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in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread |
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So Gandalf did a cameo in ATM2 |
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When he was cast into a lake of stagnate water |
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Which happened to have been assigned |
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To cover his toast and crumpets at tea |
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Appropriately called the SS Rust |
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And a teeny weeny bit of ferric oxide Nerd alert! :rolleyes: |
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So the Elves did weep and wandered far |
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For the SS Rust's shards of wrecked steel |
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Deep amongst the wrack of sunken Númenor |
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Will be seen by eye of mortal man |
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Thinking they are to blame for Numenor's fall |
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Who rebelled against the Powers of Arda |
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and declared the Halls of Mandos his garden |
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Then threw a great tantrum that shook the earth |
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the sixth of its kind, thusly named Firth of Sixth |
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The fifth and seventh of the same |
Firth of fith? Lmp, are you a fan of Genesis? :o
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For the army that disrupted the discussion |
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To wrest the crown from Gondor's king |
in answer, hookbill, most definitely ;)
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into Feanor's newly claimed garden |
Well, Hurrah! By the way, I think your supper's ready. ;)
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Becoming stern as an ancient stone |
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"Please can't we have our porridge?" |
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as our elvish spirits are reborn." |
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Already thinking the new garden won |
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Whose fiery heat withered all the plants |
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Which he stole from a passing Elf |
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From the new store just down the road. |
..... as Tess cooperates... ;)
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made of licorice-laced lembas from Valinor's Lórien |
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Chopped apart in days long past |
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Because the Eldar refused to lament |
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They shook in rage and scattered their leaves |
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that made them look like giant hogweeds |
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For it seemed that they looked rather foolish |
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And attacked the unrelenting, unlamenting Eldar |
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And blew the huorns' planes out of the sky |
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And aid their dear tree friends |
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most painful, and realized it was all a dream |
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Of those who try to forget nightmares |
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While everyone else laughed at them |
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and threatened the mockers with fire |
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