Unfortunately, the kitchen was being remodeled at the time, so they had to settle for the basement.

Fortunately, by controlling the basement all they got to control was the Rat Population and where the lost Gnomes of Gondolin now live

Unfortunately, the Gnomes gathered the rats into special rat cannons and fired them all over Middle-Earth, causing chaos and another damned plague. Hygiene was fighting a losing battle in Middle-Earth.

Fortunately, every one and thing left middle earth.

Unfortunately the rats were fired all over Arda, so all was contaminated

Fortunately, everyone blasted off to.... THE MOON!!!!!

Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.

Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.

Unfortunately, they forgot air.

Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.

Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.

Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever

Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world

Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."

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...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.

Unfortunately, Eru found that he was the only exception to Rule 34, and he was so insulted he smashed his computer....

...and the pieces rained down on Middlie Earth, an occurence so bizarre that it caused the disintegration of the social structure, and Gondor imprisoned Aragorn and elected a president.

Fortunaly, the president they elected was Gandalf the Ever-Green.

Unfortunately he soon got bored of signing treaties and meeting other kings or princes, so he left.

Fortunately, before he left he gave his office to Were-Feanor


let the bloodbath commence

Fortunately, Were-Feanor had reformed.

Fortunately, not till after his "Mandatory visitaion of the city sewers" act came into power

Unfortunately, by opening the sewers an entire civilization of Watchers in the Water was released.

Fortunately the Watchers in the Water made peace pledge and didn't trouble anyone.

Unfortunately, they broke the peace pledge.

Fortunately, the just as unknown giants came to the aid of Gondor.

Unfortunately they made a left when they should have made a right; and ended up in The Shire. As everyone knows Giants don't like hobbits.

Fortunately for the hobbits, the hobbits were better fighters, and so the hobbits drove the giants out towards Gondor.

Unfortunately, the Giants ended up making havoc in Gondor, and climbed up on Mindolluin and started to play with rocks.

Fortunately, they all slipped cause of the slippery stonework

Unfortunately they all fell and rolled down on top of Minas Tirith smashing it to dust. The estimated damage was 5.2 billion pounds.

Fortunately, the Watchers were all dead, and since Gondor used gold, they escaped the bill by a loophole.

Unfortunately, the workers who were supposed to rebuild Gondor decided to join Mac's WW game instead.:D

Fortunately, every survivor of Minas Tirith decided to move to Dol Amroth instead

Unfortunately Ulmo bathing in the Bay of Belfalas created a tsunami that headed straight for Dol Amroth

Fortunately, the Dol Amrothians were far superior in the field of technology compared to the rest of Middle-earth. They had constructed an impenetrable force field called 'The Schwartz.'

Unfortunately while the forcefield was impenetrable it wasn't high enough to cope with the backwash from a bathing Vala and the water went over it.

Fortunately, 'The Schwartz' moves in mysterious ways and it funneled the backwash back into the ocean 50 miles away

Unfortunately, it ended up flooding Pelargir.

Pod Six!
 

Fortunately, nobody liked those jerks from Pelargir anyways...

Unfortunately, those jerks from Pelargir wanted some new land.

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them.