Fortunately, we put a stop to that.

Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive and efficient personality cult via a random late-night poll, that was exclusively given to those Morgoth had paid off to get his right hand man out of a tight one...


~ Just Saying... Ka

Fortunately, Gothmog was the right candidate at the right time. He just struck a chord with the public.

Unfortunately, most of the public was comprised of earwigs.

Fortunately, the public knew who to cast as Gothmog!

Unfortunately, the directors didn't.

Fortuantely, the directors were fired after that incident with the salad and the fire...

Unfortunately, the new director they hired was none other than Morgoth.

Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave.

Unfortunately, Morgoth did misbehave and thus lead to a horrible death to all of the cast members!

Fortunately, after the cast was dead Tulkas put a quick stop to this.

Unfortunately, Tulkas was on steroids and the people forced him to leave the country.

Fortunately, so was Morgoth

Unfortunately, Morgoth was really taking sugar pills, and Tulkas beat him to a pulp!:D

Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction.

Unfortunately, his allergies did not prevent him from wreaking havoc on everyone.

Fortunately, Morgoth's allergies weakened him so
that his wreaking havoc consisted of putting a
"Brady Bunch" tv closed loop virus on all cable
programs in ME. (Which is frightening enough,
in itself). :eek:

Unfortunately, that's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

Fortunately, at least they all had a good theme song.

Unfortunately, it was by force, and some didn't like it.

Fortunately, Morgoth hypnotized them so that everyone would like it.:p

Unfortunately, the cable system exploded and nobody was happy.

Fortunately, the death of cable let everyone realize how awesome books were.

Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable.

Fortunately, a shark ate the repairman.

Unfortunately, because he ate the repairman, the shark was able to fix the cable.

Unfortunately, after the shark fixed the cable he ate it.

Fortunately, in the meanwhile, everyone was reading books, including HoME

Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand.

Fortunately, Gandalf managed to translate them.

Unfortunately, he translated them into Hawaiian, the only modern world language he was interested in.

Fortunately, Hawai'ian is still an awesome language.

unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHTT

Fortunately, the DRAGON could not see in the dark.

Unfortunately, he could still BURNINATE in the dark!

Fortunately, he lit several sticks of dynamite on fire by accident and blew himself up.

Unfortunately, it burnt up all the books translated into Hawaiian so people couldn't have an argument aboutwhether Balrogs had wings.

fortunatly, a Balrog turned up so they could see if it had wings or not

Unfortunately, that balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog

fourtunatly, everyone attacked him with deodrant and he stoped being smelly