Fortunately, the Eagles gave them a ride.

Unfortunately, the Eagles were distracted by a sale on at M&S.

Fortunately, they finished their shopping quickly.

Unfortunately, there was a stupid member of staff on the till and they got stuck there for AGES until they forgot what it was they were doing.

Fortunately, while they were held up by all these things it became eagle hunting seasun.

Unfortunately the eagles left the store.

Fortunately, the hunters were all waiting outside.

Unfortunately, the Wargs came, attacked the hunters and then proceeded to eat them.

Fortunately, the Hunters had Hunter-itis and all the Wargs died as a result of eating them

Unfortunately, the wargs corpses spontaneously combusted; thus showering the neighbouring vicinity with stomach lining and fur.

Fortunately, the wargs stomach lining and fur proved to be an
excellent fertilizer for South Farthing pipeweed, and was much
appreciated by the hobbit agropipeweed industry.

Unfortunately, the sun exploded.

Fortunately, the Sun exploded in the other direction of Middle Earth, so Far Earth and CLose Earth were immediately harmed

Unfortunately, everybody died.

Fortunately, nobody interesting had died.

Unfortunately, Sauron was uninteresting.

Fortunately, it turned out that interesting Wormtongue
had been the brains behind Sauron and took over
for him (having fooled the hobbits by having a clone
of his shot by the hobbits in the Shire).

Unfortunately, he proceeded to take over the world.

Fortunately, all of the people who were killed when the sun exploded earlier rose up as zombies and ate Wormtongue's brains.

Unfortunately, at that very moment in time the moon also blew up.

Fortunately the moon's explosion only killed flesh eating
zombies (just before they ate Wormtongue's brain).

Unfortunately, this left Wormtongue completely unnoposed, while he was secretly being controlled by Were-Feanor.

Fortunately Were-Feanor was opposed by, and got
a strong spanking from, Were-Galadriel.

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom drove over Were-Galadriel thus leaving Were-Feanor in power

Fortunately, Were-Galadriel's only weakness is lemonade.

Unfortunately, Osse's weird sense of humor caused him to make a lemonade storm at thar very moment.

Fortunately, Were-Galadriel was carrying a lemonade-proof umbrella for just such an occasion.

Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of fleas which not only chewed upon her, but her umbrella as well (as it was made from her very own wolfish matts and groomings).

~ Yet Another?! Ka

Fortunately, she had plenty of Frontline flea-killer with her.

Unfortunately (for him), the fleas were
more attracted to were-Celeborn and so
left were-Galadriel alone without need of
the Frontline flea-killer.

Fortunately, THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Unfortunatly for the dragon, The Baggins comes with THE RINGGGGGGGGG!

Fortunately, the Baggins came with the ring and destroyed it, starting the Fourth Age.

Unfortunately the dragon time-slipped to the
First Age and was beaten up by Acalagon the Black. :(

Fortunately, Earendil came and smited Ancalagon before he could beat up 'The Dragon' too badly and invited the dragon to the celebratory binge drink, sorry I mean banquet.

Unfortunately, the intoxicated dragon went berserk and destroyed everything in sight.

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was around and soothed the dragon down to become his new best friend!

Running gag attack!
 

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Johnny.

Fortunately, it wasn't fatal and Were-Feanor and Zombie-Boromir helped him up

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came back and ran over them too.