Unfortunately they still had eyes and could see the hobbits in a corner

Fortunatley it was a group of other hobbits & the fortunate hobbits were far, far away.

Unfortunately, as they entered what looked like a peaceful place, THE DRAGON CAME!

fortunately the dragon was only one of gandalfs fireworks.

Unfortunately, it was heading towards them! *Dramatic music*

Fortunately, it was too far overhead to hit the hobbits and just made a lovely display as it exploded.

((I apologize for the two "unfortuantes" back there. Kath and I cross-posted...))

Unfortunately, Frodo sprained his neck from staring at the sky for too long.

Fortunately, the hobbits had a cast to wrap his neck in

Unfortunately, it was infected!

Fortunately Merry's parents had forced him to go to medical school.

Unfortunately, he always sneaked out of lessons and learned nothing.

Fortunately, Frodo's vaccinations were all up to date so he couldn't catch the infection.

Unfortunately, Pippin did get infected... with the Plague! or was that plaque?

Fortunately, Pippen only had plaque, not the Plague.

Unfortunately, it was a man-eating plaque!!!

Fortunately, Pippin was a hobbit, not a man and was safe.

Unfortunately, it did not know the difference between a Hobbit and a Man.

Fortunately, man-eating plaques die when they try to eat things that aren't men, so that took care of that.

Unfortunately, an evil giant snake thing named Bob appeared and started eating everything in sight.

Fortunately Gandalf came to the rescue and killed the snake.

Unfortunately, the evil giant snake thing named Bob (who happened to weigh about 50 tons or so) fell on the Hobbits, squishing them.

Fortunately Gandalf was not crushed.

Unfortunately, the Hobbits were.

Fortunately those were just cardboard standees of the hobbits that were crushed. The actual hobbits were hiding behind a rock.

Unfortunately the phone book got eaten by a rabbid rabbit.

Fortunately, this was not important. So the Hobbits and Gandalf rode off into the horizon... aww, aren’t they sweet?

Unfortunately, they rode right off a 1000-foot cliff.

Fortunately, our 1000 feet is only 1 inch in Middle-Earth.(everyone's giant there ;) )

Unfortunately it was Their 1000-foot cliff(thats a big cliff)

Fortunately, they landed on a trampoline.

Unfortunately, they landed in the middle of the trampoline - where there was a giant hole.

Fortunately, the ground was incredibly soft and they were unhurt.

Unfortunately, the reason the ground was incredibly soft was because it was actually quicksand, so they started sinking.

Fortunately some eagles rescued them.

Unfortunately both the eagles and the hobbits sank in the quick sand, and the eagles vow never to help the hobbits again...

Fortunately, the quick sand was only a doorway to an underground cave, so they didn't drowned in the quick sand.

Unfortunately due to the earlier vow of the eagles the Hobbits are now stuck inside then cave.

Fortunately Merry had a ball of string.

Unfortunately, it vanished into thin air for absolutely no reason.

fortunately so did the ring, but it and the ball of string transported to the eagles, so it was now the eagles quest to deliver the ring while the hobbits rot