Fight Breaks-out At the Council

On 9 Astron, according to the Shire calendar, disaster struck when an elf spit on the hand of a man, resulting in a chaotic fight. The culprit fled the scene and his whereabouts are unknown. 2 elves are pressing charges from a bloody nose and a broken finger...

This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today.

It seems that even Elves have their Gríma Wormtongues...

And androgenous it seems...they look like girls to me, are we sure they're not Arwen's hand maidens?

No, no, no, no and no! Because, dear sir, that would open the floor to a lot more inappropriate captions for this particular picture! (Emoticon strike: Shocked expression)

"Is that . . . Lord Elrond?!"
 

The debating at the council was going very strict for the first couple hours, then a little hobbit voice perked up....... 'Mosh Pit!'

Eomer and Grima pic:

Grima is rescued from Eomer the Bully by...Eowyn??? :eek:

Merry and Pippin picture:

Merry: "Isn't Treebeard's singing incredible?"

Pippin: "Nope! I can sing better when I'm so drunk I couldn't tell a hawk from a handsaw."

CoE picture:

Two young Elves break into the Council to announce that they have decided to name their new rabbit Bigwig.

Elrond's disciplinary method consisted of, literally, a boot up the backside. The Elves just wished he wouldn't wear the boots with the pointed toes.

This year's winner of Rivendale's Bicentennial Elven Beauty Contest responds to the announcement of his/her (?) triumph with jubilation while the first runner-up expresses his/her dismay.

(The first runner-up was sure that (s)he had it in the bag this time since the winner had won the contest 200 hundred years ago and also 200 years before that!)

Tired of getting mixed up between Vulcans and themselves, they decided to show their true emotions..... as hard punk rockers that want to Rock and Roll all night and party EVERyday...

Elves: Its time to move on... to a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...omba/smeag.jpg

Smeagol: Note to self; 'Cheating at poker is not a good idea when against a dragon.'

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that Folks. I did not know it was blocked until someone told me.

This is a caption for the error message, of course...
 

A lonely and frustrated Elrond browses the internet at nite, and to his eternal horror, stumbles upon his daughter's secret website...

Genius!


Elladan and Elrohir have just been grounded .........

Hmm... Oh, well. Fidwit deserved some barrowdowns air-time. Seriously, the poor thing just doesn't realize how interesting he really is...

Okay, well let's just say their both blissfully unaware of how diffused of specific genderized orientation that they really are... Not in a legolas way, mind you...

Hmm... What a tizzy! :confused:

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For the arwen blocked-picture...
After trying all he could to get to Arwen, Aragorn tries a 'back-door' approach and is once again defeated by Elrond's no-mortal-electronic-woeing firewall...

~Ka

Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble.

Smeagol regrets letting Grima give him an a la Theoden extreme makeover.

Oh, it is quite fine! I think we enjoyed it anyway... Or, at least I did... :)

~ Ka

After Aragorn's passing, Arwen became more distraught than even Elrond had predicted.

Gollum tries out for the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue...


~ Copyrighted Ka

After being converted by Sam's recipes in Ithilien, Smeagol attempts to cook his own fish stew, only to find that it literally blew up in his face.

Eowyn was beginning to regret having gotten into a drinking competition with Gimli.

Thanks for the gold Hookbill, you rule! :)

As for the pic....


Bilbo realises that he's getting too old for all this partying.

After receiving two black eyes, numerous broken bones, and other various injuries, Gollum realizes that perhaps he should stop skydiving without a parachute.

Thank'ee Eomer. More Gold ye shall receive for your kind words.

Gollum refused to cut down on coffee and cheese before bed time.

After crawling from the scrum, Smeagol decides he is not cut out to join the Anduin Anacondas rugby squad.

The morning after the night before.... or
 

Gollum thought that maybe he should have just paid the London congestion charge rather than taking the cunning detour via Harad

It'd be a long time before Gollum posted any more defamatory remarks about wargs at The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread! :D

After many weeks, Gollum suddenly realized that travelling in the desert does tend to make one look rather ragged.

Behold! Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

Gollum pic-

And this boys and girls is what happens when you pollute your bodies with drugs.

That'll teach Gollum to travel Australia without sunscreen!

Gollum to Mrs Gollum: Hellooo my schweeetness.
Mrs Gollum: Dont give me that you drunken slob, you said you were only going for one, you didn`t say that you meant one week.
Gollum: Wherse the toilet, I think I`m gonna puke.

Maybe he's born with it?
Maybe it's ...

:rolleyes:

Gollum: New... picture... pleeeeaasss..s..s.s.. precious...

http://www.myprecious.us/files/wallp...obbits_800.jpg

Merry: Now, the map said, down the road, turn left at the old tree, avoid nazgûl valley... where are we now?

Frodo: ... erm...

Merry: And whose idea was it to trade our last mushrooms for directions from that blind, mad Hobbit who was clearly as lost as we are?

Frodo & Sam: Pippin's.

Frodo: Where has Sam gone?

Pippin: I haven`t a clue.

Merry: Me neither.

Sam: I hope they don`t catch me running off with the food.

Just when it seemed as freaky as it could be, Merry notices that they have been sold off and used as promotional material...

~ Ka

Merry to Frodo: "What do these white runes to my left say? They aren't tengwar."

Frodo: "I don't know, they aren't dwarf-runes either. Maybe they're the letters of Mordor."

Sam: "Look at Mr. Pippin, sir! I think the Mordor-letters got him."

Merry: What's this...Castle Auuuuggghhh?

Sam: Huh?

Merry: It says....Castle Auuuugghhh. Maybe he wrote it when he was dying.

Frodo: Uhh, guys?

Sam: Oh please, who would bother writing "Auuuugghhhh!" He'd just say it.

Merry: Look, I'm just reading what it's saying.

Pippin: Maybe he was dictating.

Frodo: OOOOAAAAH!

Merry: No, no, no, see it says "auuughhh!" From the back of the throat.

Frodo: No, I mean "OOOAAAH!" as in surprise and alarm.

Merry: Oh so you mean "AHHH!"

Frodo: Yes, AHHHH!