of the sky

The Eagles quickly prepared to fly
And aid their dear tree friends

littlemanpoet 05-01-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
The Eagles quickly prepared to fly
And aid their dear tree friends...

But then Smaug woke up with the bends
most painful, and realized it was all a dream

Alcarillo 05-01-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmp
But then Smaug woke up with the bends
most painful, and realized it was all a dream

To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2006 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo
To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

littlemanpoet 05-02-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

But Smaug liked the decade and the hem
and threatened the mockers with fire


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