Oh, no, Aragorn.
 

Aragorn: You flirt weirdly, m'lady. Now, can I have my kiss?

Aragorn: "Saruman, growing your nails longer just to look like Wolverine won't impress anybody."

Aragorn: I do not not care if this is a mating ritual amongst The Rohirrim Eowyn, I do not wish to become a Bobbit.

Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick you! :D

Aragorn gulped and realised he would have to settle for Arwen once he saw he could not meet Eowyn's exacting requirements....

"Come on Mr Elessar, just open your mouth. It's only a simple extraction. Won't hurt a bit."

Eowyn: New pic, or ELSE!


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Where's Waldo?

Middle Earth Record for the largest number of people doing the "Hokey Pokey" at the same time.

Desperately outnumbered, and in an effort to avoid the seemingly inevitable onslaught, a small number of Gondorian soldiers attempt to disguise themselves as small trees and shrubs.

The White City and Meduseld Associated Brass Band always drew a good crowd at the Morannon Stadium when Gandalf was conducting.

Gandalf to Aragorn: "Now maybe if we form a tatical wedge we will be able to make it to Barad Dur."

Number of Hours spent cleaning armour and weapons: 3

Number of Days spent travelling to the Black gates: 8

Number of Orcs in the opposing Army: ∞

There Are Some Things Mortals Can't Count, For Everything Else There's Numbers.



(Incase you're unfamiliar with it "∞" is the mathmatical symbol for infinity. Also I apologise if I got the number of days wrong...I kinda guessed/looked-it-up-really-quickly. If it's wrong feel free to tell me and I'll correct it)

Gondor's federal deficit exploded when King Elessar decided to bulk up his toy soldiers collection- to the point of recreating the Battle of the Black Gate.

Elessar: "Yessiree, each one of these little beauties is a genuine, hand-crafted piece of art shipped all the way from Umbar."

New to Friday nights, "When girl scouts go bad!”

Obedience
 

When Aragorn allowed frightened soldiers to go home to show his regal benevolence, 90% of the army and all the horses obliged...

Aragorn shouting: Baldrick now would be a time for a cunning plan

Sauron was pleased that his minions were sticking to the battleplan: "keep the enemy surrounded in an eye-shape." "After all, symbolism is everything," he smugly thought to himself.

Aragorn: That reminds me I have to call Arwen...(I cant see the ne pic hence me speaking of the last one :( )

The armies of good and evil unite and try desperately to make way for the giant douhgnut falling out of the sky.

The Gondorians had been eating garlic again.

Orc: Darn it! They are so ridiculously outnumbered! We just know we can't win!

Where are the badgers when you need them?

Such was the belief in disciplined formations that the Gondorian rearguard would not turn to face the enemy that crept up behind them.....

Gandalf: Well, my work here is done. *Vanishes*

Aragorn: :eek: Get back here!

This time, Aragorn was determined to get his ball back.

LOTR-The musical
 

Aragorn: Hey Guys,
I See In Your Eyes
That Very Fear
That Would Take The Heeeaaaart Of Meeee...

Gondorians: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Orcs: We Are Coming To
Eaaaaat You

Gandalf: Shame We Cannot Ruuuuun Away

Gimli: Oooh Gandy, It's Too Late For Regrets

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli: At Least We Haaaave Each Urrrrther!

Orcs: NEW PICTURE! OR ELSE!

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Frodo: OH NO! It’s Gandalf the grey...
Gollum: Uncloaked!

Gollum and Sam try desperately to free Frodo from the children's tyre swing he has got himself stuck in. "Hang on Masster", says Gollum. "I'll go and get some vaseline and a rope".

Victime de la mode
 

Frodo was often mugged by creepy fashion fanatics asking if he'd got his elven cloak at the Gap of Rohan cheap, or if it was really a Galadriel Gucci design, as he claimed.

As Mount Doom looms into view, Frodo remembers he left the Ring on his dresser in Rivendell.

In a way, Sam was glad Frodo was distracted by the Orcs murdering someone. Now he could comb his hair back down.

Jumbo picture: In the nick of time Aragorn emerged from the ground larger than life with a winged crown.

Lord of the Incredible Rings?
 

Gollum desperately tries to warn Frodo that the 'hobbit-sitter' (Sam) is really Syndrome!

Frodo is in shock and Sam is angry when Gollum says

"Master you have such big muscles"

Frodo: No, Gollum. This task has been given to me, and I must complete it. Inconceivable or not.
Gollum: Erm, Master... I don't think you really know what that word means.

Watch out master! I think Gimli found the bean dip! :p

The.. musical one... *dies*

For the Eowyn & Ary pic:

Ary: Doc-tah, help! It's Eowyn! She's... She's... A CYBERMAN!!! :eek:

(that, kiddies, is what happens when your MPT station is stuck in a time loop & you've seen "Tomb of the Cybermen" 3 times...)

Another Dr Who inspired one for the huge Battle for Middle-earth pic:

Gandalf: Now, when I say "run," run... RUN!

That &:

Ary: Ok. Bad idea.
Gimli: Anyone else think we're scr*wed?

:p I was suddenly struck by many inspirations, shock & amazement!

Forget Gandalf the Grey uncloaked - we're about to see Frodo the Ringbearer uncloaked!

combined pictures
 

(pic pg128) Here we are at Cirith Ungol and, boy, there are a lot of orcs. Let's go try the Black gate.
(pic1 pg 129) D*mn-it! Why did Aragorn lure all the orcs, I'm trying to get in!
(pic2 pg 129) No, Massster!! Don't kill Peter Jackson for the script mix-up!

Uh-oh...someone's jealous...
 

Samwise Gamgee tries to restrain himself from biting Gollum's fingers off.

Manchester Utd fans* look on in despair as Malcolm Glazer prepares to complete his takeover of the club.

(* They get everywhere!)