Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him horribly ill, causing him to be rushed to the hospital.

Fortunately the ER attendant was an (intelligent) relative
of Ioreth and cured Sauron with Athelas.

Unfortunately, this did not help aule

Fortunately, Sauron was found to be allergic to athelas and later died of hives.

Unfortunately since the Ring was still around Sauron instantaneously made a new body for himself.

Fortunately, the new body that Sauron made for himself was that of a fuzzy pink walrus beanbag, which was, of course, incapable of doing anything but be cuddly and cute.

Unfortunaly, that, like we all know, is enough. The Pink Walrus cult started worshipping Sauron and he made an army out of them.

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them all.

Unfortunately that didn't kill them and the cult grew even larger :eek:

Fortunately, they all decided to be peace loving elf friends.

Unfortunately the super-evil cults of Alatar and Pallando came and devoured the cult of peace loving elf friends.

Fortunately, Alatar and Pallando were offering free burgers to everyone who joined them

Unfortunately, they were cursed (that's bad for any Homer Simpson doppelgangers out there man that was a classic episode )

Fortunately, Sauron ate one of the cursed burgers.

Unfortunately Ainur are immune to that stuff.

Fortunately, he wasn't immune to the cursed pickles in that cursed burger

Unfortunately, sauron didnt like pickles and he put them to the side

Fortunately he ate the burger anyway, without the pickles, which caused him to explode because he was already full of beans and there was no room left for a burger.

Unfortunately, the Ring had not yet been destroyed, so Sauron reappeared soon

Fortunately, The Nazgul had taken the ring out to play with on their lunch break and lost it. :eek:

Unfortunately nobody found it, so Sauron didn't have any problem.

Fortunately, somebody put it on eBay and Sauron was flat broke

Unfortunaly, gollum7453 wasn't.

Fortunately Radagast the Brown mortgaged Rhosgobel
and outbid gollum 7543 to gain possession of the Ring.

Unfortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC owned a controlling interest in his bank.

Fortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC succumbed to hostile takeover by Elf Lord's R Us, and then sold off piece by piece

Unfortunately, Isengard Enterprises had bought out Elf Lords R Us and was basically controlling the whole company.

Fortunately, Erebor-tosh decided to buy out everyone with their hoarded gold

Unfortunately, a takeover by Balrogs Inc. left everyone quite sad.

Fortunately, the hostile takeover was just an April Fools Day joke.

Unfortunately, it was a poor joke extended too far.

Fortunately, everyone at least understood the joke.

Unfortunately, the Orc workers didn't and rioted

Fortunately cheap work force from developing countries quickly replaced them

Unfortunately, the developing countries all simultaneously passed minimum wage laws, making their workforces not so cheap.

Fortunately, the developing country people did not know of this

Unfortunately this meant ill for the poor workers.

Fortunately, the orc-union made a deal with their employers, regaining their jobs and sending the scab workers back to their developing country.

Unfortunately, the deal was that they could go out and burn Minas Tirith to the ground before heading back to work.

Fortunately Local 3021 of the Guild of Tower Guards were
picketing and orc solidarity led them to join the strike to
support their union brothers and sisters :Merisu: (they were
striking for equal rights for women in the guards).