Eyowin: How did you become Witch King? I didn't vote for you.

W-K: You don't vote for kings!

Eyowin: Well how did you become it then?

W-K: The Dark lord Sauron held aloft the black sword of flame and signalled that I shall be king of the Witches... That is why!

And you can guess the rest...

Losing a hand & having to be knocked out for surgery is bad enough, waking up to find out that they didn't have any more of those cool hooks is just the last straw.

Eowyn: Grima said what!!!? Arrgghhhh! ;)

Women's Suffrage
 

Eowyn Wilding Davison (hurling herself before the King's fell beast): Votes...For...Women...

Denethor: And the Witch King...comes in the night.

Eowyn: Not tonight he doesn't....come....in the night....Trogdor....

Faramir realizes a bit too late, that it would have been a wise idea to have gotten the pregnant Eowyn the double fudge, cookie chunk, chocoholic icecream she had requested, instead of the healthier razzleberry frozen yogurt.

pre-schoolers at play
 

A jealous Eowyn takes her sculpting tool to Arwen's realistic Leaning Tower of Isengard piece.

Eowyn: told ya i should be Dragon Ball Z!

Eowyn: "What do you mean 'Hey babe, bring me another brewski?'! Don't ever let me hear you say that again!"

In an alternate ending to the Pellenor fields, Eowyn is captured by the armies of Mordor...and forced to use this very giant nail file to give Sauron Lord of Darkness the One Pedicure of Doom!!

Flaming sword pic: Witch-King: "Ask not what the Nazgul can do for you. Ask what you can do for the Nazgul!"

Though Eowyn was rather confident in this whole ordeal, it seemed to much more dashing to take on the I'm-a-pirate-with-no-hand-and-i've-lost-my-boat look...

E: GAHHH! *Cough

E: I mean... ARRGGG!


~ Reculsive Ka

Uh . . .
 

Éowyn: NOT MY PURPLE HAUBERK!!!!!!!!!

That metal corset sure was something else.

Or

Merry knew that sharing his pipe-weed with Eowyn on the ride over was not the best of ideas.

Nice pic! :D

A fashion-conscious Eowyn: You call THIS a fancy hauberk??!

I am NOT too old for a Night-Night Blankie!! You'll never take it from me!

Eowyn reveals that she is actually 3-quarters vegetable.

Eowyn wasn't about to have the only can of baked beans get the better of her.

"I'll open you yet, you wait and see!"

Don't make me POKE you!!!!


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Merry: Uh, Pip? Maybe picking Saruman's carrots for dinner wasn't the best idea...

Nobody dared challenge Treebeard's authority when he revealed his champion skills at 9-Orc bowling.

The Ents live up to their theme song ..."We will, we will ROCK you."

Here we see how ancient mythology in Middle-earth differs from our own: our version of Atlas is a man carrying the Earth on his shoulders, whereas M-E...

Or...

Ent: Hey, c'mon you mean old Stone Giants, let me play a little!

Ents proved to be valuable to the Agricultural economy by advertising to five-year olds on Saturday mornings that green giants do exist...

~ advice Ka

Saruman began to wonder if the home decorators he'd hired were legitimate.

Merry was thrilled to find all that pipeweed so he lit his pipe, forgetting that Treebeard had eaten a gallon of baked beans for dinner.

Never doubt the Ent delivery system...

TreeBeard gives a whole new meaning to the phase, "Serve up a good meal".

Help me! My fist has expanded to a ridiculous level!

Eowyn pic; Though leading to an ultimately sad ending involving ice sculptures, Aragorn was initially proud of his healing work. 'Behold; Eowyn Scissorhands!'

Ent pic; As Saruman watched the orcish morter team reload, he reflected that perhapse this whole 'technology' kick had gone just a bit too far.

Tongues didn't stop wagging after Treebeard pulled a Maradona at the Fangorn Cup Final.

Some nature dude: Ents are highly combustable when combined with beans, just note the flames coming out of this ones rear. Extraordinary!

the true origins of Rugby.....

I am sure many lock forwards must have entish blood....


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The Bonfire of The Valar-trees

Treebeard's computer crashed for the last time! :eek:

And Treebeard winds up for the pitch...

Treebeard just never knew when to quit... even though Saruman had beaten him fair and square in the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" game; Treebeard gave in to his maniacal need to prove to that upstart wizard that "rock" could indeed beat "paper".

New to Saturday night, “When Trees go bad” *followed by a montage set to rock music*

That's a big sandwich!

Trebeard: New picture! Or else!

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Theoden: I still refuse to pay to fix this roof!

Theoden stands dumfounded as the Elves win the Annual Helm's Deep Wet Armour competition yet again.