Fortunately, nobody cared about the eagle!

Unfortunately, the eagle cared about himself and was greatly grieved by his own death.

Fortunately, Gil came by and made up the Weeping-Ghost Eagle and it shall now be a new trend-character, such as johnny, Mt. Zoom and the Alien Zombie Dog.

Unfortunatly, all those character all died in a car accident.

Fortunately, Groin is new amongst us and has yet to know, nothing can die in this thread permanantly. also i forgot to add Were-Feanor and Zombie-Disco Boromir.

Unfortunately, a massive in-joke rebellion took place and the resulting war left several of them with less limbs and or wheels. Needless to say, they destroyed a lot of the countryside.

Fortunately (For the eagle), the eagle was Gwaihir's brother and had been hunting the hare that had killed his brother on page 1 of this thread, and that was the reason it was here

Unfortunately, the Eagle was lost and was never seen again!

Fortunately, the elves went to hunt the hare.

Unfortunately, the hare was actually a hair

Fortunately, the hair was on a hare.

Unfortunatly both hair's/hare's were on fire, and they burned the elves up!

Fortunately the elves knew enough to stop, drop, and roll.

Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped, and rolled, they rolled into a bunch of thorn bushes.

Fortunately, the bushes were really an intergalactic space pod taking the elves to the prison planet Polaris7(don't ask, it's from the most recent play I was in;))

Unfortunately, every one had now forgotten about the eagle.

Fortunately, the eagle was now a ghost and needed no cares.

Unfortunately, Polaris7 was about to go through a pole shift which would wipe out all life on it.

Fortunately, the ghost eagle used his supernatural powers to save all the life.

Fortunately, wiping out all life on Polaris7 was a very good thing!

Unfortunately, the eagle has forgotten how to apperate to imaginary planets and the elves and all other lives are stranded.

fortunately, they started to eat each other

Unfortunately, they didn't taste good.

Fortunately, one of them had three small sachets of mustard to flavor the raw meat.

Unfortunately, those tiny mustard packets don't go very far towards making elf taste good. Believe me, I tried.

Fortunately, they had enough condements because they had a big pocket to put them in after they stole them from the lunch room and the school Phsyco-cologist has many packrts as well!;)

Unfortunately, there was a hole in that big pocket of theirs, so they lost all the condements, and by the time they picked them all up the elves began to rot and get spoiled.

Fortunately, the the nice little place they went to turned out to be Valinor!

Unfortunately, as soon as they arrived the Valar packed up all their things and moved Valinor away to an unknown location.:p

Fortunately, everyone forgot about their prior experiances and moved to Mordor (including the Valar)

Unfortunately, when the Valar arrived Sauron and his thugs had a brawl with them in one of the allies of Barad-Dur.

Oh no,:eek: I'm stuck with being the Unfortunate person! I'm so depressed.:(

Fortunately, Sauron's got nothing on Tulkas.

(And I like being the unfortunate one. It's easier to think of humorous stuff.)

Fortunately, Frodo was there to overthrow Sauron.

Unfortunately, TGEW crossposted.

Fortunately, that was not unfortunate.

Unfortunately, we still have a story to tell.

Fortunately, its a good story

Unfortunately, we're still not telling it. Even more unfortunately, I'll do nothing to get back on topic.

Fortunately, I wished for 2 wishes that turn into fishes, who have wishes for more fishes to have wishes that are corrupted by other fishes who have wishes that my wish will come true.

Unfortunately, everybody ignored the last post and went on to talk about how wonderful life would be with Gothmog as king.