unfortunately they loved the hotel and stables

Fortunately, they managed to find a better hotel/stable complex in Bree.

Unfortunaly, it wasn't for free.

Fortunately, they had a million gold coins.

Unfortunately, it cost them 2 million gold coins, i was a rush season

Fortunately, a rich uncle died and donated 400 million gold coins to them.

Unfortunately, there was a special clause saying they would only get the money if they agree to donate 99% to charity

Fortunately, none of them realized this as they hadn't read the fine print.

Unfortunately, the charities went broke, including the ones protesting against running-jokes, and Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf came back to terrorrize the world.

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Do you think this thread could possibly get as big as Crazy Captions?! It's up to 4,800 or so posts already, CC took approximately 32 months to get to 4,800, and this has taken approx. 25. . . Boromir88, I'm thinking big here!

Fortunately, the world was ready for the comeback of those lovable characters


(too out last Crazy Captions, all we must do is wait till every LOTr picture is used on that thread, then victory is ours!)

Unfortunately, like all other comebacks, they failed to make strong ones...and Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Were-Feanor, and Gandalf ended up on the burnt out celebrity reality TV shows

I think it was Hookbill that was talking about that a while ago, that this thread was going like Crazy Captions. I'm glad people enjoy participating :D .

Oh yes Gil, that won't take too much longer to happen... :p

Fortunately, they all went on the Maury Povich (or how that strange guy is called) and got famous.
Challenged by one of the problematic teen girls that was teking her clothes off, Gandalf uncloaked, and killed the audience.

Unfortunately, the audience only included 5 very mean people... that kick puppies...

Fortunately, Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf
were in the studio next door and followed the directions of host Jon
Stewart to find under each of their chairs a chilled container of
Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream! :cool:

Unfortunately, it was actually only apple juice. :(

Fortunately, Willie Nelson had put "weed" not "wheat"
in the apple juice (to go with his Peach Cobbler Ice Cream)
which Johnny the Stinky Balrog found especially energizing.

Guest Speaker: Morbo from Futurama
 

Unfortunately,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rama_morbo.jpg


WEED DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

Fortunately, he added some speed as well.

Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!

Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund

Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)

Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet.

Unfortunately, they couldn't melt it in Mount Doom because it wasn't made there. :rolleyes:

Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong. ;)

Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too.

Fortunately that's not very unfortunate.

Unfortunately it became very unfortunate.

Fortunately Lommy hasn't told us HOW it became so very unfortunate. :Merisu:

Unfortunately, she did but it was censored by the aliens living on top of the Mount Zoom.

And release the dogs of war...
 

Fortunately

The possibly traumatising and violent nature of what was censored was made openly public despite mourning victims, and was later defended by the aliens atop the mountain.

Unfortunately, the Demon Duck of Doom came and ate everyone, including The Sixth Wizard and the aliens.

Fortunately, in a manner similar to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hH8fx4hEg the moon became evil and fell on the Demon Duck of Doom, killing it.

Unfortunately, everyone on Middle Earth decided that this was going to far from... Middle Earth, so they had a dance-off

Fortunately, Boromir got a chance to show off his incredible disco skills.

Unfortuantely, being a zombie, it was at the risk of losing his limbs

Fortunately, none of his limbs fell off and Boromir was once again crowned the Disco King of Middle Earth.

Unfortunately, last years winner, Bizarro-Boromir, refused to give the crown up to Zombie-Boromir

Fortunately, Bizarro-Boromir fell into a bottomless pit.

Unfortunately, out of this pit rose a giant beast made of lava, formed when a Silmaril fell into a deep chasm in the ground.

Fortunately, he was really a gentle, friendly sort of beast.