...all alone cousin
 

"drag you around by a lock of your hair...
or give you a push at the top of the stair."

Hm, probably this one only makes me laugh.

Arthritic hands.
 

Denethor pic...

The banana peel still remains to be one of the best all-time pranks.

When Denethor woke up dazed and confused at the bottom of his staircase with a flagpole sticking out of his thigh, he realised that he had to stop drinking.

Denathor fainted at the prospect of a new picture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../Treebeard.jpg

Treebeard: And you say you are king of the shire, Mr Took?

Denethor pic:

D: Come on' Faramir! I know you're hiding in the ladies' bathroom!

Silence...

D: Okay, well, when you come out be sure to look bewildered... Oh, yes, and don't forget to flush...


:D I had a stroke today... OF GENIUS!

~ Morrissey listening Ka

The Treebeard pic reminds me of that episode of Are You Being Served? when the staff stays in Mr Grace's apartments upstairs...? And Mr Humphreys has to take care of those two babies? It reminds me of when they're holding the babies & singing to them, trying to get them to shut up. ^ ^;

I forget the song, though - -;; Anybody know what I mean? *is babbling*

I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable.

The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball:

Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball!
Treebeard: Now now Master Peregrin Took, don't be hasty *picks up Merry*
Merry: Hey! What are you doing?
Treebeard: Now now Master Meriadoc Brandybuck, don't be hasty *rolls Merry up into a ball*
Merry: Heyunmphh!
Treebeard: Now listen and observe. It's best to roll your Hobbit up as tightly as you can without breaking it's back.
Pippin: Yes, go on.
Treebeard: Once this is done, raise your arm slowly and drop the Hobbit Ball like so *drops Merry* following through with a swift kick like so *kicks Merry sending him flying into the woods*
Pippin is stunned into silence
Treebeard: Now it's your turn *is about to pick up Pippin*
Pippin: Actually I think I hear a Nazgul, see you later!

treebeard took a moment to pause in the great joy that had invaded his knotted old heart - he had the last Pippin action figure with real pipe smoking action before the christmas rush...

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I guess I could make this a special post, since it is my 500th...

Oh, well! A listening to Moonlight Sonata will have to do...

~reflective Ka

Merry: note to self, next time mow the lawn while it's still possible.

Treebeard must have taken the Entwives' disappearance too hard . . .
 

Treebeard: Peregrin Took, will you marry me?

Pippin: I said I wanted a life-like garden ornament, not life-size...

Lunchtime in Fangorn Forest, and Treebeard is really looking forward to today's sandwich.

Treebeard: You pesky Entings! You kick this hobbit over my fence once more, and you'll never get it back! *Throws hobbit*

Denethor pic:

Darn! Pippin! Get some more wax on this floor!

Denethor pic"

To prove that he had not been out drinking with the commons, Denethor was required to repeat the phrase 'I have not come home drunk' three times clearly to his guards.

Denethor: "I have not come home drunk. I half nut crome home drenk. I heft nit...drumb...hoom...brumpf..."( *passes out*)

At the mercy of the Ent's ridiculously strong arms, Merry really had to give careful consideration to Treebeard's question: "Do you like my new haircut?"

Frozen pizza in Fangorn
 

"For the last time, Pippin. It's not delivery. It's Digiorno."

The moment PJ realised he wanted to remake King Kong...
 

Treebeard pic

"Whaddya mean 'It would work better with a girl in a nightie and a giant ape'?"

Pippin: "Do you ever get tired of being a tree?"

Treebeard: did you hear? i'm making a guest apperance on Gilmore Girls!

Pippin: do you even know what that show is?

Treebeard:err...yea! i'm playing that young girls new boyfriend that drives a motorcycle and gets into fights, but hes good inside...

i just found this...
 

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/attachm...ttachmentid=45

The Audience of Star Wars III will be shocked when Legolas makes a guest apperance yelling "I have the Power!" thus ruining three great Media Acheivements.

X marks the spot
 

Legolas hoped that his light signals would trick the Fell Beasts into landing so that he could shoot them more conveniently.

Orlando Bloom's disasterous 2001 audition for the part of Anakin Skywalker.

Lucas: Umm... what's with the long hair and pointy ears?

Bloom: I think it'd be awesome if Anakin was an elf!

Lucas: Next!

Legolas thought himself fortunate in the casting for a human (or Elf) Bowling ally... He was the Strike sign.

No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian. :p

Or is that just how he dresses at home? :p

Upon trying out his first set of swords from Gondolin, Legolas finds himself between an ork horde on one side and a Warg horde on the other. (A little known fact is that swords from Gondolin glow green in the presence of Wargs.)

Thranduil: "Legolas, son, just put the fluorescent tubes down will you? This will be the third DIY shop we've been banned from in one day if you don't stop playing silly beggars."

Legolas practises for his new job as a traffic attendant in Moria.

Maybe he really sucked at being a prince, eh Meela? Had to try another career.

The stunts PJ wanted Legolas to pull off during the movies seemed to be going just a tad bit to far...

it's a little known piece of pop trivia that Legolas was an extra in Adam & The Ants' Prince Charming video.

Legolas Showed his disapproval to the new costume.

Legolas: I knew if I lived long enough they would improve my fighting knives, all I need now is for you to show me the way to those Metal Mumaks.

Decisions, Decisions
 

Legolas: Which do like better? The blue or the green?

or

Legolas despite all his acrobatic skill just couldn't get the hang of the moves to the YMCA song.

Legolas: This X means that we need a new picture!

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Pippin%20y%20Merry2.jpg

Merry: My Balloon! Its Gone!!

Just a few days later Merry, who had never left the shores of Middle Earth, was at the dinner table and started behaving oddly. Driven by an inner force, he snatched up the the entire bowl of mashed taters and created a model of the Devil's Tower, Wyoming.

Merry: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Pip.