The Gamling/Theoden pic...
 

Gamling: Hail, Theoden King!
Theoden: What's this, another Hail-storm?

(Thanks to www.stupidring.com...)

Da Boromir pic...


Boromir stands waiting in anticipation for his solo...

Or...

Boromir: Go ahead, I dare you to insult my playing.

Or...

As the Uruk-hai drew closer, Boromir silently cursed himself and wished that he had kept up on his music lessons as a youngster.

Boromir pic:

The last of the confused Oliphaunt hunters...


~ ;) Ka

Boromir blows his horn to introduce the new picture...

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Elrond had caught word that the Fellowship finally made it to Mount Doom, but also found out they didn't take the ring with them!

Only Advil's advanced pain-relieving formula is able to cure one of those Eldar-headaches.

~or~

Elrond silently promises himself that never, ever again will he take Boromir to a mexican restaurant before a council meeting, even if he does promise to pay.
Nothing was worth this assault on his senses.

Elrond is having a headache as Mr.Anderson keeps trying to take the Ring, beleiving that it is the key to the matrix

Elrond: Well pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I mentioned it.... Oh Eru, I'm so depressed!

OR

Elrond: For the last time! I'm not agent Smith!

Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put his keys

or

Elrond: ...98, 99, 100, coming, ready or not!

Elrond watches the "Arrrwen is dying" scene in ROTK...

After all these years of being a host, Elrond still clumsily walks in on his guests when they're taking a shower.

Elrond: "Oh Eru, not another birthday that ends in a "0"...

Elrond: "Maybe if I press them down for long enough, my eyebrows will eventually look more level."

"Eyebrow shaping glue... strong stuff.... *tuuuuug*.... hand stuck.... helllllp!"

Elrond: If I hear "Tra-la-la-lally, here down in the valley" one more time ...

"Go easy on the miruvor, buddy."

Elrond: Please! No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked jokes!

Gandalf: Awww...

"Why do all these people have to come to my house? Why can't they naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change?"

Blast...
 

I wanted to rep you for that, Mithalwen, but I think I must have repped you in the Fortunately thread. I've often wondered why they didn't "naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change"...

ELROND: Eru! If Celebrian's divorce lawyer keeps charging these positively Valinorean alimonies I'll have to sell my country place and move to a cottage in Lindon...

Elrond: New picture, please! PLEASE!

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Elrond and Gandalf saw Saruman the White uncloaked!!!!

Gandalf: Its disgusting!

Oops.
 

Elrond and Gandalf start to regret taking Denethor's advice about how to defeat Sauron. "Throw yourselves onto a pyre and it'll all be alright!"

Gandalf: "But he is the heir to Gondor and Arnor, your foster son and through many fathers your great nephew..."

Elrond : "I don't care, Gandalf - He's after my daughter and that makes him a scruffy oik who needs a shave, a decent suit and a hair-cut - and a proper job ....."

Elrond: [gasp] "The leaves.. they are attacking!"

Gandalf: Have no fear. Board the windows, and ready the torches! They shall not get the Ring!


~or~

Elrond [whispering]: "Gandalf.. pssst.. 'casual Fridays' doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Please, before anyone sees."

Gandalf: [deranged chuckling] "Heh.. you said 'pants'.."

Gandalf: It's just not fair. If Frodo wasn't a hobbit I could have beaten that lost puppy dog look out of him by now but no, that would be unfair because I'm three times his size - darn vertically challenged people!

Elrond: I know - but just look at those eyes *falls in love*.

E: Oh come on. It's not that bad. I'll do it tomorrow.
G: For crying out loud, NO! The guacamole has sprouted leaves! Clean out your refrigerator NOW, man!

Elrond: What do you think of my new play? I call it; "thick George Clots sits in the stocks and gets pelted by rancid Tomatoes". I got our own Aragorn to play the title role.

Gandalf: i think I'm going to be sick!

Gandalf and Elrond discover to their disgust that the ideas of what makes a fun activity have changed greatly since they last heard from Tol Eressia.

Elrond somehow super glues his hand to his forehead. :p

Elrond and Gandy pic:
Both: What in the world is that hobbit doing??!! :eek:

Elrond and Gandalf decide to catch up on news, and the latest gossip...

E: I don't get it! I take this kid into my life, house and care and now he wants my daughter! I mean, come on!

Gandalf dozes off at the notorious 'blah, blah bla blah...'
Wakes up...
G: ... So, have you seen Gloria Estefan's new hair?

E: Stands in utter confusion...

~ Ellen Degeneres Ka

Elrond: Have you ever just stood and stared at it, Gandalf? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives...oblivious...

Or...

Elrond: Eru, Gandalf! Who waxed your eyebrows??
Gandalf: And was it the same person who macraméed your hair?!?
*both turn their deadly glares upon Pippin*

Elves: (offscreen) Tra-la-la-lally! Here down in the valley!

Elrond: I'm telling you. They do it every time someone arrives. It's doing my head in.

Gandalf: Would you like me to fireball them?

Elrond: there is no one here now go away

*Elrond turning to Gandalf*: give'm the animals

Gandalf: what!

Elrond: give'm the animals!

*catapult launches cow, you know the story*

Elrond: Are you kidding? Nay, it is a midday tradition.

Gandalf: I was right! You see? This is what happens when you mingle human blood in, it takes away all Elven decency and shame...

Elrond: 'Round here we just call it an imbalance.

Gandalf: ...And in broad daylight too!

Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas.

Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument.

I wonder which sides they took...

Trying to get the One Ring in a peaceful fashion, Sauron attempts to bribe E & G by performing a sultry exotic dance.

Gandalf: Elrond, this is the last time I will attempt to help you with your problem!
Elrond: But... but...
Gandalf: No buts! Don't even ask me to help get rid of Aragorn again! Arwen can look out for herself!
Elrond: *whines* But I don't like him!
Gandalf: Shh! He might here us! *both peek around pillars* Gah! He's still there! And I don't think he's putting that ferret down any time soon!

or

Gimli shaved.

Gandalf: " I really don't see how you could blame me for this..."
Elrond: "They're your friends...you are responsible in large part for why they are here!"
Gandalf: "I have never ever even hinted to Pippen that painting "Pippen was here--3018" on the garden wall would be acceptable.
Elrond: "What are you anyway...flypaper for freaks!"

The Boromir/Horn pic...
 

To the annoyance of the entire Fellowship, Boromir would wake them bright and early with Reville.

Or...

"I will not go forth like a thief in the night," exclaimed Boromir setting his horn to his lips, and blowing forth an embarassing squeak.

Elrond: "Think it'll work?"
Gandalf: "It would take a miracle."